Kiss My Arse 2 - The Training Begins
#2 of Kiss My Arse
The portal flared into life out of nowhere with a strange mystical energy with me and the mysterious fox flying through it. The portal seemed to open up to a warehouse of sorts, a empty, rusting industrial building. The fox landed roughly and was thrown into a daze so I took the opportunity. I grabbed my gun and held it to his head. "Who the fuck are you?" I demanded. "I am Sonic Fox," he replied, "but you can call me Nikolas." He outstretched his hand with a warm smile on his face. I humoured him and gave him a confident handshake, lowering the weapon as I did, "I'm Mitch. Thanks for saving me I guess..." "I had to." I stumbled back in confusion, "Whadda ya mean you had to?" "Well you are needed. You, like me, are a chosen one. One of a race older than the stars themselves. A Cerilian." "And that's why I have those tattoos on my back?" "Precisely." I stood in silence in front Nikolas, with many questions on my mind. "Look Nik," I asked, "I have a few questions but then I want to get back to my world are we clear?" "But that is not your world. You are born of anthropomorphic origin and cannot return. That human skin was only a guise. You are a denizen of this reality." "Reality?" I said with a confused tone in my voice. "I will explain all of this to you. You are in a reality which is controlled by your universe. The dreams of humans created billions upon billions of parallel realities. This is the one that started it all and ties them all together. Your fur marks this reality as your birth right." Nikolas lead Mitch out of the building into the streets. "Welcome, Mitchell, to Urios City." The city was buzzing and teaming with life today. Important business men strode past in an aloof fashion as air vehicles buzzed above and ground vehicles chugged by. The buildings stared down in silence at the pair, scrapping the belly of the clouds. "Urios?" "That's right." Nikolas soon noticed the state of me, "Oh yes your clothes." Concentrating hard, another portal opened and spat out my clothes. Nik smiled, "They should be dry by now." A quick dressing session and Nik helped me take my first steps in my new home. I had never seen a place like this. Everything had it's one life with the sun illuminating the whole scene into perfect harmony. We came to a large square with a fountain in the middle. Crossing the road, Nik took me to a strange general store of sorts. "Excuse me?" called Nik to the empty shop. A rumbling and fidgeting in the back soon produced a bat with large ears and black fur. "Aye what can I do for ye today?" said the bat in a strong Scottish accent. "I'm here to see Terra" he replied. "Aye, that'd be me and who might ye be?" she inquired. "I am Nikolas and this is Mitchell. I was told by team Star Fox to come and see you." She stood in silence scratching her head. "Ah!" she said suddenly, jumping as her memories swept back to her, "Your Sonic Fox!" "That I am." "Of course, the team'll meet ye here later." Terra turned her attention to me behind Nikolas as he stared around the store. "So this is the wolf Krystal wanted to see?" I turned my head towards her as she strolled towards me. "Wow, quite strong aren't ye?" she said seductively as she slowly circled me, scanning my body. "Whatever. Hey Nik can we get on with this?" "Oh, the impatient type." I was there for several hours chatting away with Terra (most of the time struggling to understand her). Soon though, the nearby thrust of engines caught all of our attention. Outside, a large air craft hovered above as several smaller ones blasted from the back and down to the ground. We all made our way outside to great them. Four of them stood there. A fox of brown fur with white stripes, a blue falcon, a green toad and a grey wolf. "Mitch, may I present the Star Fox team and Sally Wolfe." All of them wore strange body suits, like power rangers if you ask me. However, they did ring a few bells. Their games had been famous in my reality and I remember looking through a shop window at the shelves of Star Fox games. Nik introduced me to each one in turn. "Mitch this is Fox McCloud, the leader of the Star Fox team and one of the best shots in the whole of the Lylat system." "It's a pleasure to meet you. Krystal has talked often of you." "This is Falco Lombardi, the best pilot out of the team and Fox's partner." "Nice to meet ya." "This is Slippy Toad, the team's mechanic and engineer." Slippy Toad? I didn't like the look of that guy really. "And this is Sally Wolfe." In front of me stood a medium built grey wolf. She wore a tight white t-shirt and a kilt with a cross belt. She wore knee high cotton boots. She had long, untameable hair and deep blue eyes. I had fallen in love... "It's nice to meet you." "Likewise." I tenderly kissed her hand as she offered a handshake. She just giggled as Nik interrupted. "Yes well come on Mitch you need to see Krystal at once." "Krystal? The blue vixen?" I said as the name suddenly snapped in my mind. "That's her. She had told us much about you. I will answer anymore questions you have on the way." I jumped into Sally's arwing as Nikolas jumped in Falco's and we were off with Terra waving us goodbye. The arwings climbed high into the air and made a perfect landing in the landing bay. As the team went to finish jobs and have some time off, me and Nik disembarked from