Bowser's New Girlfriend!!!! Ch:35 Friends! ^__^
#35 of Bowser
Jewelia walked into her friends' room. "Hey Jewelia! I haven't seen you in forever!" TSM said. She hasn't seen Jewelia since the 2 were 8 or 9. The 2 hugged. "You 2 are so girly." Tina was really "strict" about Jewelia and TSM being best friends. No one knew why. "Sorry Tina. Did you bring the equipment?" Jewelia raised one eyebrow. "What equipment?" Tina pulled out speakers, iPods, CDs, laptops, and even a couple radios. "Let's wait till he has mood swings to play music. I did it to my mom, and it was so funny. I nearly peed myself laughing so hard. That was just hilarious." TSM and Jewelia just gave Tina a funny look. "She has a point. When my mom was pregnant with Baby Peach, I did the same thing. It was funny." TSM looked at Jewelia. "Am I the only normal one here? Or is it just me?" "Just you. Tina isn't normal, but I can be at some point." Tina pulled out something. "What's that?" "Mmmm...Just a little something I brought from the resteraunt." "Is it the stuff that gave Bowser a belly ache?" "You bet!" The 3 girls heard stomping in the hall. "Put everything away!!!" Everyone cleaned the room, and acted like nothing happened. Bowser came in the room. "Hi Bowser!" The 3 said at the same time. "Jewelia. We need to talk." "Ok. See you guys later!" Jewelia and Bowser exit the room. "The doctor said I only have a few months before my belly gets bigger." "Ok...Am I supposed to do something?" "No. Just informing you." "Ok." Jewelia walked back into the room. "Just a few months. Still a 3 year sleepover. He's gonna wish he never found us." The 3 girls chuckle. "I thought he asked you to marry him..." "Yes. BUT! I crossed my fingers." "Sneaky. Just like your friends." The 3 hug. "I can't wait till dinner." Tina was jumping up and down. "WHAT!!!" All 3 girls jump. "Sounded like Kamek." The girls peek out the door. "Kamek! Calm down!" "YOUR GROUCHYNESS!!! LISTEN TO YOURSELF!!" "KAMEK!!" Everything was silent. Jewelia walked over to Kamek and Bowser. "Quit screaming. We're tring to nap." Jewelia then walked away. Tina and TSM were shocked that she walked over to them. "You really need to teach us how to do that." "Come on. We'll go to my room." The 3 go to Jewelia's room. Jewelia picks up the walkie talkie. "Insanity to Music.....Band in my room......In uniform....Friends here. Time to show off...." With that, the whole band showed up in their leather jackets. Jewelia got her uniform on, and everyone went to the band room. The band got ready. They play Hardstyle the Darkness. Bowser comes down in the middle of the song. "(talk with echo)I can feel the cold hand of death, and the end drawing near. I've seen gods of the men, and all of which they fear." Then everyone was scared. The band just continued playing. "(sing)Sing to me songs on the darkeness. Farewell to heaven my friends." Jewelia's voice scared everyone. Bowser was so scared, he started to shiver. Tina and TSM just gave their friend a funny look. She never was like that. They notices something. Her eyes were completely black. There was blood coming out of her eyes too. "EXORSIST!!" Everyone looked at Tina, and then Jewelia. They ignored her, and continued playing. When the song ended, Jewelia's eyes were normal. "This one's just for Bowser. The band really gets ready. They play Bowser's Castle Theme from Mario Kart Wii. Bowser's face turned red. The song ended, and Bowser fainted. "Don't expect mouth to mouth!" Everyone screamed at the same time. It was silent for a minute. "KAMEK!!" Everyone looked at Jewelia. Kamek ran in the room, and saw Bowser. "Heal him." "He died!?" "NO! He fainted." Kamek messes around with Bowser's head, and Bowser wakes up. Jewelia goes over to him. "You ok?" "Y-yeah. That song was amazing. How did you do it?" "1 word. Talent." "The only thing I don't have." Everyone laughed. Bowser even laughed at what he said. "Alright. That's enough. Close practice!" "Aww! One more song?" "Fine...Song 14!" They do Whip my Hair. The song ends, and the band leaves. Bowser goes to the throne room. Jewelia, Tina, and TSM go to the Dining room. "How will we prank him now?" "I'm staying out of the first one." "Really Jewelia?" "Yeah. I don't want to spoil that I'm involved yet." "Good point. We'll come up with something." "You do that. I'll be in my room." Jewelia turned around. "What am I doing? Wait! I'll join." "That's my Jewelia." "I already have a great idea. Start a food fight during dinner." "Perfect!" "I know. I'm a really slick girl. I know what ticks off Bowser...a lot." "You think we can't tell. You're just one of those people you need if you're going to pull a good prank." "I know. Tell me that's not obvious and I'd knock you out cold." "It's so true!" With that, the 3 planned out their food fight. That night, at dinner, Jewelia picked up her chicken, and "accidentally" dropped it on Tina. Tina then threw a carrot at Jewelia, and it "accidentally" hit Bowser Jr. Then Junior threw a piece at TSM. TSM threw her corn at Ludwig, Roy, and Morton. Then the food fight began. Everyone (not Bowser) joined. Bowser just placed his hand on his head. Jewelia looked at Bowser, and threw chicken in his mouth. "TAST MY FOOD FURY!!!" Jewelia screamed. The war was even. TSM, Tina, and Jewelia vs all the koopalings and Katie. Food hit Bowser every now and then....Well..."Everyone! Attack Bowser!!!" Bowser's eyes widened. Everyone threw food at Bowser. He fell onto his shell, and couldn't get back up. Everyone laughed. Bowser struggled to get up. Everyone laughed harder. "STOP LAUGHING!!" Everyone was silent. "Help me up." Jewelia, TSM, and Tina try to help Bowser up. "You're heavy!" "Jeez! You think I don't already know that?" "No." "Do you take me as an idiot?" "Maybe...." The 3 girls chuckled. "That's not funny." They eventually help him up, and they run off. Laughing like retarded people. Until Next Chapter!!