Wouldn't be the first time

Story by Poisonlilly on SoFurry

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#1 of Space Dandy

Another NSFW story I wrote up on my tumblr (kupokupo51.tumblr.com)

Tossing it on here as well!


-Wouldn't be the first time -

"Bored, bored, bored..." was all the lazy cat-like alien could think as he walked around the large spaceship.

Meow: Man...I can't believe I finally get the place all to myself and I'm already out of things to do.

The betelgeusian, Meow, had been pacing around the corridors of the spaceship Aloha Oe for about ten minutes now with no ideas popping into his mind. He was a member of a small crew of three that inhabited the ship (though Meow's contributions as a crewmate were rather...questionable, at best.) Currently the other two members, Dandy, and QT, had both taken the matter transporter down to some planet to do...something. Yeah, Meow wasn't really paying attention at the time; he was busy browsing on his phone to see if he had gained any new followers. Whatever the case may be, they had told him to stay behind for this one, and the cat was more than happy to oblige, after all this meant he could finally have the place to himself and take care of a curiosity that had been bugging him for a while now. His mission was simple: a daring raid on Dandy's room. Meow knew that Dandy must have a bunch of goodies stashed in there, as he never allowed the cat in before and kept the door securely locked, though by now the crafty betelgeusian had spied enough times on the lock code to be able to enter whenever he had the chance. Sadly, it was all for nothing as Dandy's room held little of interest which completely surprised Meow. He had half expected a massive stash of porn or maybe even a hidden department full of stored ramen (which wouldn't surprise the cat after what he did to the captain's previous secret stash of the tasty stuff.) but it was a surprisingly plain room. He thought maybe there was some hidden switch somewhere that revealed the room's secrets, but all he could really dig up was Dandy's memorabilia collection from all his various visits to Boobies restaurants and a small stash of butt-focused magazines, all of which the perverted cat already owned a copy of.

Meow left the room with his ears lowered and his long, mostly white-furred tail dragging defeated across the ground behind him. His once great idea had consumed all of ten or so minutes and yielded very little "interesting material" for which could have occupied the rest of his alone time on the ship. He figured he could just go back to his room and read some manga or play some video games, but he had already been doing that all day before his crew's sudden departure. He wanted to take advantage of his free roaming exploration, but it didn't seem to be yielding much results. The transporter had been safely locked from the ship's side and the bridge was tightly sealed, so even if he wanted to go off on some solo adventure, he couldn't. Meow reached into the small leather pouch that was trapped around his fair sized hips and hung under his belly, taking out his cellphone.

Meow: What? Oh come on!

Dead. It seems Meow had completely neglected to give his sacred device any charging in the past few days, coupled with his extensive use of it meant that it had reached its limit. The cat's boredom levels sank exponentially knowing he now couldn't even tell all his followers just how bored he was, which would have included a picture of his bored face. With a frustrated groan, the cat walked back rather hastily to his room, the sound of his crocs clopping on the floor with each footstep being the only noise in the empty living room quarters. He hooked up his phone to the charger and walked back out to the living quarters, looking around with a grumpy expression. For a moment however, his eyes gleamed as he spotted something he had overlooked earlier, it was a small door near the end of one of the hallways that extended from the living area. His excitement at the prospect of a secret room he had never noticed before was quickly killed off when he had remembered just what that room was: QT's room. QT was a small robot that also lived on the ship and, naturally, had her(?) own room. Meow never really thought much of QT's room because he figured it would just be a single room with a lamp and a power outlet for QT to charge with. It's not like robots need a comfy place to sleep or anything, or at least that's what he assumed. Regardless, it couldn't hurt to check and so Meow padded over to the lonely looking door off by itself in the corner. He brought a paw forward and pushed the door open to reveal a small room inside, though slightly bigger than he had picture it. Indeed, however, the room was not much to look at and resembled a closet more than anything. It was neatly organized with a few electric gizmos and, as expected, a charging outlet in the corner. QT must keep extra parts in here, or something like that. Before turning around to walk back out of the small room, Meow's attention was brought to a strange device that was near the opposite corner of where QT's charger was located. It was something he had never seen the robot use before, nor had he seen it in the ship ever. The device was about as tall as he was and resembled an upside down "U", making a sort of archway that one could walk through. Just what the heck is this thing? Meow's curiosity was peaked and now at least he had something that would kill a minute or two of boredom.

