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Cooking with Cockatoos and Conures

By Danath [email protected] danath.sofurry.com

Commissioned by and characters © Rykela http://rykela.sofurry.com/

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Arini checked his phone one more time. This was the place. The bakery was nestled between two other shops - a herbal supplements store and a quaint little antiques emporium. From the outside, it didn't look all that spectacular, though it certainly seemed... cozy? Arini wasn't sure if that were the word to describe the wrought-iron fence and fern-filled planters surrounding the entrance. There was a small red brick path lined with more flowerpots leading up to the door, which he headed down at a brisk pace.

His friend had raved about the place for weeks. Lately, Piper had taken to text messaging him nearly every day begging him to go with her to the shop to sample the baked goods. Eventually, when he had a free lunch hour from work, he relented. So here he was. After finding parking a few blocks away and double checking the address, he was ready to finally sample the goods at "The Baker's Dozen."

A small bell rang as he opened the door. It was late in the afternoon - his current job didn't have the normal 9-5 hours, so he took his lunch around two or three in the afternoon on a regular day. The inside appeared just as quaint and cozy as the outside. The building probably dated from the turn of the century, judging from how the wooden floor and exposed beams in the ceiling had aged. The walls were painted a rose pink while antique soda shop fixtures on the counters were various shades of orange, gold, and ivory. There were a few tables and chairs in the front area and it looked like a back room had additional seating. There was a long counter of clear glass with shelves full of all sorts of baked goods: cakes, tarts, cupcakes, cookies, angel food, and a dozen other sorts, at least. There were even a few "meal" style pastries like pot pies and shepherd pies.

Arini stepped close to the counter and leaned over to examine its contents more closely when a shadow fell across him.

"Welcome to The Baker's Dozen! I'm Rykela. What can I get you, sweetie?"

The voice was low, but definitely female, and very friendly to the ears. Arini stood up and then took a step back, eyes wide.

A sixteen-foot-tall blue-scaled dragoness emerged from a doorway behind the counter, presumably the entrance to the kitchen. Arini had seen dragons before - they were uncommon, but not exceedingly rare - but the male human hadn't ever seen one like this. Besides hir incredible height, shi had a pair of breasts larger than he would have thought possible. They strained outwards against the only clothing shi wore, a white lace-lined apron with the words "Baker's Dozen" embroidered on the front above a picture of a cake. The apron was too small for the herm, however, and hir nipples protruded over the top, through the strap that ran around hir neck. Each nipple was the size of a shot glass and, as Arini stared, a few drops of milk dribbled from each, soaking into the apron, which was discolored in areas from what looked like brown sugar and oils.

The bottom of the apron draped over the top of a simply massive male shaft. Because shi was so tall, hir hips rose above the height of the counter, leaving it all on display. Arini's eyes stared as a gush of steaming liquid spurted out of the tip onto the floor behind the counter. The dragoness smiled at him and leaned over, shoulders on top of the cash register.

"It's free to look, but I gotta charge you if you want to eat anything."

Arini's head snapped back up to the dragoness's amused face. He nodded, squirming with embarrassment. Hypers and anthros weren't that uncommon, after all. Shi just happened to be more hyper than most. Another rope of cum splattered out of hir cock, adding to the mess on the floor. Arini tried not to gape. Shi wasn't even all the way hard, yet hir cock was shooting like a fountain!

He licked his lips, his mouth suddenly dry. His gaze traveled back up hir body, over hir massive breasts. They were seven feet across, at least, and spilled out both sides of the apron.

"Uh... my friend said I should try the strawberry tart," he said, attempting to control the nervous stammer he discovered he was afflicted with in the dragon's presence.

"Sure, sweet thing!" the dragoness said, grinning. Shi stooped down to grasp a pair of tongs and expertly snagged a tart from the tray, then slipped it onto a plate. "Tell you what - since it's obviously your first time here, I'll throw in a cookie for free."

The dragoness accepted the $5 bill Arini handed her and gave him his change.

