ANIRO interviews PEANUT from HOUSEPETS
#4 of Furry Fan Interviews!
In the fourth episode, Aniro interviews the canine star from "Housepets!", Peanut! We learn that Silver is related to Wile E. Coyote in some way, and that Michaelangelo has trouble with his own NES game.
ZIGGO: You need to be more careful.
SILVER: Careful?! There was NO WAY of knowing that anvil was going to fall on me!
SOMBRA: To be fair, it DID come out of nowhere.
ERIK: I've always wondered, Silver...are you related to Wile E?
SILVER: Yush, but it's some of that "twice removed" stuff. But it's strange. See...about a week ago...
(Flashback)
(Silver is ordering food at a hot dog stand on a plateau in the desert, with a fennec fox as the cook.)
SILVER: One chili cheese dog please, with extra chili and...do you have hot sauce?
COOK: You sure about that, son?
SILVER: Believe me, this is nothing. I've eaten ghost peppers.
COOK: Okay, just makin' sure. You 'yotes really like things spicy.
SILVER: Not all of us. I'm one of 'em, though.
COOK: I can't even handle those Flamin' Hots.
SILVER: Aw, that's puppy play!
COOK: Here's your pooch.
(The cook hands the hot sauce-laden chili cheese dog to Silver.)
SILVER: Thanks!
(Suddenly, a roadrunner zooms past and the chili dog is gone.)
SILVER: Excuse me.
(Silver chases the roadrunner off the plateau, walks onto thin air, looks down, holds up a sign that says "Yikes!", plummets to the ground with a stern look on his face, and leaves a coyote-shaped crater in the ground.)
(End Flashback)
ANIRO: You derpdog.
TOMMYFOX: Has anyone seen Nitro?
SILVER: He said he'd be late because he had an investigation last night.
ANIRO: Oh, that's right, he does that ghost hunting stuff.
SILVER: Yeah so I wouldn't complain if I were you. He's gonna be very-
(Nitro enters the prep room)
NITRO (half-asleep): I don't want nachos for breakfast.
SILVER: ...tired. Want someone else to go in the audience with your GoPro, buddy?
NITRO (still conked): Okay...but first I have to show you how to destroy the world with...fluffiness...
SILVER: I have chicken fries with ranch dressing.
NITRO (now awake): REALLY?!?!?
SILVER: He's fine.
NITRO: So where's the chicken fries?
SILVER: Tommyfox ate them.
TOMMYFOX: What?! I SWEAR I didn't do anything...yet!
(Nitro growls at Tommyfox)
SILVER: Okay, okay...I made it up so that you would wake up.
NITRO: Grr...okay. Guess it's back to goin' to sleep!
SILVER: ...
(Nitro laughs)
ANIRO: So now that we're done watching "Two Derps and a Derpdog", who's interviewing today?
SILVER: You.
ANIRO: Oh. Crap. Why me?
SILVER: I feel like it.
ANIRO: What goes on in that head of yours?
SILVER: Let me think...hmm...BACON!!!
ANIRO: I should have known.
SILVER: And you are interviewing Peanut Butter.
ANIRO: I'm interviewing a jar of Planter's?!
SILVER: Eww, no. Choosy furries choose-
NITRO: He means Peanut from Housepets.
ANIRO: That's even WORSE! I don't read that comic!
SILVER: I know. That's why I have written the questions on cards.
(Silver hands Aniro some cards)
ANIRO: What ARE these?! And what the heck is Furoti-
SILVER: Oops! Wrong cards. Here ya go.
(Silver hands Aniro some index cards)
ANIRO: Much better.
SILVER: You'd better start now.
NITRO: I'll go shoot.
SILVER: Pawesome.
(Aniro walks onto the stage and Nitro walks into the audience. Peanut is sitting in the interviewee chair, kicking his legs and wagging his tail.)
ANIRO: Welcome to another episode of Furry Fan Interviews. Now as you might all know, Yoteface ordered that no humans can blah blah blah derp derp derp. You know what I'm talking about. Today we have Peanut from the comic "Housepets!" created by...
(Aniro looks at one of the cards)
ANIRO: ...Rick Griffin. Hello, Peanut.
PEANUT: Hi! I'm super excited to be here!
ANIRO: That's good. Let's get this over wi...I mean let's get to the questions.
(Aniro looks at the index cards)
ANIRO: What is your breed?
