FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

"Yaaaaaawn, morning... What's going on?"

"Oh crap... Uuuuh, hi penis... Yeah, we have sort of an emergency situation in here..."

"I don't care, brain. Why am I up? Is it that girl from the Starbucks again?"

"No, no, listen, it's..."

"Oh right, how stupid of me. I can't feel any pants... Hmm... Did you just wake up?"

"Penis, shut up and listen! We..."

"JEEZ, fine. Someone woke up grumpy today... I'll just ask someone else. Hey, sexy right hand? You there?"

"*sigh*... Yes, penis, I'm here. Whaddaya want?"

"Do you know what's going on?"

"Errr... Not particularly... Why are you up though?"

"That's exactly what I'm trying to find out! Shit... Listen, uh... I know you hate puns, but can you give me a hand?"

"Har har, very funny... I'd stroke you for a while, but I can't"

"Whaddaya mean you can't? Has brain been feeding you that abstinent bullshit again?"

"No, no... Uh... I'm kinda stuck"

"Stuck?"

"Yeah... Something like that. I'm tied... To something that seems like wood"

"Huh... That's odd... Your twin perhaps?"

"Oh, NOW you ask you jerk... Well. You know what? Even if I wasn't also tied, I wouldn't!

"Alright, now I'm concerned. What the fuck is going on here?"

"I feel wood too"

"Thanks butt... Uh... Back?"

"I'm bent, so I'm guessing we're sitting down on a wooden chair"

"Alright, I'm so confused right now..."

"Will you shut up and listen to me now, penis?"

"Ugh... Fine... What's going on, brain?"

"We are tied to a wooden chair. We're naked, and it's all dark and damp. I think we just got kidnapped... This seems an awful lot like a basement. Stomach says it feels weird, so I guess we got drugged"

"What the fuck??? Then why am I up???? I want nothing to do with this! Brain, do math problems. Quick!"

"I'm sorry penis, as you can see I'm kinda busy right now. So shut up and deal with it"

"Ugh, I can't deal with you right now. First of all, who the hell woke me up?"

"Uh, that would be me"

"Nose? You picking up something?"

"I... Don't know"

"What do you mean you don't know?"

"It's faint... Barely in the air, but there nonetheless... A sweet scent that reminded me of you somehow, that's why I woke you up"

"Seriously? Seriously??? I'm stuck with a bunch I morons"

"Wait wait wait!!! Everyone shut up!!!!"

"Why, what's wrong ears?"

"I'm getting something. Footsteps! Headed this way!!"

"Oh shit... Guys, someone just stepped really close to my tip!"

"Tail, is that y-"

"EVERYONE QUIET! The lights are on!"

"What do you see? What is it?"

"Penis, shut up! Alright everyone, listen up! We're in a basement, naked and tied to a chair. There's someone right behind us... Neck says he can't turn enough. Oh wait... Nose says it's picking up a weird scent again... Stronger. Along with the scent of humidity from the basement"

"Who is this weird person? Can anyone tell me?"

"I can! We just got visual contact!!! Wait... They're also naked!!"

"Boobs? Can you see boobs?????"

"Y-yeah, I can see boobs, so I'm guessing it's a female"

"Look for the groin! Make sure!"

"Dude, I really think..."

"Does it have a vagina??? DOES IT???"

"Sheesh penis, take it easy. And yes, she does have one"

"AWESOME! Describe it to me, eyes, in luxury of detail!"

"Shouldn't we be worried about... Ugh, never mind. It's hot. It has these two fluffy looking outer lips, and I can see a bit of pink showing... It looks all swollen and wet..."

"That's it!! That's what I'm smelling!! I knew it was something weird... Smells of heat! She's in heat!"

"SWEEEEET"

"Penis, seriously, our life is in danger, can you relax for a little? Please? I'm trying to hear what she is saying!"

"Does it matter? She clearly wants some! Awww yeaaaah, imma get some pussy!"

"As delightful as that sounds, penis, I'd very much enjoy surviving. Now shut up. Everyone, she says she will let us go if we please her... I'm not really sure about that though. I say we..."

"Is she cute? Is she?"

"Penis, for the last time..."

"Come on, you said it yourself! We behave, she let's us go! Besides... As if you weren't dying to feel the tender insides of that... Uh, what species is she?"

"*sigh* alright... She's an otter... And yes. She is very cute. I think I've seen her before."

"Cool. I've never been inside an otter before. What's she saying now?"

"Nothing, she's just looking... At you. She's talking... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"What? WHAT?"

"She just said she was expecting you to be bigger!! Gaaaaahahahaha"

"Oh come ooooon. I'm big! Okay, maybe not pornstar big, but..."

"Wait wait, she's coming this way... She's straddling us!"

"Alright! I hope she has some pet insurance, cuz I'm gonna destroy that pussy!"

...

...

"Wait. Why am I still cold? Brain?"

"Hang on, I'm trying to get her to put a condom on"

"WHAT? Why in the fucking world would you...?"

"Dude, she's in heat. You don't have to deal with it if she gets knocked up, I do! Besides, stop complaining, it's not that big of a deal"

"Not that big of a deal?! Why don't you try wrapping yourself in plastic the next time you take a bath?"

"You know what? It doesn't matter, she's just going for it bareback"

"Alright! About time... OOOOHHH YEAAAAH, that's the stuff... She's so warm and tight... And wet... Man, she needs this... Aaaaaaaahhhh... Eyes? Gimme the view!"

"Boobies bouncing all over the place! It's glorious!"

"Aaaah maaaaaan that's the stuff, she likes it deep, I wonder if... Uh oh..."

"Uh oh what?"

"Brain! Zombies! Dead puppies! Quick!!"

"Oh shit, penis don't you dare, don't you fucking..."

"Can't help it!! Too... Hot... Aaaah...aaaah...!

AAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!!

"Oh shit, penis what have you done?!? She seems angry... Yeah, she's angry... We're fucked... Oh... SHIT SHIT!! She's got a paddle, a spanking paddle!!!

"Totally... Worth it..."