meet Red
#22 of kingdom hearts
tsume: (look left then right ) a-are you talking to us?
Red : yes i am , my name is red blood but you can call me red.
jake: uh OK what do you want ?
red: well you asked a question my beautiful jake so im here to answer it .
tsume: answer what ?
red: how they make green jello , its real easy They take fat liposuction out of Marlon Brando's behind and mix it with some Spirulina..
tsume/jake: WHAT !?
red: OK first you need-
jake: hold on smart ass , we did asked for this just who the hell are you ?!
sora: tsume , jake who are you two talking to ?
tsume: red
sora: who's red ?
jake: a know it all bitch
sora and the others didn't see anyone as they were real confused about this red person they don't see
goofy: uh tsume , there's no one here but us
jake: that's impossible dog , his standing right in front of me and tsume .
tsume: yeah, don't tell me you can't see him sora ?
sora: (scratch head) uh , sorry but I don't see him
tsume: but , but - his (look at red) OK kid you have five second to tell me why we can see you and sora can't ?
red: I don't know , lucky i guess
jake: your lieing (summoned keyblade) tell me now or off goes your head
red: hey , don't get so mad at me that you can see me and they can't
tsume: are you a ghost ?
red: no
tsume: a spirit ?
red: hmm , i don't think so
tsume: Grrr, your annoying
red: sorry tsume but I don't know what to tell you
tsume: how do you know my name ?
jake: yeah and how did you know mine . we never told you
red: I just know, can't really say how
jake: can i please kill him ?
tsume: uh ...at this point I say yes
jake: (evil grin and take a step forward)
red: w-wait wait wait ! don't kill me , i can help you two out
jake: not interested (hold keyblade up)
red: but if you kill me then you wont know how to take your keyblade to the next lvl
tsume: ...hold on jake .
jake: ah come on !
tsume: im listening
red: (sigh) it real easy just close your eyes and concentrate your energy you make to unlock the doors to kingdom hearts on your keyblade
jake: you don't believe him do you ?
tsume: well ....
red: im not lieing, give it a shot
jake and tsume closed their eyes as their Keyblades started to glow and in a flash of light there keyblades change. tsume keyblade change purple as jake changed a gold brown color
tsume: wow
red: tsume you have Pain of Solitude keyblade , and jake you have the missing ache keyblade
jake: sweet !
sora and the others was standing their shocked at there new keyblades
red: tsume your weapon boosts your Magic to give it more power. and jake weapon lets him string together faster, longer ground combos.
jake: now im super ready to sick some ass !
red: well , im glade everyone is happy now . (walk over to jake) so jake dating anyone ?
jake: im a guy dude
red: yeah , i know (hearts in eyes) and a very hot one at that
jake: AHHHH !!! (hids behind tsume) tsume save me , his trying to rape me
tsume: awww that so cute, boy love
jake: not cool woman
voice: what's wrong , your hero-ness, feeling under the weather ?
the others turned and saw Hades and something seems off ....oh wait his just tall never mind
Hades: you know , i thought staying in perfect shape was part of the hero job description....you know what im saying ?
sora: oh , right ...Hades , we gotta talk !
Hades looked down at sora and flicked him away as Hercules was trying to attack him from behind but Hades vanished appeared behind Hercules
Hades: i came to share a bit of mildly interesting news: seems your dear , sweet little nutmeg went and got herself lost in the underworld
Hercules: you mean you kidnapped her !
Hades: well , maybe .... but why get caught up the details ?
Hercules whistled as a horse with wings came down Hercules was about to get on but Hades stopped him
Hades: you can't leave now , okay , you've got a very important match today, against , um...the bloodthirsty hydra . i mean , if you don't stick around , who knows what kind of " accidents" might happen
sora: yeah accidents you cause
Hades: like i said: details , who needs em ?
Hercules: you're just a coward.
Hades: ah well. cant all be heroes (vanished)
sora walk over to Hercules as tsume was laughing at jake being hugged to death by red
jake: TSUME HELP ME !!!!!
tsume: im not in this !
Hercules: can you handle this ?
Donald: you got it we're heroes !
goofy: junior heroes , Donald
sora: you take care of the hydra we'll handle the rest
Hercules: im counting on you , you gotta find meg
he said as the horse took off into the air and they watch as it vanished then sora turn to see tsume yelling at nothing and jake was on the ground trying to breathe . he just shook his head and chuckled a little
tsume: like I said you can't do that !
red: I cant help it , jake is just to cute
sora: tsume , jake were going !
tsume: coming! bye red it was nice meeting you .
tsume ran off with jake to sora as they headed to the underworld to find meg . as they looked around in the underworld sora saw Phil on the ground all of them ran over to him