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Nitro: You owe me a new camera.

Silver: Why?

Nitro: It turned to dust.

Silver: That was completely out of my control! How was I supposed to know that the Arwing was gonna explode?

Nitro: True. But I still need a new camera. How are we supposed to film interviews?

Silver: I guess we'll just have to set this laptop on a chair and use a webcam.

Nitro: ...

Silver: By the way...it's your turn to interview. No hard feelings, buddy?

Nitro: WHAT!!!

(Meanwhile in the prep room backstage...)

Sombra: Uh-oh. I just heard a shout.

Tommyfox: I didn't do it!

Aniro: Yes you did. You're a fox.

(Meanwhile, back with Nitro and SIlver)

Silver: If you interview today, I'll spot you for a free room at Motor City Furry Con and give you half of my Strawberry Vanilla cards.

Nitro: I was just messing. I'll go.

Silver: Really?

Nitro: Only if you all promise to pitch in and buy a new camera.

Silver: Deal.

Nitro: So who am I interviewing?

Silver: Colleen.

Nitro: Ooh! Maybe I'll get to know her better. By the way, how are you and Fox getting along?

Silver: I don't like him again.

Nitro: Why?

(Flashback)

Fox: That was a great lunch!

Silver: Yeah! Thanks for coming out, bud!

Waiter: Your total comes to 93 dollars.

Silver: We should both chip in.

Fox: Oh, sorry. I forgot my wallet at home.

Silver: You paid to get us here.

Fox: ...

Silver: ...

(End Flashback)

Silver: Let's just say he turned out to be a jerk.

Nitro: Oh, okay.

Silver: Now if you don't mind, I need to go outside.

Nitro: Sure.

(Back in the prep room...)

Ziggo: Nitro should be ready any-

Nitro: Hello.

Ziggo: -second.

Erik: I'm starving, guys. I could eat anything.

Sombra: I wouldn't say that if I were you.

Erik: Why not?

Sombra: You don't want to end up like someone we know...

(Silver can be seen eating out of the dumpster)

Erik: Yeah...not like that.

Nitro: Well, I had a good breakfast. And I'm ready to go!

Ziggo: Alright, better get on out there.

(Nitro walks on to the stage. Colleen is already sitting in the interviewee chair.)

Nitro: Hello and welcome to Furry Fan Interviews!

(*crickets*)

Nitro: Wow, this audience is still tough. Today I'll be interviewing Colleen from Road Rovers.

Collen: Well, blimey, it's about time. You blokes kept me waiting. S'awright.

Nitro: Also, I'm now gonna say that Silver, the top dog here, ordered that absolutely NO hoomans are allowed.

Luigi: I'm-a Luigi! Number One!

Nitro: Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN.

(Nitro snaps his claws and Luigi is sent soaring over the crowd out through the front doors of the theater via catapult)

Nitro: Anyone else want some?

(Elmer Fudd runs out of the theater, screaming)

Nitro: Pawesome. Let's start with the interview. Why did you pretend you didn't know who Blitz was?

Colleen: Well, quite obvious, really. I was playing hard-to get. Plus his reaction to it was great fun.

Nitro: I'll bet. Did you actually flunk paper training like you said in the last episode?

Colleen: Not at all. I used that as a way for the guards to release me. Pity it didn't work.

Nitro: Yeah. In the same episode you said you really liked squeaky toys shaped like bananas. What does that mean?

Colleen: Well, mate, if ya REALLY wanna know...

(WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO GIVE YOU A HAPPY BUNNY JUMPING UP AND DOWN)

Bunny: I'm a marshmallow!

(AND NOW BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE PREVIOUSLY WATCHING)

(Nitro can be seen panting)

Nitro: Sorry about that.

Colleen: There's your comedy.

Nitro: Okay, one more question and then it's time for audience questions. And it's a GOOD one. What are your feelings for Hunter?

Colleen: He's a real nice bloke, and that's why I love him. I also love his happy-go-lucky personality. It's what I look for in a stud.

Everyone in the theater: Awww....

Silver: Ooh, I think this was ice cream!

Nitro: Audience question time! Seat -9000.

Moon Moon: I FOUND THE THING!

Nitro: That's nice. Seat 97.

Banjo: What was with all the sayings you did during your martial arts moves?

Colleen: Dunno, really. They seemed to just pop into my head.

Nitro: Seat 96.

Car Fox: Show me the car fax!

Nitro: Can we PLEASE have actual questions and not memes or ads? Seat 88.

Dodger: What was it like to turn into a werewolf?

Colleen: Quite painful actually.

Nitro: Seat 10.

Mordecai: How did you like the Queen of England?

Colleen: Quite alright. Except for the time I accidentally chewed on the annual Christmas Speech.

Nitro: Seat 3.

Dojo: Does Shag really cook everything in toilet water?

Colleen: Yes, it's absolutely ghastly.

Nitro: That's all the time we have! Thank you Colleen for being such a great interviewee!

Colleen: It was a pleasure! I'd better get back to the Master. Hunter is probably wondering where I am, too.

(Colleen leaves and the lights dim)

(In the prep room...)

Sombra: How much garbage DID you eat?!

Silver: I lost count...URRRRRRRP.

Sombra: Eww, was that pizza?!

Silver: THREE DAY OLD pizza! :3

Sombra: Stop sounding like a low-budget anthro show from the '90s.

Silver: No.

Sombra: Then just don't burp again.

Silver: Aww...

(Nitro enters)

Erik: How did it go?

Nitro: Pretty good. There certainly are a lot of annoying characters in there.

Elmer Fudd: Be VEWWY VEWWY quiet...I'm hunting WOLVES...

Nitro: Why are you back? And I'm not a wolf! Why does everyone keep saying that?!

Elmer Fudd: You don't scare me, wolf!

(Elmer Fudd cocks his shotgun)

Elmer Fudd: What's your weapon?

(Nitro pulls out an SKS gun)

Nitro: This.

(Elmer Fudd drops his gun and runs off, screaming)

Nitro: That was weird...

Silver: At least we finally have footage!

(the chair holding the laptop tips over)

Erik: Is the laptop still alive??

Silver: I think so...

(the laptop bursts into flames)

Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Erik: *Sigh* End Trans-

Silver: Don't. Happy Tails.

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