"Our guests also get to choose a drink with their purchase," Rykela said, smiling. "But I have a feeling I know what you'll like with your tart, so go on back to the dining room and I'll send a waitress out with your tart in a few moments."

"Uh... thank you," Arini said. He found himself staring again, fascinated at the sheer size of the dragoness. No wonder the ceiling was so high and the doorways so wide.

Arini walked slowly into the back dining room. There weren't any other customers, but the afternoon on a weekday was likely the slow time for the restaurant. Where was his friend, Piper? She should have been here by now. Well, he only had an hour for lunch. He'd eat and hang out in case she came late.

Arini was an average-looking guy. Five-foot-ten, 190 pounds, fairly good shape. Bright red hair and green eyes gave away his Irish heritage. He took a seat at one of the smaller tables - there were several in the back of the room obviously designed for people of Rykela's size, not his - and drummed his fingers on the table, thinking about the dragoness. The smell of musk was strong in the air, even in the backroom, and he flinched as he realized his cock was rock hard. Then he blushed - had the dragoness seen the bulge? Well, whatever. It was likely shi wouldn't care. In fact, shi probably would have been flattered.

"Hello! Here's your tart!"

A light, sing-song voice came from behind and a white-feathered hand slipped a plate in front of him with the strawberry tart in the center. The tart was a good size, larger than he'd thought, but then, he'd been distracted by even bigger things when he'd ordered.

"And feel free to drink as much as you like!"

A solid slab of cock at least three feet long thudded down onto the table next to Arini's plate, splattering the tabletop with a few ropes of sticky white seed. The shaft pulsed, hard and fat, obviously in the later stages of arousal. Arini leaned back, staring, transfixed, at the size of the erection.

He turned his gaze after a few long moments of staring at the thick veins running up and down the ponderously large shaft to see a seven-foot cockatoo standing beside his chair. He had to lean back to see hir face past hir outstanding breasts. Shi wasn't nearly as tall as Rykela, so in a way, and especially up close, hir chest seemed almost larger. Perspective is funny that way. The cockatoo wore an apron similar to Rykela's. It hugged hir chest, though also like Rykela's it did a poor job of covering hir up. Two hard, fat nipples protruded over the top, both leaking quite a lot of milk. The milk was a faint pink color, like a strawberry milkshake. Hir cock was white, like the rest of hir body, from the tall crest atop hir head, down hir broad shoulders, over hir narrow waist, and across hir broad hips. The feathers pointed downwards for the most part, though some of the fluffier, downier feathers nestled in hir cleavage pointed in different directions.

As shi lifted hir arms, Arini noticed the bird's underfeathers were painted pale pink, giving the otherwise all-white bird a bit of color. The cockatoo's beak was white, even. The crest on top of hir head lifted as shi grinned down at the human, both hands on hir breasts, showing them off. The crest had red, green, and blue ribbons twined throughout, giving it a colorful and festive look.

"So, would you prefer a drink from the right or the left? I'm told the left is slightly sweeter," the cockatoo said. "Or there's option number three. It's a little thicker, but even sweeter, I'm told. Well, and I know from personal experience!"

The cockatoo giggled, a high-pitched flute-like trill. Hir cock throbbed and trembled; cum rolled out of the tip towards the edge of the table and fell from the edge like a waterfall. As hir foreskin peeled back, Arini noticed hir cockhead was the bright pink of a strawberry lollipop, a startling contrast to the pale skin of the rest of hir shaft. It actually looked kind of yummy...

Arini stared at it for several moments, shocked still, until the cockatoo's feathers waved in front of his face.

"Still with us?" shi asked, giggling again in that trill-like way.

"Uh... yeah. Sorry! Sorry," Arini said, turning his attention to his tart. His eyes kept darting towards the huge white cock - no, more like a very, very pale pink - that constantly drizzled. His eyes almost watered as a blast of thick musk hit him. The bird's scent was intoxicatingly rich and sweet. It also smelled faintly of berries - strawberry, raspberry, and a hint of peach.

He reluctantly picked up the tart and took a bite. Then another. He turned to the cockatoo, crumbs on his lips, astonished.