our respective arwings and found somewhere private to talk bout what we were. Finally I could have the answers I so desperately needed. The door slid open as me and Nik made our way inside. "Have a seat Mitch" said Nik with a friendly tone as he turned a chair round and perched on top. I took a deep breath and prepared myself for what I was about to discover. "Go ahead Mitch, ask away." "Where was I born?" I said confidently. Nik rubbed his brow as he spoke, "You were born of a reality of purity and power, on a higher plain than this one. However, for reasons not fully understood, the reality our ancestors knew soon collapsed. Our race was sent to the main reality; your original reality to hide in secrecy." I scratched my head for the next question, "What about my parents?" "Probably dead. Age has either got they or they died in the reality collapse." "Why am I cursed?" "What do you mean?" he replied as looked at me in utter confusion. "The tattoos, the sword and the fur." "Our race were the ancestors of all, supreme beings. Fur is the normal for most realities. The sword is given to you at birth as a weapon for protection later in life. Each person has their own sword." He taped his belt to show where his sword was contained. "As for the tattoos, they normally represent a special power. Our species possess powers for which others can only dream. I possess the power of the winds and sonic waves themselves, ergo Sonic Fox. Krystal contains a powerful telepathy ability that can call her loved ones. You seem to have wings on your back which would indicate flight although we cannot be sure." "What of the sword on my arm?" I said, pulling my sleeve down to show him. "Of that I cannot be sure but it maybe the key to unlocking your powers. This is why we are talking to Krystal, she should know. Is that all you wish to know?" I sat and thought for a minute. "No...no I think that's everything." Nikolas suddenly clicked his fingers in remembrance, "Oh yes there are two things I must tell you. The first is that all of our kind is gifted with the ability of healing naturally of almost any wounds. The second is that impregnation is an issue in our species." I sat up in a panic, "What was that?!?" "Mitch calm yourself. Being one of powers of unknown origin, you cannot mate and create life without first performing a sacred ritual. With others of our kind impregnation is automatic but with others it impossible without the ritual." Silence dominated the scene as I sat staring into space. "So I'll be firing blanks without this ceremony thing?" "Why does everyone say 'firing blanks' but basically yes that's right." I nodded my head in agreement, "Okay that's fine, thanks again Nik." "No problem. I'll give you some alone time to have a think." Nik solemnly and quietly left me to absorb all the new information he just thrown at me. I, however, was much more interested in one thing. I had been busy with the police for some time and my alone 'private time' was minimal. I finally had a chance to unwind. It still shocked me every time I opened my fly and saw nothing. It takes along time to get used to a sheath. A quick rub of the thin cover and my tips was poking out the top. Soon my length made it's way out. And it kept coming. "Wow" I said to myself, "I didn't know I got this big!" The whole length was a fairly large size, it hit a good 10 inches with the large knot at the bottom of the shaft. I rubbed the long, red length bringing waves of ecstasy rushing over me. "Is this what it feels like?" I asked myself in my heightened state of pleasure. "Havin' fun are we?" The reply was enough to shake me back to reality as I forced my girth back into my trousers. I turned to find Sally in the doorway, her eyebrows raised in a type of surprise. "Sally...you scared me..." "Why would you be scared of little old me?" She took a few swaying and teasing steps into the room, "I'm not going to hurt you..." She walked round me, rubbing my chest as she went. Her smell was amazing as my concealed member began to rise again. "It seems your friend is enjoying himself." She bent down to my level behind me and began to whisper in my ear. I could fell her warm breath on my neck, her being teasing me of pleasure. She was denying the inevitable and I knew what was coming next. "I have something to tell you," she whispered. I bit my lip in anticipation, ready for whatever she had to say. I wanted her badly. "...I'm a lesbian!" She suddenly pulled back and held her stomach as she burst into tears of laughter. "HA HA HA GOD THAT WAS GOOD!!!" "Wha...?" I said in confusion, "You aren't gunna have sex with me??" "Bfft NO! HA HA OH GOD THAT'S RICH!!" she wiped the tears away from her eyes and calmed herself down. "No but seriously Krystal would kill me." "Krystal?" I exclaimed, "But she's with Fox." "No she was with Fox. Me and her are a couple now. We've even had three children!" She smiled at my awing look and began to leave. "Oh and you have about ten minutes before we land so finish what you need to and meet us in the landing bay." She left me staring in complete awe at what had just transpired. I was humiliated. I could hear her laughing as she left, "Ha ha ha, sex...Oh mercy that was good!" I looked down at the twitching member in front of me, I locked the door. I couldn't just waste a moment of privacy even though I had just lost all of my pride.