Meow picked up the techy archway and brought it out of the room, half holding it and half dragging it all the way back to the main living quarter. He let it sit there, upright, as he examined it for any clues as to what it does or what it's for. He most likely assumed it was just something QT used for ship maintenance or whatever, but he had nothing better to do than play cat detective at the moment.

Meow: Oh...is this? Aha..

The curious betelgeusian had been leaning over on his knees as he inspected the device and was able to find a small button on its side. No reason not too, right? He went ahead and pressed the button immediately, hoping for some kind of response, and indeed, a response he got. Immediately the archway machine lifted itself slightly off the ground and began to glow slightly, causing Meow to tumble back in surprise and fall right on his butt. He looked on in confusion as to what this thing was doing when suddenly the machine shook violently a few times before flying forward at an extremely fast speed, passing Meow completely through the middle of the archway. Meow immediately hopped up as the gizmo flew through him, his fur was slightly tingly and standing on end! It had been as if he got a small electric shock, though it more tickled than hurt any. The cat quickly inspected his body to make sure nothing was amiss; he ran his paw from his feline-like face to his chest and down to his feet. His fur was slightly on end, but it seemed unharmed, his ears still pointy and springy, and his junk was, thankfully, still safely intact.

Meow: Geez...just what the heck did that thing do?

???: Yeah...I don't know if that was such a good idea.

Meow almost catapulted in surprise to the ceiling of the ship and clung to it by his claws. He descended quickly from his surprised hop as he had heard a sudden voice behind him. Completely in surprise he turned around immediately to find...himself! It was...Meow? Was it some kind of mirror? Mirrors don't talk, though...

Meow: Wh...what the? Who are you...?

???: Duh. Isn't it obvious? I'm you.

Now this was getting weird. In front of Meow was...another Meow. There were two of them! Behind the second Meow was the machine from earlier, toppled over and looking a bit out of shape.

Meow: Wait. You're me? What did that machine do?

Meow?: Well from the looks of it, It was a cloning machine.

Meow: What? Those things are expensive! What was a cloning machine doing in some closet room?

Meow?: How should I know, I only know the same things you do!

Meow: Oh man...I'm really gonna get it for this.

Meow?: Well. This only lasts a short while anyway. I know everything you know, but I guess the machine gives me at least that little extra knowledge.

Meow: Oh, really? Phew. Then it's no problem, they won't even know what happened. Well...once I put that machine back where I found it...

Meow?: Yeah, yeah. I'm still bored, though.

Meow: Yeah, me too.

Meow?: ....

Meow: ...

Well, this was a first. Meow had never had a clone made of himself, usually that kind of technology is pretty expensive, though he guess that's why this one only lasted a short while, must be some kind of cheap tech. That also might explain why the cloning machine is toppled over looking like it will never function again...probably a one-time only use, eh? Oops.

Meow: Well, whatever. What should we call you? How about Meowtwo?

Meowtwo: Really? Meow isn't even your real name...or...my real name, our real name, whatever. And Meowtwo? That's sounding a bit too close to something else.

Meow: Fine, fine. I've just gotten used to being called Meow, but you know that already. Okay, you'll be Meow the second.

Meow II: I...fine. I don't even care. Let's just go do something to kill the time. That trip to Dandy's room was a complete failure and still has me bummed. Didn't even find the good stuff.

Meow: You knew about that??

Meow II: Hello? I *am* you, remember?? I know everything right up until when you cloned yourself by accident.

Meow: Ah, right, right. Okay, fine...let's just go kill some time in my room, there's really nothing to do here.

Meow II: You mean our room, right?