"This is amazing!"

The cockatoo giggled again, which caused hir massive chest to jiggle. Arini realized his cock was jerking and throbbing in his pants like never before, but the dessert was so delicious he actually didn't care.

"Best pastries in the tri-state area! Maybe further!"

"I can believe it. You look so happy! Wow!"

Arini picked up the tart again and took another bite. Before long, he'd eaten nearly half. Though it was delicious, he was thirsty, and the waitress was still standing there, leaking and dribbling.

"Uh... could I get a glass of milk?" he asked shyly.

"Ah, hun... that's no fun!" the cockatoo said, beak clicking with disappointment. "You _sure_you don't want a taste? I promise you won't be disappointed!"

The tall bird's beak clicked again and shi whistled encouragingly, even leaning down to push hir fat nipples closer to Arini's face.

Arini was conflicted. Obviously shi didn't mind if he indulged. She seemed to want him to indulge, in fact. So maybe it'd be okay. It was on the house, after all.

Tentatively, he reached up with a hand. Shi leaned in closer, cooing at him, and closed hir eyes as his fingers wrapped around the thick nub. He leaned forward and opened his mouth as he squeezed and was rewarded with a strong blast of milk - so much he had to pull away. Milk ran down his chin and over his shirt as he coughed.

"_Oh, my!_Careful with that!" the bird said, giggling again.

Shi was delicious. As good as the tart. Shi tasted fresh, creamy, faintly of berries.

"Amazing," Arini muttered, leaning in for another taste. This time, he placed his mouth directly on the bird's nub and suckled. The flow was easier to control this time and he drank deeply, enjoying the luxuriously rich and thick frothiness of the bird's breast milk. It was warm and bubbly... drinking it was rather soothing. The scent of musk in the air grew even stronger and hir cock lifted off the table a few inches, jerking upwards, before falling back down with a thwap. More cum shot from the tip and Arini closed his eyes. The right tit was amazing, but after a few more suckles, he decided to try the left.

The waitress turned hir chest, helping him reach the massive breast more easily. Shi cooed again as his muzzle closed around the teat. He shivered with pleasure as he tasted - shi was right, the left was sweeter.

Which meant hir cock would be sweeter still. His own erection throbbed in his pants, angrily excited, too hard to be pent up, but there was no way he could pull it out right in front of hir, despite his desire to. He contented himself with a few more suckles, deep mouthfuls of warm, savory cream.

"Ahhh... delicious," he said, leaning back in his seat. The cockatoo's beak clicked.

"Thanks, hun."

Arini devoured the rest of his tart and used a napkin to wipe extra milk and crumbs from his face. The cockatoo's beak clicked as he reached out and slid his hand over hir fat white length.

"Dessert?" he asked.

"_Everything_we have is dessert!" shi replied.

Arini stood and moved closer to hir. Shi smiled and reached down, hefting hir massive testicles. Arini hadn't noticed them, as shi was standing slightly to the side, but they were massive. He reached for them, feeling their weight, and groaned with desire as hir cock pushed into his chest. Cum ran down his shirt, but he didn't care. This was too amazing to pass up.

The bird's feathery touch stroked the back of his head as he lowered his face over hir tip, stretching his mouth as wide as he could. He couldn't fit in much more than the tip - hir cockhead was nearly the size of an apple - but that was enough for him to taste hir constant flow of thick white seed. And what a taste... he nearly fell forward as the deliciousness washed over his tongue. The scent of hir musk strangled his nose, making his eyes water with its strength. But it was a good smell, strong and male, at the same time sweet. His hands went down hir length, stroking slowly, as shi cooed at him appreciatively.

"Mmm... I _love_earning my tips the fun way," shi gasped.

Arini closed his eyes as he suckled on hir tip, drinking deep of hir seed as his face flushed with arousal and warmth. His belly vibrated and he reached for it, patting it, trying to still the rumbling. Only what he felt wasn't his belly.