Soon I had finished my 'business' as instructed and meet Sally with the rest of the crew in the landing bay. Strangely the crew were wearing casual clothes with Fox in a jacket and jeans and Falco in his pair of denims. I assumed there was no danger but I was not one to leave my guns behind. The hydraulics flared and wrenched as the large ramp slowly unfolded to the ground allowing us safe passage. The large area it stretched out to was paved meaning that it was designed for parking. The scene was dark but the night was ignited by spotlights and fireworks. In front of us stood an impressive stadium with the sound of a cheering band and screeching guitars. As we disembarked from the ship, the crowd fell silent and a voice was heard. "How's everyone doin' tonight?" said the lead singer as the crowd began to scream. "Hurry up we'll miss it!" cried Sally as she grabbed Fox's hand and rushed him forwards. In through the main doors and up the stair we were on the balcony. A lone figure waved from the front and summoned us forward. Sally went first and pulled me behind her as we sat down as she pecked Krystal a kiss on the cheek. Finally I had a view of who it was. Krystal, the blue vixen and a female teenager red vixen sat next to her. "Krys this is Mitch, the one who you talked about." She leaned forward so she could see past Sally and offered me her hand, "Nice to finally meet you Mitch. We have much to discuss. Oh before I seem rude, this is my daughter, Ruby." The fox was of a normal stature with glasses and a cute face. She had braided hair and a chest to match Sally's. She only nodded to me as she was much more concerned with what was happening on stage. "Mum there she is!" It was quite difficult to make out but a grey arctic wolf walked on stage with a bass guitar in her hands. She had purple highlights in her grey hair with baggy cargos, a tank-top and beanie. She wore wrested bands and hand tape like a true rocker. "Please may I introduce our new bass guitarist, Cassandra!" The crowd went wild as the blue wolf moved back and allowed her to take the mic. "Hi I'm Cassy and tonight we're gunna play some rock for you today. ARE YOU READY?!?!?" She stared with a slide and soon began to play the famous rift. It was 'Barracuda' by Heart. He playing was intense and her voice was beautiful. She began to jump around on stage and even took up position on an amp. "I BET YOU'RE GUNNA AMBUSH ME! YOU HAVE ME DOWN DOWN DOWN ON MY KNEES, BARRACUDA!!!" The crowd began to clap and cheer in time to the music which only made her play faster and louder. Even I stood up and began clapping. The show went on for a good hour with the lead singer and Cassandra switching between singing with the next song better than the last. The concert drew to a close with the crowd jumping and the band waving goodbye. We made our way to backstage to meet Cassandra. Moving past the large bulldog on security, we made our way to the darkness of back stage. Past us walked the blue wolf lead singer and a girl holding on to his arm. "You called that music?" "What you didn't like it?" "'Course I did, you sucked though!" "Oh your gunna get it for that." A figure appeared in the distance of the long corridor. "Cassy!" said Krystal opening her arms wide and squeezing her daughter tight. Sally and Ruby joined the two and they all had a big hug. "I'm so proud so you! Sorry Naomi's not here" said Sally with a big, scrupulous smile. "I understand that she is busy most of the time" she said in a caring tone. Suddenly her eyes transfixed on me and she pushed past her parents and approached me, "And who is this strapping young fellow you have here? One of yours Ruby?" "Piss off, he's Mum's friend" she replied in a slight rushed tone. "I'm Mitch, nice to meet you. Good work with the bass that was amazing." "Oh my hands can do a lot more than play bass." Her hands slowly rubbed and caressed my chest in a playful manner. "Cassy this is neither time nor place." "Fine..." she returned obediently to Krystal's side. The group decided to catch up however Krystal had better ideas. "Mitch, come with me" she asked as she grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dressing room. She sat me down and sat down directly in front of me with a serious tone in her voice, "Mitch, we need your help." "My help? Why my help?" "Your are one of the chosen ones. You, however, are much more curious than most of the members of our race. I trust Nikolas has filled you in." "You could say that..." "Good. The thing that worries me the most about you is the thing on your arm. I have seen visions of you fighting the forces of evil that are reforming in this land. That sword. I have seen it before. It is exactly the same sword I used to defeat Shadow." I was transfixed on her. She had the key to unlocking my past. "Do you have it?" I asked with great curiosity. "No, it has been taken from me by the new cult of evil from which the predecessor was the Skirmishers. This new cult or 'The Signit' as they call themselves are out for one thing, destruction. There are four main members of this cult that we know about, each one apart of our race with dangerous powers more powerful than the last. They are trying to change the great sword for which I used to destroy evil into a weapon of evil. How they plan to do it I'm not too sure but they will. They always find a way. You must stop them." "Me, why me? I did not ask for any of this." She stood up in anger with her fists clenched, "And I did not pull you into this either! You were born into this whether you like it or not is irrelevant. It is your