Betcha

Story by Afril on SoFurry

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A drunken bet tests a man's oral skill.


Betcha - June 20, 2014 Written by Afril, Edited by Chaos Blackwing (cl) The Gay Furry Association

M/M, Oral/Anal/Caressing, Human/Centaur/Avian

Chaos remarked that he didn't think a human could fit a horse's nut in their mouth - He obviously hasn't seen the porn I have ;)

It started while we were sitting in a tavern discussing literature - Ok. We were sitting and telling lurid stories about some scrolls that were making the rounds - We didn't have much else to do. Dice was boring... Besides we were pretty much broke. So when the avian Rohkij described a tale of a maiden seducing a horse, Lidwug shook his head and slammed his tankard down.

"There ain't no way a human, male or female, could fit a horse's nut in their mouth. And there ain't no way you could get both of them in, I don't care who you are - Not even you, ya damn satyr."

I wasn't a satyr - Although there were rumors about my grandsire... I just smiled knowingly. Lidwug growled and slammed his tankard down again - Did I mention Lidwug was a centaur?

"Wut... You damn well haven't!" He reached into a pouch and pulled out some coins. "5 coppers says you can't even fit one of my balls in your tiny mouth."

He was drunk... Usually you can't even touch him intimately, and here he was demanding I play with his sack. "But you are not even a full..."

"Put up, or shut up - Human."

I reminded him that although many of the patrons looked like they would enjoy a show, the guards frowned on performing such acts in public, so maybe we should go to the stables. He growled but finished his beer, and getting up, swayed a little as he clopped out the door. I shrugged at Rohkij, who grinned and volunteered to make sure nobody cheated - It wasn't just the coppers, which was a week's pay, it was the chance to take Mister Better-Than-You-At-Everything down a few pegs... And make 5 coppers at the same time.

* * * *

The mounts greeted us as the centaur selected a stall. "So now what..."

In response I patted his rump, making him growl at me, before I fell to my knees and caressed his equine leg. I knelt between his lind legs, looking at the skin-purse that hung between them. I touched them, gently weighted them in my palm, making the male grunt and shiver.

"You ok?"

He snorted in disgust. "Just get on with it... I have some drinking to catch up on."

I nodded and still gently playing with his leathery 'purse' with one hand, I slid my tongue across a ball, flicking it gently.

"What... What are youuuuu..."

"You don't want me to stuff it in dry, do you?"

He huffed, his hind legs moving apart so I could get to his nuts a little easier. "I guess not... Just hurry up."

Is someone liking this more than they should? I grinned evilly and continued licking the sweaty, smoky-flavored scrotum, working my lips over the rounded testicle. He grunted, his tail swishing as I opened my mouth and let the fat, low-hanging 'fruit' slip between my lips, sucking gently on it.

"Gggggg... Gods!" he whinnied, getting a reply from a couple of the stalls. I popped it out, then sucked it back in, rolling the nut around with my tongue.

"Mmmpfff?" I hummed around it, waiting until Rohkij leaned over and brushed my cheek, his tongue flicking over his beak.

"Yep, Jidsa definitely has one of your balls in his mouth."

The centaur gasped, and bent his back, his cock unreeling. "Ok... Ok, you won. Now st... Stooooo..."

Ignoring his weak protests, I sucked harder on his sack, working his other ball around until it too slid past my lips and into my mouth, to nestle with it's twin. They swelled, pushing against my cheeks as I bobbed my head, tugging them taut, caressing the cords, tilting my head back up so I could reach out and tug on his swaying cock. I probably resembled a chipmunk, sporting a pair of bulging cheeks...

The avian fared no better, having pitched a tent-pole in his shorts, watching me orally play with the pony-sized sack, teasing the long equine penis.

"What the... Damn twinker... Stop... Stttt..."

It must have been a while because it wasn't but a few candle-marks of caressing and working his balls in my warm mouth before he arched his back and grabbed at the stall walls, his 'cannon' blasting his seed all over the dirt. I kept sucking and licking his churning nuts, making his hind-legs dance, and still more cream blow from his 'trumpet'. As the flow gradually tapered off, I slowly let his sack slide from my mouth, caressing it, teasing the now much smaller ovals inside.

