it was fun while it lasted
#24 of kingdom hearts
Pete: this place gives me the creeps, I'll deal with you nitwits next time
He said as he ran off, as for everyone else it was time to get the hell out of here
Red: congratulations on your big fight, you too did well . I'm impressed at how strong you two are
Tsume: thank you red, but again I'm still confused on what the hell you are
Red: you and me both . But I'm pretty sure jake don't mind what I am, as long as he-
Jake: get away from me before I hack you to pieces!
Voice: well if it isn't everyone's favorite hero washout. You really blew it this time
Tsume: Oh my god it's Hades again
Jake: does this guy ever go away?
sora: no one likes a sore loser , Hades
jake: yeah , Hades
Hades: can it, keyboys!
Jake: it is on like Donkey Kong!
Hercules : then let me
Hercules said as he walked up to Hades
Hercules : no one likes a sore loser Hades
Hades: yeah yeah styx and stones. Hey, you should go check on the hydra you neglected to finish off. I hear things are really FALLING APART up there , champ
Then he disappeared again after jake threw his keyblade at him
Jake: bastard !
Hates voice: hate to run , but ive got another little diversion to attend to
Everyone returned back to the coliseum to see Hercules fall to the floor and almost was hit by a rock
Hercules : this can't be ...
As they looked up and saw a the hydra
Tsume: wow that's big
Red: i've seen bigger
Jake: dude, that's just wrong
Red: don't worry about it , you'll soon love it
Jake: ( hides behind tsume ) tsume call 911
Tsume: cops don't exist yet jake
Tsume saw everyone around Herc
Phil: champ , you're safe !
Hercules : I failed
Meg: it's not your fault
Hercules : I left everyone unprotected , Hades was right im just a .... a washout
Phil: aw,come on champ, I didn't train you to think like that
Meg: wonder boy
Sora: feels right this is no time to beat yourself up
Jake: actually it is
Jake stopped and heard tapping as he looked and saw tsume with Keyblade in hand ready to hit him
Jake: what I meant to say was ,you can do it Hercules!
Hercules : im some hero
Tsume: so who's ready to kick some hydra booty !
Jake: BRING IT ON !!!
Red: yeah I think he's ready
Donald: herc needs help!
Sora: yeah
Phil: don't suppose you got room for one more?
Jake: get the funeral ready
Tsume : jake !
Jake: he's a goat, what the hell can he do!?
Meg: where in
Tsume: yeah I think he's right get the funeral ready for about 3 more people dead
Jake: including Donald
Donald: WHAT!?
Jake: nothing
Tsume and sora use the magic on the Hydra to paralyze it, once the head felt sora cut it off with Jake
Jake: yeah!
Then two heads pop from under the ground And from the distance tsume heard Phil call her and sora name telling them to "jump on the hide rows back!" Over and over and over . Until tsume had enough of his yelling
Tsume: WILL YOU SHUT UP WE HEAR YOU, YOU OLD FART!!
Phil: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME LITTLE GIRL -
Tsume: GO EAT CRAP GOAT MAN!
Jake: TSUME NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO FIGHT WITH GOAT MAN !
Red: he's right, get your head back into the fight
Tsume: fine, SORA, READY
sora nod as both of them were running side to side and did a big leap back flip on the Hydra back . Then Phil picked up a gold (whatever the hell it is ) and tossed it in the air, tsume and sora jumped up and smacked it down on the Hydra making the two heads fall to the ground
Tsume: take it away Jake ,you're up !
Jake and goofy attacked the two heads destroying them both . Then 6 more head grow in its place
Red: wow who knew this was going to be such a hard battle
Jake: this isn't going to be a hard battle, it's an easy one
Red: then why does it look like you're crapping your pants from shock
Jake: keep talking redhead or you're dead !
Everyone was running around trying to dodge the hydras attacks bolt of lightning will strike down, they just have to wait for the right time when the head would get low enough of them to strike . No matter how far they were they would still get hit not to mention that long tell if the Hydra that would always hit them with one swing . Then sora got on Pegasus hitting all the six heads then jumped off, they were still getting attacked and struck by lightning .
So he did the same attempt again and it just got even worse down there as tsume and jake losing health fast . With one last swing sora destroyed all the heads and the body fell dead to the floor.
Tsume: yay ( hug sora) you did great!
Sora: ( chuckles) thanks tsume, you're great too
Red: I get the weird impression that she's in love with that boy
Jake: it's not that hard to miss (sigh)
Red: do you think you'll ever feel that way about me?
Jake: sorry can't hear you ( walks off)
Red: playing hard to get with get you nowhere !
So everyone gathered around Hercules and meg
Hercules : I let you down. I'm just ... no use
Jake: ( nodding) I agree
Tsume: ( clear throat)
Jake: uh I don't agree
Meg: it's not your fault, hey, even a God would be exhausted
Sora: she's right . give yourself a chance to rest
Goofy: there won't be any games for a while, anyway
Tsume: that's right and you have plenty of time to rest up and ( looks around) uhhhh rebuild stuff hehe
Meg: don't worry about wonderboy here. I'll look after him . Sora, tsume, Donald, jake and goofy . I owe you big time
Sora: hey, it's no big deal just let us know if Hades or the Heartless start acting up. Will take care of it
Jake: and the next time will come in with guns blazing !
Donald: yeah that's what heroes are for
Meg: when did you 5 make heroes?
Jake: well technically ma'am, I'm not a hero ,I'm a killer
Tsume: and I'm just a girl who likes to hear people screaming in pain and agony (smile)
Red: you're an evil little girl
Tsume: why thank you good sir, you're too kind ( bows and smirks)
Meg: ( whisper) do you know who she's talking to?
Sora: I have no clue ,apparently she and Jake are the only ones that can see this guy name red
Meg: and you believe them?
Sora: let's save that for another time !... we have to hit the road
Meg: okay ,don't be strangers
Jake: too late!
Goofy : gosh ,I hope you feel better soon Hercules
Red: if you guys are leaving, can I come along?
Jake: no you been too annoying
Red: aw tsume , can i
Tsume: why are you asking me ?
Red: jake said I can and he's being mean to me
Tsume: uh -
Phil: take care of you guys, stay a little longer next time. We got some serious training to catch up on
Jake: oh well look at the time we gotta go
Red: so can I come?
Jake: no, go away your ghost and nobody likes you
Red: TSUME!
Tsume: please don't call me, I don't know what to say
Red: say yes!
Jake: say no
Jake/Red: tsume !
Tsume: ( grabs sora) can we go now , please !
Sora: sure time to go
Tsume: yay !
Sora: oh , I almost forgot the Olympus stone .
Sora hold out the stone for Hercules to take as he was about to take it the stone started to glow . And we all know what happens next . The three of them put their keyblads together as they started the glow . A crown appeared On the ground underneath them sending a flow of light through them everything changed and a beam of light shot from there keyblades to the keyhole unlocking a new world
Jake: finally we can get the hell out of here!, I mean it's not like I didn't joy being here I'm just getting bored
Tsume: jake you will never learn
Jake: and you will never have a shot with sora
Tsume: (gasp)
Red: ouch
Elsewhere )
Maleficent: And where's everybody else .
Pete: beats me they must have some other Matters to deal with
Maleficent:"Matters? " you mean they have more important things to attend to then my return
Pete: well, see ,there's this organization 13 that keeps getting in our way-
Maleficent:Let those fools play that little game
Pete: but what about the runts with the Keyblades? They been a real pain too
Maleficent:They?
Pete: Yeah first there was one and now there's two other kids that will the keyblade as well
Maleficent: Have they ? Very well then I suppose you'd best tell me what happened during my absence