Meow shot a glare at his counterpart, indeed it was technically his room as well, but he was here first! His copy does not get first dibs on any of the video games. The two cats walked across the hall into Meow's room, though this was not the first time Meow II had been in here, of course, he knew this place just as well as Meow did. The two cats made their way through the inside of the small room which was littered with manga, video games, bags of chips, pizza boxes, and pretty much everything else that a healthy space-adventuring betelgeusian needed, or so that's how Meow liked to describe it. Meow sat himself on the couch he had settled in his room while Meow II sat on the chair by a nearby desk. Though either one could have leaned over and picked up a naughty magazine to browse or started playing a game, both had already grown bored of doing that today, after all if Meow had been doing it all day, then Meow II had been as well.

Meow II: So what should we do?

Meow: I don't know. All the games I have are mostly single player so we can't both do that, really.

Meow II: Yeah, I know.

The two bored felines sat and looked around the room, essentially both were back to exactly where Meow was just a few minutes ago, bored and with nothing to do. Meow ll Glanced around the room before his eyes settled on his "girly pillow" as Dandy calls it. The pillow was full sized (for betelgeusian size, that is) and depicted a scantily, barely dressed catgirl in a provocative pose.

Meow ll: Weren't you going to...you know...

Meow: W...what? Going to what?

Meow II: You know. With that.

Meow II extended his paw and pointed a digit right at the pillow which was lazily drooped over the side of the couch, opposite of Meow. It was somewhat amusing that Meow II was slightly embarrassed about being completely blunt about his question even though he was talking to himself.

Meow: Wait! How did you...oh...yeah...

Meow II: Of course I knew!

Meow: Sh...shut up..I wasn't going to do that today.

Meow II: As if. I know what you were going to do, because I was going to do it, too.

Meow: What! don't you dare touch my pillow!

Meow II: It's mine, too!

The two cats had a small squabble over ownership of the pillow before finally settling down. Because Meow II knew everything Meow did, he also knew that Meow would occasionally go a bit beyond cuddling with his full sized pillow and end up just full on fucking it. Meow was a healthy male, after all, and it was only natural to desire release every so often. He certainly wasn't going to get any help from Dandy or QT, so this is the best he could manage aside from just jerking himself off, though that wasn't very uncommon for him, either.

Meow: Well, whatever. I wasn't going to do it anyway.

Meow II: Okay, then I'm going too.

Meow: Yeah, you do that....wait...what?!

Meow II: What? I'm bored and I've been wanting to do this since this morning after that dream, remember?

Meow: Yeah...I know. I planned to do it after exploring Dandy's room, I was sure he was going to have tons of porn in there.

Meow: II: But he didn't....that was such a flop.

Meow: Okay, well, it's my pillow, technically, so I get to go first.

Meow II: What kind of logic is that? Besides you always wash it after you're done. I'd have to wait for it to dry.

Meow: That's true...

Meow II: I'm only going to be here a little while longer, anyway. I should have a turn first.

Meow: Okay, fine...but just don't...you know, get it too messy.

Meow II: You know how messy I'll get it, you've done it like a hundred times!

Meow: It hasn't been that many!

The Meow copy didn't reply to the silly remark and instead stood up and moved over to the couch. His thoughts had already wondered into quite naughty territory ever since he had looked over at the pillow and remembered the lusty dream full of big, bouncy tits that had that morning. As he sat on the other end of the couch and leaned over to pick up the pillow, he glanced over and looked at Meow

Meow II: Hey, uh...how about some privacy?

Meow: What? You're going to kick me out of my own room?

Meow II: You're just going to sit there?

Meow: I have nothing else to do anyway, besides...wouldn't be the first time I've seen myself do that.

Meow II: I guess that's true.

