There Was A Girl Named 69...

Story by Arkona Kothe on SoFurry

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I was working on rack number 6969 at work the other day, when I thought back to a calculator trick I learned back in school. Came up with this story to go with it, and finally forced myself to write something down! Enjoy!


After a long and stressful day at work, a beautiful anthro Corgi named Jenna came home to try to relax. Walking through her house, she dropped her work bag by the door, and made her way over to the computer. She started mindlessly browsing the internet until she found herself on her favorite fur site.

After logging into her SassyBitch69 account, she began to browse the comments that others had left on her photos. A few new comments on her new librarian outfit, a couple more on one with her scantily clothed in just her lingerie, but one comment had caught her eye on her topless pic. In the picture, she had bared all 8 of her D-cup breasts, something she had always hated about herself. The tourmenting that happened in school, everyone always thinking she was just 'fat'; she always had self-esteem issues with her "Too, too, too many pairs of boobs," as she called them. She had expressed her hatred of them in the caption of the photo.

The comment that caught her eye was from a Dr. X, who had intrigued her interest. "I can help you get rid of those," he simply stated. It was then she noticed she had a message from Dr. X.

"Ma'am

One of my clients, who happens to be a friend of yours, had brought this post to my attention. I have a new experimental procedure I've been looking to try on an anthro like yourself, and I'd love to help you out. My office is in town on Main St. Please stop in and we can discuss this more.

Sincerely,

Dr. Xavier Castallanta"

She was ecstatic that someone was willing to help her, rather than just drool about her large breasts. She looked up Dr. X, finding he was an actual licensed doctor and his office was in her town, just down the street from her home at 51 Main. She figured she still had time since it was still early in the afternoon, so she readied herself and made her way to his office.

Arriving at his office, she was almost giddy with joy that someone wanted to help. She walked into the office to find an older German Shepherd talking to his human secretary. The Shepherd spoke up, "Ah, I recognize you. What is your name, miss?"

"Hi, I'm Jenna"

"Well, it's nice to finally meet you Jenna. I'm Dr. Xavier, but please call me Dr. X. Sarah? Can you clear my 5:40 appointment? I'll need to spend the rest of the day with Miss Jenna here. Jenna, if you'd follow me."

She followed him down the hallway into an exam room.

"Alright, if you don't mind, miss, I'll have to do an exam to determine if the procedure is even possible."

"Not a problem, Dr." she replied, starting to undress. "Sorry for coming by so quick. I'm just a bit excited for this"

"I understand. I'm glad you came by today anyway. We had a light schedule. Now, let's see what we're working with." He began to lightly touch and caress her breasts, giving them soft squeezes occasionally, and a slight brush to the nipples to make them erect.

"Alright, everything seems good here. The procedure should work well for you. Now, there is a reason it's experimental." he explained, catching her full interest. "I tend not to be a doctor in the most traditional sense. I will sometimes use ancient herbal remedies to help patients. In this case here, that is what I want to try to do. You'll drink a potion I have prepared, you'll fall asleep and basically your breasts will just come off. No pain or agony of surgery required. It is relatively safe. I have heard of others performing this successfully and I've never heard of anyone having issues. I, myself, have never performed this and that is why I say it's experimental. And because I want to try this, I'll do this free of charge. So, with that said, do you have any questions?"

"How long will this take, and how long will the recovery be?" she nervously questioned.

"It can be done in an hour or so, and you'll be fully recovered after we're done. Even your fur will still be there. No shaving required." he chuckled.

"Well, you've sold me on it. When can we do it?" she asked, excitement overwhelming here yet again.

"If you'd like, we can do it now. I just have to have you sign a few things before hand and we can get started."

"Sounds excellent. I'm so happy!" she squealed.

After signing a few papers with the secretary, she laid back on the exam table as the doctor prepared everything. "Ok, so I need you to drink this, and we can begin." he said, as he handed her a bottle of a strange, thick, orange liquid. He picked up a blue bottle himself, and said "Bottoms up!," as the both drank the potions.

The taste of the orange liquid was of cherries, ironically, and that made her laugh as she began to feel sleepy. She faintly heard the doctor say, "If you have any problems, stop me." She was about to reply, but she couldn't open her mouth or keep her eyes open. The last thing she felt was a suckle on her bottom right nipple, then a slight twinge, before falling into a very deep sleep.

Two hours later she woke up with a blanket covering her. She noticed a definite missing weight on her chest for the first time since she was young. She did notice something wasn't quite right tho. She thought there should be at least one curve to the blanket. She pulled it off to realize, she had no breasts at all!

"DOCTOR!" she screamed.

Dr. X came running into the room. "What? What's wrong?!"

She stood up off the table and looked at her flat as a board chest in the full body mirror nearby. "I'm... I'm...." she stuttered, "BOOBLESS!!"

"Oh geez," the doctor said, rubbing his face with his paw. "I didn't think to even ask. I thought as I was eating them_"

"YOU ATE MY BREASTS?!?!" she screamed

"That's why it was experiential, my dear. The only way it worked was to drink the two potions and have one eat the breasts of the other. I'm sorry I didn't explain it earlier. I didn't think it would need to be known. They were delicious, if you must know." he said with a chuckle, hoping to cheer up the now sobbing Corgi. "Relax, it's okay. I have something that doesn't involve eating something to bring your breasts back, and this time we'll have one pair. Promise."

He walked out of the room, leaving Jenna to question if she should flee now, or see what the mad doctor could come up with next.