Constance Badger's Guide To Sex

Story by Sandy_Brushtail on SoFurry

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#6 of Redwall XXX

In the aftermath of the war with Cluny the Scourge, Matthias the Warrior is looking forward to his wedding with Cornflower. However after Constance makes a cheeky remark about masturbation it comes more than clear that Matthias doesn't... masturbate that is. So Constance takes it upon herself to teach Matthias about his body and where baby mice come from.


The characters portrayed therein and original concept were created by Brian Jacques and are owned by the Redwall Abbey Company Ltd. (UK) A note to all Redwall Fans; PLEASE, DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!! - The Author

"Ah Matthias, there you are!" Said Friar Hugo as he had caught up to the young mouse, with a parchment under his arm. "Yes Friar?" Matthias answered. The fat mouse cook then unfurled the parchment, "I've been going over the final preparations for your wedding reception feast. Now, you and Cornflower will be seated at the head table with Cornflower's parents. Seeing as you're an orphan, may I suggest Abbot Alf be seated next you?" Matthias nodded, "I see no problem. What about the feast itself?" "Not to worry, I already have the menu sorted. I'll have my kitchen going at all haste to see that your wedding will be a day to remember for all Redwall," Friar Hugo said in a reassuring manner. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to see to the other preparations," he added before taking his leave. As Matthias walked further on down the corridor leading to Great Hall, he noticed Constance, Redwall's great badger, looking at the grand Redwall tapestry. "Hello Constance," said Matthias as he greeted her. Constance smiled in reply, "All set for your big day?" "Almost," Matthias replied as he joined her by her side. "Nervous?" Constance asked. Matthias hung his head sighed, "When I went up against Cluny the Scourge, I had butterflies in my stomach. Now that I'm getting married the day after tomorrow, the butterflies have turned into buffalo!" Consatnce smiled, "Think of it young Matthias, soon you'll be married to one of the best lookers in Mossflower. You should consider yourself luck that she chose you as a suitor." She then nudged the mouse playfully, "Just think of all the kissing and petting you two will get up to... and more besides."

Matthias then laughed, "Hahaha, oh yes. But no more being up late with the war councils. No more chasing after other mousemaids..." "No more indulging in the pleasures of the paw?" Said Constance playfully. However, Matthias seemed to look at the badger blankly. Constance raised an eyebrow, "Seriously, you've never heard that expression before?" "Nope," Matthias replied, shrugging his shoulders. "You've never played with your todger or balls?" Matthias' eyes went wide as he blushed and then he started giggling. Constance folded her arms which silenced Matthias's sniggering. She then shook her head and sighed, "How do you expect to fulfill your requirements as a husband, if you don't even have a clue on how your body works? I expect you and Cornflower are going to have babies?" "Well... yes," "But you don't know the first thing about procreation?" "Doesn't it... erm, involve... taking our clothes off?" "And after that?" Matthias thought hard trying to answer, but in the end he shook his head. Constance sighed again before she took the mouse by the paw. "Come on," she added. "I think you need to learn some new lessons."