Meow II was a bit shy about having another male sitting on the opposite end of the couch while he went to town on a pillow, but his shyness was rather quickly drowned out by what Meow had said, indeed, it was no different than what he normally does, it was just himself sitting there, not some stranger. With his doubts cleared, Meow II looked down at the busty figure on his body pillow, the busty cat-girl was exactly to his tastes in women, which of course is why he had picked this specific one (despite having a few more pillow casings stashed in the room). He didn't even consider that someone was watching as truly there was no reason to think that way. Meow II propped the pillow up on the back of the couch as he kneeled up against it; this was one of his favorite starting positions. He leaned in as his fur covered chest fully pushed itself against the soft pillowy fabric, his face close enough to the top of the pillow so that his whiskers would graze against it. He wasted little time as he started to slowly push his hips forward, his feline prick had already been slightly excited and the tip just barely peeking out of its sheath touched against the fabric of the pillow, sending a delightful wave of pleasure running through the pervy cat. Meow II's half robe (the same that Meow wore, of course) did little to cover him besides his stomach and sides, thus it provided easy access to his lower regions with little obstructions. His small pouch that would normally house his cellphone was shifted over to the side, as not to get in the way of the cat's lewd fun. Meow obviously had a difficult time not peeking over and watching his betelgeusian counterpart going at it with his (their) pillow. He tried not to make it too obvious, but It wasn't exactly everyday he saw himself humping against his pillow from a third person perspective. Meow II continued to grind his hips up and down as his arms wrapped around the back of the pillow, his eyes closed as he let naughty thoughts run across his mind. His barbed dick had all but stiffened at this point, something that Meow was quite keen to notice, as it was a bit difficult not to see even as it was being pressed back and forward against the pillow's lower section. Unlike the regular earth-based felines, betelgeusian's sported a much larger penis, though not massive either. Somewhat similarly to felines, however, betelgeusians did have barbs running across from the head and down the shaft, though they differentiated by being soft and fleshy, not prickly like normal cats.

Meow's attention had nearly focused one hundred percent now to his side, watching Meow II work his hips at a more rapid pace than before, humping his stiffened cat cock against the pillow with much fervor. Meow had turned his gaze back to himself to realize his own dick had already been peeking out considerably, desperately wanting some attention of its own. He blushed slightly at this revelation as the only thing he had been watching was another boy cat fucking a pillow, not only that, it was a copy of himself! Though despite that, It was indeed someone else, even if it was just his clone. Meow half contemplated reaching down with his paw and begin to stroke his needy dick off as he watched the sight going on at the opposite end of the couch, but he shook his mind clean of such thoughts as not to make things weird, well, things were already plenty weird, he thought to himself. Meow II's eager fucking had already started to leave a slight trail of pre cum across the bottom surface of the pillow, his cock was thick and warm from being pressed half against Meow II's lower belly fur and half against the pillow for such an extended period of time. By now his half robe had all but fallen off and pooled around his knees, it was always fairly loosely worn and the cat was hardly paying attention to it at this point. Meow II decided to pick it up a bit and take it to one of his other most favorite positions. The idea was to lay the pillow down flat against the surface as the top half lay against the arm rest, he would then lay himself on top of it and fuck it to his delight. Sure Meow would be getting a full view of Meow II's ass and hanging balls from that view, but the horny cat was hardly even thinking about such things in his deep arousal. However as he moved back gently, a couple of trails of pre cum stringing themselves from the wet lower pillow surface and onto his dick, he heard Meow speak up.

Meow: H..hold on! Let me go now...

Meow II: What? But I haven't finished!

Meow: I know, but I really have to do this now...

Meow II didn't really want to argue, his mind was lost in his own naughty thoughts. He looked over at Meow, noticing that he was quite blushed, which at that time Meow II realized that his face was feeling rather hot as well. He looked over Meow from his position just a few feet away on the couch, glancing down to realize why Meow had made such a sudden request. Meow's dick was standing quite stiff, not doing anything to hide his member as it proudly peeked up, not fully hard but well past the point of just slight arousal. Meow really needed to get off too, it seems, and of course Meow II could understand...it was him, after all.

Meow II: Okay...fine...but..

The heavily aroused betelgeusian had a thought fly through his mind, one most likely fueled by his other lust filled thoughts at the moment.

Meow II: Why don't we both just do it?

Meow: What? Both?

Meow II: Yeah, I mean..it has two sides, right? It's the same on both. That way none of us have to just sit and wait.

