SPECIAL: Fur Squared 2014 Wrap-Up
#7 of Furry Fan Interviews!
NO ONE IS BEING INTERVIEWED! Instead, Silver and the pack recap the brand new convention, Fur Squared. We learn that Silver does not know what alcohol is (and has a very weird tolerance), Tommyfox is not a good Artemis pilot, Sombra wanted Silver to buy more stuff, and that the con was freezier than 'Freezer Con' (Midwest Fur Fest 2013). Alkali Bismuth makes a short appearance.
NITRO: HOO, DOGGIE! that was one HELL of a con!
ERIK: Shut up.
ANIRO: Let me guess...did the coyote get smashed at his own birthday party there?
NITRO: Yes. But he didn't mean to.
ANIRO: Say again?
NITRO: Well...
*FLASHBACK*
NITRO: How manny of Faolan's gummy bears did you eat???
SILVER: 28.
NITRO: DAMN! You know that those aren't regular gummy bears, right?
SILVER: Wha?
NITRO: They were made with vodka in them.
SILVER: SURE they were. What are ya gonna tell me next? That the blue stuff wasn't Hawaiian Punch?!
NITRO: I give up.
SILVER: GUMMY BEAAAAAARS! BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHEEEEEERE!
*Silver faints and passes out*
*END FLASHBACK*
SILVER: I got beaten with Wusky The Husky's nightstick and couldn't stop laughing until ten seconds later...then I said ouch...
ANIRO: You are such a derp!
TOMMYFOX: Yeah...he was JUUUUUST fine...
ANIRO: Were you a fox?
TOMMYFOX: When am I not a fox?
SILVER: When you're in charge of a ship called Artemis. Then you're just dumb.
TOMMYFOX: Hey! I piloted that ship into the sun EFFICIENTLY! And we ARE gonna play that AND Starwhal at bowling!
SILVER: Oh I'm up for that :3
SOMBRA: And you still should have brought more stuff from me.
SILVER: I bought a Totodile, Vaporeon, and Fennekin button from you!
SOMBRA: You always could have bought MORE stuff from me.
(Sombra laughs)
SILVER: ...
ANIRO: Was it colder than MFF last year?
EVERYONE EXCEPT ANIRO AND ERIK: YES.
ANIRO: Oh my DOG...so this was colder than "FreezerCon"?
SILVER: This was Tundra Con...and also Maze Con. The hotel con I have been to that had more of a maze hotel was DucKon 2012!
ANIRO: That's because it was at Pheasant Run in St. Charles.
TOMMYFOX: It was Tundra Con because Alkali had the ingenious idea of holding a furcon in February in Wisconsin during the Polar Vortex.
(A ferret wearing a top hat walks into the room)
ALKALI BISMUTH: Would YOU like to run this con?!?
TOMMYFOX: Sure.
ALKALI BISMUTH: ...............SOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLD!!!
*Alkali throws off his top hat and runs out of the door*
SILVER: I think he's joking.
EVERYONE ELSE: ..................................................
ZIGGO: This is really weird.
SILVER: Yeah. Happy tails.
ANIRO: This isn't even an interview!
SILVER: Oh...
ERIK: By the way, SIlver, who is going to interview next?
SILVER: You.
ERIK: Hmm. Okay, then.
*END*