#003 - Blake Wonet

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#4 of Stories [Kill. Survive. Die]

I know there will be assholes like this.

It's sadly not an exaggeration.

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#3 - Wonet, Blake

Age: 23 Sex: Male

March 3

"Awesomeness Log #1

Thanks to my babe Trish for this log idea thing! This apocalypse thing is AWESOME! It is how America should have been. This is freedom. Not free to do some shit and go to jail. There are no more rules and we can do whatever we want! Today we got this badass gear to go with our badass gas masks, now we look like Halo or storm troopers or some shit. We just walked into an abandoned military base and stole their guns and shit. Then we fucked. I was wrong; gas masks are sexy as shit!

LOL this is so rad. Wanted to see if grenades still worked. Guess the little pussy and his family couldn't "raise the roof" xD fuckin' hate kids.

There is something cool about being a god. It's like me and my sexy Trishy are invincible, Haha! It's like people forgot to press Start after their Konami code! Haha!

"Sup twats, heard you entered the 'Killnami' code" then, BAM! Headshot. #sorrynotsorry

I'm doing the world a service, one by one, educating people on what color their brain is!

People need to LIVEN up!

Haha! Hitler was a fucking poser. Time to dethrone the king.

Come at me.

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