PEANUT: Well, I'm a mutt. But I'm mostly a Canadian Pointer.
ANIRO: Okay. You are known for playing all sorts of games. What kind of games are you best at?
PEANUT: I dunno. Any game, really! Although I have to say my favorites are RPGs. You know, role-playing games, like Final Fantasy, Pokemon, The Mario and Luigi series...
ANIRO: You're a Nintendo fan aren't you?
PEANUT: Pretty much, yeah. I like other consoles too, though. But Nintendo is always so happy-go lucky and energetic...kind of like me! Heh. I also like D&D and even card games like Magic: The Gathering and Yu-Gi-Oh. By the way, I just beat the Battle Maison in Pokemon Y with my 4th team yesterday...wanna battle later?
ANIRO: I don't have my 3DS on me right now, but Silver does. We both have X.
PEANUT: Oh, yeah! He seemed like a pretty cool fur when he invited me for interviewing. Maybe we could trade and exchange friend codes, too!
ANIRO: Yeah, I'll ask him afterwards. Back to questions.
PEANUT: Oh, sorry.
ANIRO: You're fine.
PEANUT: Yay!
ANIRO: Your comic book, "The Adventures of Spot"...how is that going for you?
PEANUT: Pretty good, but it could be better. See, I have this thing that happens to me where all of my ideas become bland and even my drawing starts to decline. It's...kinda hard writing and drawing at the same time. If one ability fails, so will the other one.
ANIRO: I can agree with you on that. I'm a writer too. Not so good at drawing. Okay, final question: Where did you learn to read so fast?
PEANUT: I can't really answer that question. I guess I just...taught myself. Heh. :3
ANIRO: Okay, time for Audience Questions. Seat 26.
LUCARIO: Where do you find the Crystal Star in the second chapter of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door?
PEANUT: Simple! You have to bring all 101 Punis with you in the chamber on the very bottom and make it so that they all stand on the big switch. If you do it correctly, the Emerald Star will rise out of a bowl of water at the top of the central statue.
ANIRO: Seat 87.
MICHAELANGELO: So, dude, I'm stuck on-
ANIRO: Is this a videogame-related question?
MICHAELANGELO: Totally!
ANIRO: Fine...but no more after this.
PEANUT: Aww...
MICHAELANGELO: Anyways, like I was saying, dude, I'm playing the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game for the NES, right? And there's like this gap that I can't jump over because this wall above me is all up in my business breaking my jump, so I'm like...how do I get across, little dude?
ANIRO: If he could get any more 80s...
PEANUT: Oh, that. Yeah...you can just walk over it.
MICHALANGELO: WHAT?! Like, all my life, man...
PEANUT: I know. It hurts. Watch AVGN review it. You'll at least get a laugh.
MICHAELANGELO: 'Kay.
ANIRO: Imbecile. Seat 40.
KIT CLOUDKICKER: Have you ever gone on a real adventure?
PEANUT: Tons! Like when we went to the Gallifrax Dimension and we all walked on four legs! It was cool!
ANIRO: Final question. Seat 12.
AERIS (FROM VG CATS): I'm gonna ask something we've all been waiting for...what are your feelings toward Grape?
PEANUT: Believe it or not, we just live in the same house and are really great friends. Besides, I have feelings for Tarot.
(Half of the Furry Universe loses it)
ANIRO: Did that seriously just happen again? Grr. Anyways, thanks for coming out, Peanut! That's all the time we have!
PEANUT: No problem! It was nice talking to ya! I'll see you guys a little later if that's ok.
ANIRO: Sure.
(Later...)
SILVER: I'm gonna win this time! Cerberus (Houndoom), go get 'em!
PEANUT: You know I'm OP! :3 Here comes my Klefki!
SILVER: Use Nasty Plot, Cerberus!!
PEANUT: Ha! While you charge up you Special STAB Attack I'm gonna use Dazzling Gleam!
SILVER: Crap, I forgot it's a Fairy Type!
NITRO: It's like they are speaking a different language...
ANIRO: Really? That's basic stuff.
NITRO: See, THIS is why I stopped playing Pokemon a while ago. There's so many it's impossible to catch 'em all!
PEANUT: You know they stopped using that once Ruby and Sapphire came out right?
NITRO: And it's confusing, and Hyper Beam don't do so good anymore...ugh.
SOMBRA: This is getting too weird.
ERIK: Happy tails.
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