Constance had escorted Matthias up to her room, after she had shown the mouse inside Constance locked the door behind them. The badger then sat on her bed and patted the spot next to her, beckoning the mouse to sit down. Matthias did so and Constance then started her lesson. "Matthias," she began. "We are going to have a very serious discussion and I want you to you to be very mature about this. So I don't want any sniggering or giggling. Before we start I'm going to ask you some questions. Firstly, have you ever been curious about your penis?" Matthias blushed, this time more profoundly and a smile slowly formed on his face. Constance however wasn't going to accept embarrassment nor immaturity. "Matthias..." She said in a stern tone, folding her arms. "Yes," the mouse answered. Constance smiled, "Good. Now we're getting somewhere. But I guess you have another name for your penis?" "I call it... my... willy," said Matthias nervously. "I've heard it called many names. Like; todger, dick, willy, cock, underpants serpent and so on. Secondly, have you never had an erection?" Matthias raised an eyebrow, "A what?" "A stiffy, young mouse. Has your willy ever gone stiff and hard?" "Sometimes. Usually in the morning," Matthias answered. "And you've never been tempted to touch your todger when hard? Never even given it a little tug or a stroke?" Matthias shrugged his shoulders as Constance shook her head wearily. "Aren't you even aware of the pleasure you can experience when giving your erection a tug?" "Pleasure?" Matthias inquired. "Yes Matthias. If you stroke, tug or pump your stiffy with your paw it gives you pleasure," Constance explained. Matthias then looked down quizzically at his crotch and started to grope. He then started experiencing new, comforting and pleasant feelings, "Ooh!" He exclaimed as Constance smiled, "Told you. Now finally, have you ever woken up in the morning and found a white stain on your nightshirt?" "Oh yes Constance. I was a bit embarrassed at first. I thought I had wet myself in my sleep. I did think it odd that it was white pee," Matthias explained. Constance then let out a sigh of relief, "You didn't piss yourself Matthias. You had a wet dream." "A... wet dream?" "It means you got spunk in your balls. I have also noticed that Cornflower had started having her periods. You two are ready to make babies. But before that, we need to talk about the act itself. However, I think that... talking can never compare to the real thing," Constance winked seductively before she gripped the warrior's paw softly and started to caress it. "Matthias, I've had fancies for you. I know you're getting married in a couple of days and I've wanted this for sometime." She then put a claw under Matthias's chin and started stroking, "You're a very handsome mouse, Matthias." "Is.. th- that so?" Matthias said, blushing. Constance then smiled, "Are you bashful warrior? I think that's good, it means you have a noble heart..." Constance's claw wandered from the mouse's chin and then down his chest, "And I think that such a strong and brave warrior with a touch of innocence, makes this old badger's cunny throb so much!" Matthias' eyes went wide and he blushed even more. The badger's muzzle then started inching forward and in an instant, her lips were pressed against the warriors'. As they kissed, Constance brought a blunt paw to Matthias's crotch and started groping. The feeling of passionate kissing and a big paw playing with his genitals made Matthias instantly hard. When they finished kissing, Constance looked longingly into the young mouses' eyes, "Matthias... would you make love to me?" "Make love?" "It's one of the many names for the act. But, it is the ultimate duty for being a loving husband and it's also how you make children. Stand up Matthias." As Matthias stood up, Constance stood up herself and bent over her bed. She then lifted the rear of her habit and flashed the mouse a glance of her underwear before she pulled them down. She raised her tail in the air, showing off her pink slit and anus. The badger then turned around and took off her wimple before she started to undress in front of Matthias. The mouse gaped at Constance as she shed herself of her garments. She soon stood before the Redwall warrior naked, the nipples of her naked bosom being displayed as if in a sense of pride. Matthias's erect penis ached. The badger glanced down and smiled at the sight of the erect member trying to poke out from under Matthias' green habit. The mouse warrior was staring at the badger's large breasts, gulping to relieve his dry mouth and throat. Constance then knelt down and unfastened the girdle cord around Matthias's waist. She then lifted the hem of the green habit with a single paw. Constance smiled at the sight of the mouse's erection, tipped with a bead of semen. "Take off your clothes, Matthias," the badger said. Matthias did as he was bid and in little time was naked in front of Constance. His erection seemed to grow even bigger. Constance reached down and groped at Matthias' scrotum. Matthias winced in pleasure, the semen now dripping in a miniture torrent. Constance giggled lightly, "Hehehe, I envy Cornflower so much." The badger then moved her blunt paw and grasped the mouse's shaft, masturbating him gently.

Suddenly, Matthias ejaculated all over Constances' paw, coating it in warm, white fluid. The badger smiled before she brought it to her snout and sniffed at the semen before she licked her paw clean. Matthias was gaping at his member, which was still expelling dribbles of white mouse seed. "What... just happened to me?" Matthias gasped. "You just had an orgasm," the badger explained. "Orgasm?" Constance then took the mouse warrior by the paw and lead him to her bed, where she urged Matthias to sit on the edge next to her. "You see Matthias, your private parts are what define you as a male. Your sperm, er... that white gunge - is made inside the two orbs contained in your sac. When you are properly stimulated, sperm comes out of your willy. Orgasms themselves also have many names. Like climax, cumming and even peaking" she explained, pointing at the mouse's semi-erect member. Matthias glanced down and grasped at his cock, eying it as if deeply examining it. Constance continued, "When you see a lovely female that wants to mate with you, it grows longer and harder. That means you are ready to mate. I also felt it get hard when I was groping you and I'm very flattered you find me shag-able." Matthias could feel new life grow into his member, it appeared to get larger before his eyes. "You have a very handsome penis, young Matthias. Cornflower is a very lucky bride," Constance remarked.

