Singing to the Sky
#8 of Omegas
"You can't keep doing this!" Chaos shouted slamming his fist on the table. "You have no offensive abilitys not even basic combat."
"And yet I destroyed the enemy force in record time." I said as I shifted my guitar from my side. "Your just miffed because I am sleeping with your sister." I let that one hang for a bit while tune the guitar and remove the dried blood. "Oh by the way she says qoute 'stop being a prick.' end qoute."
"Have a nice trip All-Star." he growled seething with rage as a ball of energy formed in his hands.
"Your sister Siren wouldn't like it if I vanished after talking to you." I said folding my arms and flexing my wings.
"True but the way your going to vanish no one will even know your gone bird brain." he said as he threw the ball at me. "see ya when ever."
"Motherless son of a bitch." was I all I managed to say before I was struck in the chest. For moment everything seemed to blend together like it was being photoshoped, then I stood in a vast clearing surronded by brilliant green trees and shrubs. For a moment I was awestruck This had to be heaven I had never seen such natural beauty. "Damage check, find whats missing." I said as looked over my body. "Talons hands and feet... check, wings and tail check, horns head and torso...check check check."
"I'll say." The voice was indescribable the closest descrition is to ask you to imagine the ten most wonderful sounds, and then imagine hearing them all at the same time in symphony. whirling around I beheld four things that were flat out impossible. standing before me was the Firebird, the Snowbird, the Thunderbird, and grandest of all song birds the Mockingbird. "Hey good looking wanna go build a nest." Said the Mockingbird. then it struck me Chaos had sent me back in time for these legends had been gone from the surface of any world for millenia. The Firebird (not to be confused with the Pheonix.) was brilliant red and trailing blue flames where there would be clothes. thunder bird had large almost spike like light purple feathers and rather sharp, pointed beakand simply wore a yelllow gown. Snow bird was blue with a white coat that on closer inspection was made of snow, go figure. Mockingbird was a gray and brown color and wore nothing at all.
"No thank you, I am spoken for." I said gathering myself up and taking flight. flight is the best part of being avian, it totally makes up for the fragile bones that most suffer from. Most but not me. "Oh when I get my hands on that jackal." Suddenly I spied a large roost It takes time to set up the kind of spell to travel time so i was going to need a place to sleep.
"So are you in the habit of scorning women or are you one of those guys who likes guys?" Thier was no mistaking that voice. turning around I saw the mockingbird. "Well?" You may still be pondering on my earlier statement that sh was was the greatest songbird. It's my oppinion that if you can hit every note of more than twenty different sub-species then your the best.
"No I am not into guys and I happen to be quite lost." I said agitation creeping into my voice.
"C'mon what would she know seeing as how you're lost anyway." she said lifting her wings "Besides this my favorite roost if your gonna sleep here you might as well pay me for my trouble." she whispered seductivley in my ear. I was about to tell stick it in her ass when I heard the rumble and crash."Iiiiieeee rock-slide." She screamed. I looked up the mountain and saw the first of the boulders come down the side. I grabbed my gutar (strange thing is I know it hadn't been with me earlier it just appeared I guess.) and pulled down on the cords producing a battery of sounds which instantly became waves of force smashing the falling boulders to dust. Perks of being ultra powerful natural disasters not disasterous.
"Yeah take that mountain." I shouted (I know it doesnt make since.) pumped by the adreneline rush. Suddenly I felt warmth upon my body and a slight pressure pressing against my chest. Another thing about birds of all varities and genders, the chest is very senitive it can cause an almost hypnotic state.
"Thanks now let me pay you back." she ran her hand into my pants and simply pulled out my cock.
"Sure thing." I said as she started massaging the length of my cock "Damn that feels good."
"Just wait it's gonna get better." she said as she wrapped her breasts around my penis and started rubbing them up and down the length making me lean my head back and groan with pleasure. "You like that huh?" she said as she straightened up pressed her chest into mine. "Come over here that was just the warm up." she whispered in my ear and moved back into a slight indent of the ridge wall. I walked into the ridge and found her sitting with legs spread on a nest made of mostly feathers. "Please come inside... no really cum inside." as she said the last she legs wider apart allowing me to glimpse the soft pink flesh of her sex. At this point I couldn't rember my own name never mind the fact that I had a girlfriend. So of course I got over as quick as I could stuck my prick in her.
"Oh fuck that feels good." I said as I started to slide further in and then pulled back "Hold on cause this is gonna be a bumpy ride." after that niether of us spoke there was just the sound of heavy breathing and the wet slap as our bodies pressed together then pulled apart and the occasional grunt as one of us reached orgasm. It must have been somewhere between her sixth and mine that she fell asleep and Idecided Iwas to tired to keep going. So I pulled out spread my wings and jumped off the ridge gliding before I reached the ground and passed out. The next day I woke up, went back to get my pants, and perfomed my time travel spell windind up exactly two days from when I first left. "thanks for the vacation it was quite a release." I said as Chaos walked by. I Still wonder if knows that was a double entedre.