Standing back up, I grinned at him. "Want to bet I can fit your cock-tip in my mouth?" Rohkij was panting roughly, looking like he wouldn't mind stuffing the pink 'worm' in his beak as well.

Lidwug's hind legs bent as he sat, keeping my hands at bay.

"Or maybe I should pleasure you in another way..." I scritched the base of his tail, making him gasp and sway his hips.

"Bastard human-son..." he moaned and plumed his tail as I teased his pooched hole with a thumb. "Too bad I don't have any lube. I bet you are hot and tight and I could probably make you pop again..."

His whinny was a lot more of the begging kind this time, so I stopped teasing the pony-like male, and patting his rump, left the stall. "I will see you on the morrow, then." The centaur somehow staggered out, while the avian and I gave a helping-hand to a couple of the other mounts, including something lizardish that nuzzled my butt when I was done rubbing his smooth sack, making me think he wouldn't mind using his mouth on My nuts... "Later," I promised him, "right now, I have coins to count."

The next day, the centaur acted like nothing had happened, all bluster and growl, as usual. But, I noticed he kept flashing me glimpses of his sheath and balls, sometimes stretching, sometimes cocking a leg... And he flagged his tail a lot more too.

* * * *

Forward to Paying-day. We sat in the same tavern (there was only one in this sorry excuse for a town), a human, a centaur and a bird. The part-horse was mumbling again, obviously looped on the local beer.

Rohkij grinned at me as best he could with a beak, as he commented, "I remember reading someplace that if one is sufficiently endowed, they can bring another male to orgasm by futtering them in the rear."

Lidwug snorted, and drained half his tankard in one long gulp. "You are as bad as he is... Sucking on nut-sacks and sticking cock in butts." He slammed his tankard down and dug into his pouch... "5 coppers says you are full of it" Then, he grinned at me, pulling out a pot of oil. "No excuses this time, Human."

Oh Great... And of course there was nothing for it but to go out the door and into the stable on the side of the inn. I wasn't sure how we were going to fulfill the bet until Rohkij found a trough that looked sturdy enough. We managed to turn it over and I stood behind the centaur, dropping my pants.

"No funny business... No grabbing my cock, or rubbin my balls. Just stick your dick up my arse, and iffen I don't pop, I win - From both of ya!"

I agreed I wouldn't do more than caress his sides and back while I humped his pony-ass. Lubing my cock I gently teased the button-hole under the pluming tail, before easing the tip in. The centaur snorted and almost shoved me off the trough, his hind hooves slamming against the wood as his ass tried to swallow my erection whole. I grabbed his rump to keep from tripping, which made him whinny and shove back even harder. In response, I growled and shoved my dick in roughly, making his butt shake as I slapped it with my crotch. Goddddssss... His hole was so smooth, with a tightness that made my nuts ache as I humped the centaur's ass, grinding my hips in, gasping when his anus squeezed my length. I knew Lidwug was getting into it when I heard his cock slapping his belly, his moans grew louder, and his butt swayed as he pushed back in time to my thrusts. Suddenly he froze, and whinnied loudly.... Wha?

I leaned over, to see Rohkij on his knees, stuffing the centaur's cock into his beak, bobbing his head and sucking on the throbbing maleness nosily. I guess the 'pink worm' was just too much for the avian to resist. The effect on Lidwug was immediate. His back arched and he whinnied loud enough to make the other steeds reply - In sympathy or lust, I wasn't sure. But I was barely holding on for the ride... I buried my cock as deep as it would go inside his clutching hole, hugging his rump as he literally milked the scum from my balls. While I was hanging on for dear life, I heard the sound of gulping and the centaur whinnied again, shoving his butt back against me, both to get every last inch of my dick and to move away from the wicked beak and throat that was doing it's own milking job on his erection.

Somehow, I managed to finish, flopping over his heaving back, knowing I wouldn't be able to even think about sex for some days to come... Even so, it was worth it. Gods, his rear was so nice and I caressed it as I tried to breathe. The centaur grunted and reached back, patting my shoulder... Then he squeezed my semi-hard dick, tugging on it roughly as he pointed a shaky finger at Rohkij.

"Ya cheated..."

The bird-male licked his beak and grinned at us.

I was about to pull out and call it even when Lidwug shoved his pony-sized rump against me.

"Oh no. I want no doubts that I won... We will just have to start all over again."

Oh Gods!

The End... ?