He popped his mouth off the cockatoo's massive three-foot erection and looked down at his shirt. Brilliant orange feathers protruded from in between the buttons on his shirt. The same for his wrists. He felt his face and stroked the downy feathers there, presumably the same color. There were more feathers a moment later, brighter yellow, along his upper chest.

"What..."

"Oh, lucky you!" the cockatoo said, voice warbling with pleasure. "Not everyone reacts the same way..."

"Reacts? I'm... I'm changing?"

"I'll say!"

Arini moaned as his shirt expanded outwards. It wasn't just the feathers pushing, however, but his flesh itself. He pressed his hands against his rapidly growing breasts and shivered as his nipples tensed. More feathers came in, quicker and quicker. First the downy under layer, than the brilliant upper layer. He watched as the bright yellow around his upper chest faded to the orange over his stomach, then twisted around to see tail feathers pushing his tucked-in shirt out. It felt soft and itchy, as if he'd put on a wool sweater.

He was growing quickly. Very, very quickly. Soon talons pierced his shoes and he kicked them away as his cock pulsed, painting the inside of his now very tight slacks white. Cum bubbled through the seams of the fabric and pooled in the folds of his pants. The relief of that immense orgasm felt amazing, relaxing him and making him feel as if he were floating through the air. He closed his jaw, shuddering, humming under his breath. As his nose merged with his lips and hardened into a black beak, the humming turned into a warble, then a full-throated whistle. Feathers replaced hair on top of his head as his breasts grew in fuller, popping buttons off of his shirt until the fabric opened up, revealing deep and luxurious cleavage, all of it fiery orange and yellow.

The cockatoo pulled his beak towards hir breasts. He used his tongue to tease them, lapping at the milk as it spurted out easily. His breasts continued to grow in and he grew taller. There was a rip and he gasped as his pants tore at the seams before falling away, revealing a vastly grown maleness that continued to spurt and squirt long ropes of cum all over the table and floor. It was long, well over two feet, and growing quickly as it rose into the air. Arini warbled again, shuddering with pleasure, as he realized he wasn't quite male anymore.

The cockatoo crowded him, shoving full breasts against hir, using hir feathered hands to pull the other bird in tightly. Their beaks met for a slightly awkward kiss - mostly tongue - as their cocks rubbed together between them, cumming and cumming without end. The cockatoo's hands kept them rubbing together as they gushed and Arini groaned with lust and delight. The sharp scent of musk grew stronger as hir nostrils changed, becoming more sensitive to the smells of hir fellow avian.

The waitress clicked hir beak and pushed away a little before turning around and hiking up hir tail feathers, revealing a moist and tight-looking pussy. Desire flooded Arini as hir transformation continued. Hir cock surged forward as shi moved to take the avian. Shi couldn't help the speed with which shi plunged into the cockatoo -the fiery desire in the orange and yellow parrot was too strong. Feathered hands groped and grasped at the cockatoo's wide, plump hips and even delivered a few playful smacks to the white bird's bottom as shi stuffed hir shaft inside. The cockatoo's pussy was hot and wet, feeling even better than it had looked. It milked hir shaft tightly and Arini humped forward heavily, driving it in fully with a few fluid thrusts. Shi couldn't wait, not with this beautiful creature so willing! Shi could still taste the bird's cum and milk on hir tongue, the flavors so sweet shi wanted to squeal aloud.

"Ooh, my! Yes!"

Arini clicked hir beak happily as shi felt hir cock surge forward, still growing longer, thicker, harder, until it reached its full three-foot length. With all thirty-six inches deep inside the cockatoo, Arini was sure shi'd never felt anything quite so pleasurable. Hir fingers tightened on the bird's hips as shi thrust madly, humping in a fervor of lust and pleasure. Hir hands reached around, cupping the cockatoo's breasts and pulling hir up to a standing position. The white bird squawked as Arini transferred a hand to hir cock, massaging it firmly; the other remained on a fat teat, milking it. Fluids poured from the cockatoo, splattering onto the hardwood floor beneath them. Even more cum pumped from Arini's massive testicles directly into the cockatoo's greedy wet pussy, which trembled and squeezed down on the red and orange parrot with surprising force. Shi was definitely in heat.