Matthias smiled, as Constance shifted over to the top of the bed. "Now... let me show you what defines me as a female..." With that, the badger parted her legs wide and revealed her intimate organs. Matthias instinctively averted his gaze. "Matthias, if you can't look at me, what hope have you got on your wedding night?" Matthias soon relented and gazed back at Constance. The tufting pubic fur, below which were soft and delicate pink lips. "Just like how your penis and orbs define you as male, this defines me as female. I have this, all the sisters in the convent have it and Cornflower has one too." "What.. is it, er, exactly?" Matthias asked in an almost hesitant manner. Constance smiled at the mouse warrior before she parted the pink lips by spreading her claws. "This, young Matthias is called a vulva, which is the opening to my womb. When your penis is hard, you stick it into the vulva and pump your willy in and out of it. Then your seed passes from your penis into the womb and then, in time, it will become a baby." "And my seed will pass into the womb when I orgasm," said Matthias in a moment of clarity. "Exactly right, young mouse!" Matthias couldn't help but display a proud smirk across his features. "But, just as your penis must be stimulated to mate so must a female's vulva. Let me show you..." With that notion, Constance started to tease the hood of her clitoris. She arched her head back and started to lightly moan. Soon, the soft lips began to puff out and glisten with fluid. "Now I'm ready to be penetrated," she said. Matthias looked very closely at her intimate orifice. "You can also help stimulate a vulva, Matthias. You can kiss it or.... even lick it. Not only does it make a vulva prepare for you, but it also gives females pleasure." "Are there ways that Cornflower can prepare my penis?" "Of course. Cornflower can kiss, lick and even suck on your penis to make it ready for penetration and it feels very pleasurable," said Constance as she smiled at the young mouse warrior. The great badger eyed Matthias's penis which was back to being fully erect. She crawled over to Matthias, she winked before opening her mouth and suckled greedily upon the mouse's erect flesh. Matthias gasped sharply, the sensation washing over him like a great wave of delight. The badger pumped her mouth up and down as she sucked. "Constance, what... Oh, Constance! Ahh..." Matthias moaned, placing his paws on the badger's head and started to pump her muzzle with his hips. Tiny streams of mouse semen seeped into Constances' mouth. Matthias pumped Constance's muzzle hard, making his furry balls swing against the badger's chin. The badger tasted mouse pre-cum on her tongue before she withdrew the erect flesh from her mouth. She then lay back on the bed, legs splayed open, "Come young Matthias... lick me."

The mouse warrior crawled gingerly over towards Constance, his head in-between her legs. Matthias stuck out his tongue and slowly licked around the badger's pink lips. Constance closed her eyes, grasping one of her large breasts and teased her nipple with her claw. "Oh Matthias," she exclaimed. "Lick higher... lick the top of my fanny." Matthias rolled his tongue around Constance swollen clitoris. The great badger gave a deep groan, "Oooooohh that's right. There, lick me there! That little bump is a pleasure spot for girls." Matthias kept on licking and licking, he then stopped and raised his head, "I've got a strange taste in my mouth. What is it?" "Cunny juice. Before Cornflower can mate with you, she has to be nice and wet for your todger... and you've made me so wet!" Matthias smiled and then went back to pleasing Constance with his tongue. Licking around and around the badger's swollen clitoris and even lapped ravenously. The badger started panting and whimpering as she lay back and let the pleasure flow through her, making her large breasts heave. She then wanted the strong warrior of Redwall inside her. "Matthias.... Penetrate me!" Constance panted aloud. Matthias looked at Constance in bewilderment. "But, you said if I penetrated you, you'll have babies," Matthias reasoned. "Oh don't worry, you can't give me badger cubs. Now, on to the next part of the lesson. Pop your stiffy into my wet cunt!" Matthias mounted Constance awkwardly. His penis tip brushed up against the badger's vulva. Matthias grasped his erect member and inserted it into the badger's warn, wet vulva. The mouse felt his penis twitch as soon as the warm, crinkly walls rubbed against his tip. Matthias had an instant orgasm, "C-C-C-Constance.... NNnnnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhh!!" He then relaxed, nestling his head between the badger's big breasts as he panted. Constance then cradled the mouse's head in her big, blunt paws and kissed him on his forehead. Mathias then raised his head and gazed into Constances' eyes. "I'm sorry," he said. "For what?" Constance asked, stroking his ears. "For cumming so soon," Matthias explained. "Oh, I don't mind that," Constance replied. "But, if I were Cornflower I wouldn't be impressed." Matthias then gave Constance a challenging look before he started to pump with his pelvis. Constance lay back, letting carnal delight flow over her, "Ohhh Matthias... Matthias! Very good young mouse, pump me with your willy. Ahhh! Ah! Oh!" Matthias' penis wasn't as thick or as mighty as a badger's, but Constance did feel some pleasure. She reached down between her and Matthias and started to rub her clitoris. "I'll say this Matthias... AH! You've got stamina! Unf!" The bed frame started to squeak with the rhythm of their sex. Matthias continued to pump his dick in and out of the badger's vulva. He had already had two orgasms, but the third was proving a bit difficult. The mixture of mouse semen and badger fluid made squelching sounds as Matthias continued to pump. accompanied by the slapping of a wet, furry scrotum against a badger's under croft.

