The Night Toumal went Crazy!
Well because it's Christmas, I thought I decided to write my own parody of my most favorite Christmas song, The Night Santa Went Crazy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47DYlMYn3w
Little disclaimer, I will mention a few famous people on this website but I have nothing against them. This song was written for comedy!
Merry Christmas everyone!
On Christmas morning, SoFurry was alive, with the cute furry girls, and the cute furry guys.
When Toumal busted in, and scared everyone to death
He had a chainsaw in his hands; and cheap bourbon on his breath.
From his head to his tail, he had bullets and ammo;
Like big fat psychopathic, orca Rambo.
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eyes;
"Merry Christmas to all, NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
The night Toumal went crazy! The night Toumal went bad
Realized he was getting the raw deal.
Something finally must've snapped in his head.
Well Sofurry is gone now, he burnt it with napalm
He was acting so crazy, you can't even face palm.
And he tied up his users, and he held the furs hostage.
And he ground up Leilani into Otter sausage!
He shot Gruffy and Firetail, with a .22 Ruger
And he slashed up AAcid just like Freddy Kreuger!
Then he picked up his chainsaw
And he ripped up a vixen.
Then he ate up her heart and said
"It tastes just like chicken!"
The night, Toumal went crazy, the night that orca went nuts
Now you, can't hardly walk around Sofurry
Without stepping in furry blood.
There's the US army and GSG 9
There's a truck that's from BBC news
And NATO fighters soaring around in the sky.
And the bloodshed is flying the body counts rising and everyone's dying to know
Oh Toumal why!?
My, my, my, my, my, my, my
You used to be such a happy guy.
Yes Virginia, now poor Toumal is dead
A US Navy SEAL team blew a hole in his head.
Hey little furries, don't you cry no more tears.
We'll all remember this event for many many more years.
But now Moonblood's in therapy and KiDra is nervous
And the furries got jobs working for the postal service.
And Rukis on FA she's on the phone every night,
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights!
They're talking about...
The night, Toumal went crazy! The night that poor orca flipped.
Broke his back for some, beer and sushi,
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gibbed.
The night, Toumal went crazy! The night Toumal went insane!
Realized he was getting the wrong deal, something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Something finally must of snapped....
In his brain.