A surge of pleasure erupted inside the sun conure. Arini's voice, now higher-pitched and with a definite musical lilt, let loose several choice expletives as hir first _real_orgasm hit. Hir nipples soaked down the cockatoo's backside and tail feathers with milk as shi came harder than shi thought possible, both hir sexes erupting like geysers. Hir cock pumped, pulsing madly, each time erupting with another thick load of cum, gallons upon gallons, all of it streaming from hir massive testicles, which hung down just past hir bony bird-like knees.

Shi was still mid-orgasm when the cockatoo pulled away. They both moaned as Arini was freed. Hir cock shot ropes of seed across the other bird's thick rump, the gooey fluids mixing with the cockatoo's steaming pussyjuices and reminding Arini of a strawberry milkshake.

"Now it's my turn... I'm glad you finally listened to my texts!"

As the cockatoo turned and shoved Arini onto hir back on the table, the parrot's beak fell open.

"P... Piper?"

The cockatoo warbled and leaned over, cock slipping forward, nudging against the red and orange parrot's virgin pussy and painting it with a few warm ropes of seed.

"That's me! I had a glazed carrot cake and then... well, you can see what happened!"

Arini trilled as Piper shoved forward, impaling hir on more than half of hir three-foot erection. Shi was so wet there was barely any resistance at all.

"So Rykela gave me a job! I'm a waitress here now. It's great!"

Arini didn't - couldn't- respond. Shi was currently experiencing simultaneous male and female orgasms for the second time and it was making hir whole body shake. Feathers flew into the air as hir cock jerked, spraying gallon after gallon of thick cum over hir own huge tits. Piper's hand grabbed at it, pulling it up. Hir beak opened to catch some ropes and the cockatoo moaned.

"Oh, grrl, you taste so delicious! Strawberry!"

Arini realized shi did taste like that - shi had more than enough cum soaking down hir huge breasts to scoop a sample up on hir fingers.

"Unnnnnhhhhhh!"

Piper's cry of lust echoed in the otherwise empty dining room as shi came, returning the favor Arini paid hir. Hands groped at the red and orange bird's breasts, tweaking and milking the nipples. Piper was quickly rewarded with blasts of fresh, hot milk.

"Hey, Piper, I'm going to need you to check the cookies in about ten minu- oh. Well. Isn't this a nice surprise!"

Piper and Arini turned their heads to see Rykela enter the back dining room. The massive dragoness's cock was long enough to drag on the floor were it not for the simply massive set of balls draping over hir knees, which pushed hir shaft up. As shi walked, the huge length sprayed a steady stream of vanilla-scented cum across the floor.

"Well... seems you two know each other, hmm? Any friend of Piper is a friend of mine!" the dragoness said, grinning down at the two frantically humping birds.

Piper warbled as shi came again, flooding Arini for a second time. The two were simply awash with cum, their bodies plastered with each other's spunk and cream.

"Save some of that for the baking, Piper! And sugar... what's your name again?"

"A... Arini!"

"Well, Arini," Rykela said, hir lips curling into a smile as shi watched the bird's three-foot cock spraying hir tits down with wave after wave of cum, "the job is yours if you want it. Piper will show you the ropes, and I'll break you in later on, if you like. I try not to get too excited during work hours. Some people think I get too messy!"

The dragoness's shaft - which was nearly as long as Arini hirself - throbbed, spraying a particularly fat rope of cum onto the hardwood. It almost looked like someone had overturned a bathtub of cake batter.

"I'll... I'll take it!" Arini gasped. The parrot's head tipped back as Piper's tongue swept over hir nipples, licking cum and milk from them.

"Good! Well, I'll leave you two for now," the dragoness said. "Don't forget those cookies, Piper! I'll be back in an hour for the evening rush."

"Got it... Rykela," Piper said, voice coming in faint squeaks as shi humped hir formerly male friend. "No... problem!"

Rykela smiled as shi turned and walked back into the front room. The warbles and trills of the lovebirds followed hir.

Baking was so much fun...

The end.