Squelch, slap, squelch, slap, squelch, slap,

"Oh Matthias... I'm.... Ohh! I'm cumming..." Constance held the mouse warrior close to her as she reached orgasm. She huffed and puffed loudly in his ear as she held him. But when she released him, Matthias continued with their sex. He wanted to have a third orgasm so badly. He closed his eyes, imagining Cornflower laying underneath him. He imagined Cornflower splayed before him. He imagined pumping his dick in and out of Cornflower's pussy. He imagined cumming into Cornflower's cunt and then make her push it all out and then he would make her eat it. "Constance... again..." he then gave out a whimper as he ejaculated yet again into her vagina. Matthias almost collapsed exhausted on top of Constance, panting heavily and drenched in sweat. Constance wrapped her paws around Matthias, panting herself, "You're ready Matthias. You're ready." "Constance," Matthias panted. "How do you know so much about sex?" "From having sex, Matthias," she answered. "Remember when I told you that my Granddad once knew a searat? Well, that searat would eye me up when I was blossoming into a young maiden. He also flirt with me unashamedly, saying how he would love to dip himself inside me. I would reflect on that for a while until I realised what he meant. Oh, the thought of a rugged searat having his way with me made my fanny throb so much. So, when he once stayed with my granddad I went to his room at night. I could tell he was feigning sleep and I also noticed he slept in the nude. I just asked, 'can I sleep with you?' "That was when I took my clothes off and stood before his bed naked. He then drew back the covers and that was the first time I saw an erect penis. So I got into bed with a nude searat and then we kissed and cuddled. I let him suck on my nipples, then I sucked on his stiffy, after that he licked my cunny and after that we had sex. I remember that we had sex with our paws clamped over our mouths so our groaning and whimpering wouldn't wake my grandpa. Then when we woke up in the morning, we shagged again." "Did he cum inside you?" Matthias asked. "Indeed he did," Constance smiled, "Speaking of cumming inside me, watch this." Matthias dismounted the badger as she pushed down on her groin and allowed the warrior's sperm to dribble out of her puffed and glistening vulva. Matthias felt aroused again. He looked down and his penis was stiff and hard. He looked up at Constance and asked, "How about another round?"

Weddings were always a cause to be joyous at Redwall Abbey. Both Cornflower and Matthias had exchanged their vows and then Abbot Alf gave the final affirmation, "As the creator has brought you together, may no-beast tear asunder. I now declare you husband and wife." The abbot then turned to Matthias, "You may now kiss the bride." Matthias happily raised the veil that covered Cornflower's face and joined his snout with hers. The entire congregation cheered and applauded. After the ceremony was the reception feast and so many courses. That night in their bedroom in the gatehouse cottage, after Matthias carried Cornflower over the threshold, both Matthias and Cronflower embraced each other as they shared a deep, loving kiss. "I love you," said Matthias as he gazed into his wifes' eyes. "I love you too, Matthias," Cornflower replied. Matthias smiled as he put a paw to Cornflower's pert rear and squeezed tenderly. "I would love to see you... out of that gown," Matthias winked. Cornflower blushed as Matthias took her by the paw and sat her down on the edge of their bed. Matthias then raised the skirts of his wife's wedding gown. He then reached for the waistband of Cornflowers' underpants and started to pull them down her legs, before he discarded them by throwing them over his shoulder. He then parted Cornflowers' legs and spied her pink, virgin vulva. Matthias sniggered under his breath before he stuck out his tongue and started to lap at her lips. Cornflower exhaled sharply and gripped the bedsheets tightly as she let the pleasure flow through her. "Oooh! Matthias!!!"

After nearly two hours of passionate lovemaking, Cornflower lay on top of her new husband. The pair of them were naked, sweaty and panting. Cornflower then rolled over and lay next to Matthias, trying to get her breath back, "Ooof, that was... so lovely." Matthias turned his head and placed a paw on hers. "You were wonderful," he smiled before he kissed his new bride lightly on the lips. "Did I make you orgasm, Cornflower?" His new wife nodded, "Mm, twice. You?" "Several times," Matthias replied. "Matthias," said Cornflower. "How did you know how to do all of those things?" Matthias had to think up a lie so not to hint at the fact that he'd had sex with Constance. "I found an anatomy book that once belonged to old Methuselah. It had all kinds of useful information inside." Cornflower laughed lightly, "Haha, I didn't think ole Methuselah would have anything like that in his study." Matthias' ears then perked up with the song of early birds coming through the open bedroom window. The sky was beginning to lighten as the sun was starting to rise. He got out of bed and urged his wife to do the same. The pair then stood and looked out of the window. The sky turned from indigo to a rich blue which became even lighter. Matthias and Cornflower stood naked, holding paws as the sunbeams of the rising sun made the sandstone walls of Redwall Abbey radiate with a rosy hue. Matthias looked back at their bed and asked Cornflower, "Sleep or more lovemaking?" "Sleep," Cornflower replied. "You'll need to save your strength for the morning. I would like to make love before breakfast."