destiny to do this. I have been targeted by this cult because I have already activated the sword's ancient power. They will do anything to get to me. The sword is printed into your flesh and so your destiny is tied to it. I will protect my daughters at all costs and you will help. We will support you anyway that we can. You must..." The door burst open revealing men with masks and guns on the other side of the door. I dived off the chair and behind a table. Pulling my pistols from the holsters I pegged both at the door. Krystal was sitting in the corner. "Quick go and get Cassandra and Naomi and get them out of here" she pleaded. "But what about yo..." "GO!!!" With that I rushed out of the room and down the corridor. With two approaching from the front a quick swipe of my sword and they were gone. Turning the corner I found the group being held at gun point by two men. "Drop the guns or we start shooting." I dropped my guns to the floor. Grabbing my sword from the scabbard I flung it into the man on the right and pulled the shotgun out of the holster on my back and blasted the other to the ground. The group stood in shock as approached them, "Don't worry that's the last of the..." Before I could finish I was pushed to the ground from behind. I rolled out the way as a sword dug into the ground next to me. The pair of figures were in dark suits like ninjas of perfect poise and technique. With a few shotguns blasts they moved back enough for me to pull my sword from the school of the fallen soldier and defend myself. They're strikes were quick and skilled but in such a narrow corridor the advantage was mine. I pushed the buffer one down and held my pistol to the head of the other. "Mitch, stop it!" Looking behind my enemy I saw Krystal standing down the corridor. Although I did trust Krystal I kept the gun to the temple of my mysterious attacker. My attacker grabbed the face mask and pulled it away revealing a girl underneath. A bat. She had white hair with large eyes and dark red lipstick. "Could you do me a favour and put the gun down?" With a reassuring nod from Krystal I holstered my gun. "Why did you attack me then?" I asked. The other attacker had pulled himself to his feet and removed his mask. "We thought you were going to attack the group" he replied. He offered me his hand in forgiveness, "I'm sorry we attacked you, my name is Fang and, by your fierce fighting style, I would say that you're the legendary Mitch." Slightly cautious, I firmly grabbed his hand for a shake, "Yeah...that's right." Now I could get a better look at him. He was a tall hedgehog with sharp spines and a scar of battle on his left eye. He had brown patch of bare fur on one of his top spines and a heavy build with muscles and a long sword in scabbard on his belt. Krystal soon approached to help the situation, "Mitch, this is your second partner to help you on your mission. Him and Sonic Fox will help you all they can along with the Star Fox crew at times. The girl you had your gun to was Rouge." She appeared from the crowd to shake my hand, "Nice to make your acquaintance. No hard feeling I guess. I'll be your combat trainer." "Trainer?" I replied. "Yes I'll help you with your short range combat along with Sally while Fox and Falco will help with your weapon firing. Krystal and Ruby will help with your memories and help you recover all you lost or as much as you can." "So, are you ready to start training?" asked Krystal to my side. With a big sigh as I placed my trust in the strangers around me, I answered her, "I'm ready." "Hiya!!" With a quick parry she shunted me to the floor. Rouge stood there with a smile on her face. Fang was giggling in the background and Sonic Fox stood in pride and silence knowing that he had suffered the same humiliation from Krystal in the same way. Rouge however was much more through with her training. "What the hell do you think this is, a sit in? Get up off the floor. You only had the advantage in that narrow corridor but that may never come up again." I could stand bullet and blade, foe and fiend but patronizing me was something I didn't like. "Don't bother" I said angrily as I pulled myself from the training mats. "Well then you better improve or your spending more time down there." I poised myself and readied my sword. She took a quick swipe which I pivoted out the way and slashed towards her. She easily rolled past me and tripped me up, landing me face first onto the mats. "You really enjoy it down there don't you?" "Rouge, don't" I whispered through gritted teeth. "What's the matter Mitch, did that hurt? Want me to get Krystal in her so you can cry to her?" That was it, I had had it. I felt the fire ignited in my stomach, slowly moving to my chest and to my arms. My sword became lighter and my legs became balanced and perfect. I dragged myself up and went on the offensive. A quick succession of strikes and thrusts moved her back and a spinning phoenix swipe pushed her to the back wall. I held the sword to her throat, breathing heavily and panting. "Well, it looks like we've found your muse!" My rage slowly dispersed as she tapped me on the nose and slipped away. I only sighted and brought my sword up for another round. "Don't calm down now wolfie, there's more training to be done." (((Sorry, sorry, sorry! I have to say thank you to Chaos Lord for allowing me to use Fang. The Dragon Hero returns again in the new series and I hope his character will mix well with Mitch. Fang is copyright of Chaos Lord. Please check out Chaos Lord's stories, they are master works. Thanks again and remember to comment.)))