Meow looked a bit stunned for a second, He heard it perfectly clear. He was being asked to share his fuck pillow at the same time as someone else, another male betelgeusian, in fact, and to make it even more bewildering, it was himself!

Though something like this may garner some consideration and careful thinking before coming to a decision, Meow had no interest in waiting any further for his turn.

Meow: Okay. Let's do that then.

Meow II simply nodded, though both the cats were now blushing a rather fair amount, both realizing in full what they were about to do. Of course neither of them had done such a thing before, how would they have? Regardless, it didn't matter what they had done before, only what was about to happen now. Meow II took the innovative, as it was his idea to begin with, and moved himself over to face Meow, he held the pillow with both paws as he scooted over on his knees slowly as Meow did the same. Soon both cats were standing right in front of one another and the pillow was positioned between them.

Meow II: Okay..so just like this, then..

Meow II pushed the pillow forward a bit until it was stopped by Meow's body, the then moved himself just a few inches forward until his own body had pressed against it, though his dick had softened up a bit during the previous minute of figuring out what to do, it immediately stiffened itself thoroughly after grazing along that slick, wet patch of soft, pre cum covered pillow. Meow II let out a barely audible moan as his cock stiffened against the pillow, Meow heard his partner's arousal escape his mouth and began to slowly thrust his own hips against the soft fabric. Because of their close positioning, each cat had to reach their arms around the pillow, naturally this meant that each one would be touching the other's belly fur as they each gripped the opposite side of the pillow, neither one seemed to really mind this. At first both the horny betelgeusians avoided eye contact as much as possible, possibly due to shyness over the close proximity, but soon as both began to fuck against their respective sides more and more, they each would glance at each other more frequently, possibly caring less and less about shyness. Meow's dick was now as thick and hard as his partner's, though he wasn't leaking as much pre cum just yet. Meow II leaned his face down slightly and he lifted his butt slightly off the couch, using just his knees for leverage as he began to fuck the pillow more and more roughly. Meow suddenly felt something, and he didn't know if Meow II was even realizing it. With each of these more eager thrusts that Meow II did, his dick would graze upwards against the pillow and slap the tip against the bottom of Meow's arms, which were wrapped around that opposite side. Meow felt the pre cum sticking and leaking against his fur covered arm as his partner was lustfully humping his side of the pillow and not noticing anything else. Meow's cock had started to become a slippery mess moments after this began. Soon both the cats were roughly fucking the pillow together, each going at their own side roughly. Their rubbing had become so thorough that each cat could feel the pushing of the other's dick through the pillow, and soon Meow's dick was tapping and slapping against the bottom of his pillow humping partner's arms as well, neither one moving their arms one inch.

At times they would glance at each other, both their faces flushed in boy heat as the pillow was now a pre cum soaked mess on each side, their slick feline dicks slipping with ease due to the well lubricated fabric. After a few more moments of the mutual pillow fucking Meow decided to say something.

Meow: It feels good, doesn't it?

Meow II: Yeah...it's not bad at all. I've never done it this way before.

Meow: Me neither.

Both the cats had slowed their humping down a bit as they spoke, clearly shyness had walked out by this point, especially after what Meow said next.

Meow: Your dick keeps touching my arm, by the way.

Meow II: Yours has been touching mine too.

Meow: It doesn't really bother me.

Meow II: Me neither.

