I need to keep my writing muscles flexed, so I decided I'd write a bunch of femdom diamond dog porn.

If you have a problem with this, I literally called the story "Diamond Dog Sex Revolution"

Why did you even click this?

You're a silly pony

The clink of pickaxes rolled through the dark, dusty mines.

"This is boring. Why don't we get another pony to do it?" Asked Missy, the smallest of the three leading diamond dogs watched over the rest of the rest of the laborers hitting the walls with their pickaxes.

"And get whined at?" Fluffy, the largest, shrugs, "Rather work in the mines."

"Lassie says we are working. She says it's called delegation."

"What's a delegation?"

"When you watch everyone else work and then take the credit."

"I like delegating." Fluffy shrugged, watching the rest... Seeming to mull over something. Her mind always worked slowly, even by diamond dog standards. It probably had to do with her size. "Why do you want pony slaves again?"

"'Cause. Then we won't have to work."

"We already don't work."

"We delegate."

"Right." Fluffy said. "Delegate..." She continued to turn the word over. "Lassie's smart. Mama woulda just said we're not working. But with a word like delegate, you GOTTA be working. That's why it's got all the letters in it."

"Look alive, girls." The slender diamond dog arrived. "I got a new idea. And this one's a real good one."

"How many syllables does it got?"

"It's got..." She begins to count, "Not the point. No, see, we're going to get us some pony slaves."

"Again?" Asked Fluffy uncertainly, "They make my head hurt."

"Yeah, well... That's when they whine at us... But my idea is, why don't we make them whine at us?"

"Uh... But that's what happened last time."

"No, last time they were complaining. See, this is a different type of whine."

"There's more than one type?"

"Yeah." Lassie says, "Like... There's the type that colt was doing... Then, like, there's the other type."

"Like scraping your knee?"

"No, that's the same type."

"Ooh..." The big one considers. "Then, what's the other type."

"Well..." She says, "You know how sometimes you're having sex... And the guy makes a sound like 'Ohhhhhhhhh'" she lets out a long, erotic groan... "Well, that's the other type of whining."

"Ahhh..." Fluffy says, "Mine usually go 'THATHURTHATHURTHATHURT!"

"Mine don't say anything."

"Well, if you didn't gag them, they would." Lassie responded, "Wait, no, none of this is the point... The point is, see, I found this thing underground, that you can use... If you have enough sex with someone, you can make them all willing to do what ya say."

"Ooh... Like when they stop saying "Thathurt" and then say "I'll do anything, stop fucking me?"

"No..." Lassie says, "The one after that."

"Ya mean when they just lie back and groan at you?"

"Exactly."

"That part's boring."

"Well, boring for you. But it's not about being boring or not boring. It's about when they're like that... They're susceptible to brainwashing."

"Ooh... What's brainwashing?"

"Well, obviously you just had sex with them. And when you have enough sex with someone, they think a lot of dirty things... Then when you get out all those dirty things, their minds are clean. And you can put more things on instead. Like "Do anything that Lassie says."

"Or Fluffy." Suggests Fluffy

"Or Missy" Adds Missy

Lassie shrugs, "We'll iron out the details later. Point is, when they're like that... They won't fight back, if we use this device on 'em. 'Cause when you use the device on 'em, it keeps them in that state of being susceptible to brainwashing."

"Oooh... So if we make them do the good whine, then they'll be tired, then they won't do the bad whine?"

"Well explained."

"But what if they send their Wonderbolts after us?" Missy asked, "Last time we went out of the caves too much, they came by. I don't like Wonderbolts."

"Well, not if you make them so aroused they get wingboners and can't fly."

"Then?"

"Then we have sex with them. And they do what we say."

"You mean..." Missy said, "We can get those Wonderbolts as pony slaves?"

"Now you get it."

Missy grins, "I like this plan... And you're sure your device is gonna work?"

"Yeah." Lassie said, "I read it in the instructions, at least."

"Oooh," Fluffy sounded impressed, "I didn't know ya could read, Lassie."

"That's beside the point. The point is, that all we gotta do is, we gotta find some ponies... And ten we gotta fuck 'em."

"Ohhh..." Fluffy gave a smile... Then all three of their ears perked up... They heard something from the entrance to the cave... The soft voice of a pony, though it was hard to make out exactly.

"Hey, Lassie..." Fluffy said, Lassie always had the best ears of them all "What's that?"

"That, girls... Is called a field test."