Meow had brought up what had been going on for a while now, but it didn't seem to be an issue for either one. In truth he brought it up just to make sure he could keep going, because he enjoyed it when his cock would slide up and touch against his partner's furry arm, now covered slightly in pre. Both cats continued to mutually hump the pillow and coat each other's arms in betelgeusian milk for a few more minutes before Meow did something unexpected. In one of the instances where they had been humping the pillow in an almost equal rhythm, each of their dicks pounding against the pillow at the same speed, enough to be felt by the other's, the two of them had looked at each other as they had already done a few times, but Meow was overtaken in arousal and cared for little else other than to have his cock feel good and so he had pushed his face forward with not much subtlety. Meow II didn't hesitate for an instant, his own arousal being a trance by this point and wanting nothing more than to empty his load all over the pillow, both cats had leaned in and pressed their lips against one another's, not exactly in perfect equality as each of them where still busy thrusting their hips and bodies against the pillow. Regardless both the males opened their mouths slightly and pushed their tongues into one another's mouths, avoiding the small fangs that each had as best they could, but it was hard to perfectly coordinate the sloppy kissing at this point. The two horny betelgeusians pounded their fuck pillow mutually as they swapped spit in their lust filled kissing, barely any subtle romance or restraint could go into their lip locking, it was pure arousal-induced lust as they each tongue fucked one another's mouths as small strands of cat saliva would trail from their lips, the sounds of cocks slapping against pre cum covered bellies and pillow surfaces as well lip smacking and easily heard moans filled the room intensely. It took a few more minutes of the two making out and fucking passionately before the kiss was separated and one of them spoke.

Meow II: Let's just lose the pillow?

Meow: Yeah...

Little words had to be exchanged and little convincing was needed. Meow leaned back a little as pre cum leaked off his cock and small ropes of the stuff trailed off from the extremely messy pillow. Both equally pushed the pillow over to the side as it tumbled down to the floor, in moments both the heat-driven cats pushed against one another for the first time. Both of their pre cum soaked dicks pushed against one another's furry stomachs and pelvises, the half robes that each of them wore did very little to obstruct their cocks as it was little more than a sash that had all but fallen off at this point from all the intense humping. Both the boys looked at each other as they brought their arms around one another's backs, paws softly pressed against their fluffy backsides and with that they began to fuck against one another. Though a bit crude and not as precise as the large pillow, each of the cats humped against another as best they could manage. Both their fat dicks pushed against each other's as they squished and rubbed against one another with each mutual hump. They pressed themselves as close to each other as possible, faces straddled against one another's shoulders as they continued to push their feline dicks back and forth, up and down in a cum filled mess, each of the humps pressed their dicks together so hard that they could feel one another's soft barbs rubbing up and down their sensitive members. The thrusts had become so intense in moments that each of the cat's balls would begin to slap against the other's, both sets equally fat and filled to the brim with cum from all the buildup. It wasn't going too last much longer like this. It took only a few more hard thrusts from each of them before they gripped against one another hard and let out an equally loud moan, both the betelgeusians pressed their dicks against one another as they pulsed and began to spill their milk all over one another. Meow softly clawed at his partner's back, being unable to control it as his dick let out all his built up spunk, Meow II's doing the same as each of them mixed their dicks and balls in a mess of each other's semen, a lot of the milky substance landing across their stomachs and chest as well. In a few moments each of them had spent their load and made a full cum dripped mess of one another. Both the cats slowly leaned back and Meow sat his butt on the couch, looking over at his cloned self as they both panted and smiled at each other. Meow soon regained his breath and let out his only comment.

Meow: Does...this mean I'm gay or something?

Meow II: What? No way, we had that dream about Boobies this morning, remember? That's why we had to do this!

Meow: Hmmm..yeah, that's true.

Meow smiled with his sexuality still safely intact (probably) as he leaned his head back on the couch, his body was spent and well used, he rather enjoyed this much more than how he normally does it. In moments his eyes had closed in what he thought was a blink, but soon he had drifted off for a few minutes. In what seemed like an instant, Meow had opened his eyes and peered up, noticing that no one was there. The time must have run out...what a shame. Meow stood up, though he was still a mess, and peeked outside the room to make sure Dandy and QT still had not gotten back, indeed, it seems he was still alone. He did notice something odd in the center of the living quarters, though. Meow approached the object to see what it was and he was greeted with the machine from earlier, the same one that had cloned him, seemingly fixed and functioning once again! But how? He looked over behind the machine and saw a green half robe lying on the ground, it was kinda messy though. Meow thought for a moment and gave a grin. He looked around and proceeded to drag the machine back into his room. It's not like they were making any use of it before, right? Meow thought to himself with a smile and morally justified the acquisition of "his" new cloning device.