3 - That's no pussy, that's my wife

Story by Quillhog on SoFurry

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#6 of BnM

Is it just another day in another neighborhood? Written 2013.


"Hey, wait up!" Mutt hurried to catch up as his porcupine friend was leaving without him.

"What were you thinking?" the prickly pal gave the fox a sharp glare as he bounced up beside him.

"What do you mean?" he stuffed the last bite of a roll into his mouth.

Billy looked back and saw two customers telling the manager that they saw the fox take food from their plate. "I mean it may be time to run again." He gave the fox a shove and quickened his pace.

Mutt jogged to catch up and easily stayed beside his short legged friend. "Exercise is good, right?"

Billy looked behind again to see the manager chasing them while talking on his phone, "but jail is not." He started running as best as his legs could manage.

"He wouldn't send us to jail for one bun, would he?" Easily jogging beside the scurrying porcupine.

"Its his principle."

"But I was hungry."

"I've told you to wait until they leave the table. Most of the guys that clean up don't care."

"But they had paid and were getting up."

"But they saw you take it and they had just paid for it." He looked behind again and the manager was talking to a Guardian. He pushed a little harder.

At the next door, an orange cat was peeking out and waved them inside. She shut the door, then shooed them down the hall to the kitchen. They all looked at each other expectantly, then there was a hard knock on the door.

The cat told them to be quiet, then answered the door.

"Where are they?" The manager tried to push his way in, but she put her paw on his chest and held him out, giving him a sour look. "We saw those two kids come in here. They're thieves and need to be brought to justice."

"What did they steal?" The cat was not fazed by his urgency.

"The fox took a roll from my customers."

"A roll? And how much is that worth?"

"That's not the point. They didn't pay for it."

The cat pulled a crumpled bill from her pocket, stuffing others back in and shoved it at the manager, "There's your roll, leave them alone."

"I'm not letting them get away with harassing my customers."

"So you're refusing payment?" She glanced at the officer who was looking rather annoyed.

He snatched the bill from her paw, "They still need to be arrested. We can't have vagrants stealing from paying customers."

"There are no vagrants here and you are harassing me."

"Come along, sir, and leave the lady alone." The officer took the managers arm and tried to lead him away, but he yanked it back and stuck his finger in the cat's face.

"I have a right to defend my own property!"

"But you're not on your property."

"Come on, sir, leave her alone." the officer tried again.

"Back off, bitch!" he shoved the uniformed collie away and tried to push past the cat again.

The feline rammed her knee into his stomach and shoved him back out the door, where the officer caught him and quickly had his wrists bound behind him.

"What are you doing? You need to arrest them, not me!"

"You assaulted a Guardian and a civilian, attempted forcible entry, made false reports, made threatening statements, harassment, shall I go on, or are you coming quietly?"

"You can't arrest me! I have a business to run!"

"Watch me," the officer swung him into a headlock and quickly had a muzzle from her belt strapped on his head before standing him up again.

"Hey, you're pretty slick with that stuff," The cat watched from her doorway with a sly grin.

"Proper training and practice. We apologize for the disturbance," she pulled the manager by the scruff and looked him sternly in the eye, "Don't we?"

He maintained his defiance and kept his nose in the air.

"There's a place waiting for him back at the station. Sorry again for the trouble."

"Oh, no trouble at all," she watched the officer's bushy tail swishing behind her pert rear and sexy legs as she led the bound restaurant manager away. "No trouble, at, all."

She closed the door and sighed, "Not a bad view, for a canine." as she walked back to the kitchen and her young guests, "So, it sounds like you're hungry. Shall I put something together for you?"

"We don't want to be any more trouble." Billy tried to be polite.

"If it were any trouble, I wouldn't have offered. I'm hungry, too. What should we have?"

"We're not picky. Anything you have to offer would be fine."

"How about some fish sticks?" She pulled a bag out of the freezer and dumped it onto a tray, "Just enough for us. I love these things." She put the tray in a small oven on the counter and set it. "Why don't you have a seat and we can talk while we wait."

Billy and Mutt climbed into seats at the table and the cat sat beside Mutt.

"You are both so cute," she stroked over the fox's ear and down his neck, resting her paw on his shoulder. "You know. Would you two mind if I took these clothes off and got more comfortable?"

"Not at all. It is your house." Billy had visions of previous times women had undressed around him and was glad his lap was under the table.

She smiled and stood up, pulling off her shirt to reveal a white belly with eight perky nipples, and pushed her pants down her orange legs. She stopped to think about it then shrugged and pushed her panties down, as well, and stood by Mutt putting her paw on his shoulder again, "Oh, I'm Angie by the way, well Tangerine, but everybody just calls me Angie, so you can, too."

Billy offered his paw, "I'm Billy and this is Mutt."

She leaned forward to shake Billy's paw, then hugged Mutt's head and stroked his ears, "Are you boys going to be around long?"

"We'll hang around as long as we're welcome, but it didn't sound very good."

"Oh, don't worry about him. You're welcome here anytime."

Mutt moaned softly as she stroked his ears, his face pressed against her chest.

"Oh you like that?" She scritched around his jaw, then resumed rubbing his ears.

Billy imagined what was happening under the table, "Be careful, he ... gets attached easily."

"Oh, I wouldn't mind you two hanging around. You're polite and so cute." She bent down and kissed the fox nose.

A ding from the counter and she sprung over to get the fish. She served it up on a single plate and put it in the middle of the table.

"Tuck in." She grabbed a stick for herself and sat down.

They finished off the plate together and she rinsed it, then learned back against the counter, "Now what should we do? How about some vids?" She bounded down the hall excitedly, then looked back, "Come on." She disappeared up the stairs and the two boys followed her.

Upstairs was open with a large bed at one end and a shower at the other. The cat flopped on a sofa in the middle and pushed a button on a remote. The wall over the stairs lit up and showed a menu.

"Come on, help me pick something to watch."

Mutt hopped up beside her.

"I still like cartoons, but there's action and fantasy and comedy. What looks good to you?" She flipped through images of movie posters.

"What's that one?"

"I like that one." It showed a muscular tomcat holding a lady cat up by hugging her legs with one arm and they both were pointing guns in opposite directions while something exploded behind them. She picked it then put down the remote and pulled the fox close. "Hey, you can sit down, too."

"I don't want to mess up your furniture."

"Well," she looked around, then pointed, "there's a stool over by the bed. Just bring it over."

He did and the movie got started.

About halfway through it started to quiet down and the cats in the movie started to get romantic. Angie's paws started to roam. One found his ears to rub, while the other slid down between his legs and toyed with his balls.

Mutt reacted quickly to her attentions and his erection grew firm as he hugged her thigh.

She spied it and the movie was forgotten. She pushed her leg under him, forcing the fox to roll over it and land with his face in her crotch.

Mutt knew just what to do as he smelled her strong scent. He wiggled his nose against her vulva and pushed his tongue deep inside her. She gasped and stroked his ears as he quickly found the good spots.

Billy looked down as he realized the movie was getting him excited and quickly covered his erection, then looked over to see if he got caught and saw Mutt with his muzzle buried in the cat's lap and his bushy fox tail waving around above his raised butt. Angie was rubbing his ears and enjoying it, so he realized everything was okay and Mutt might finally get some. He turned towards them with his legs spread and started stroking himself while he watched them instead of the movie.

Angie noticed the penis was ready for her and she reached out to wrap her paw around it. She gently pulled him closer and he stood up. She licked her lips and quickly took his erection into her mouth. She moaned around his shaft as Mutt lapped and probed between her legs with his fantastic tongue. Soon she shook with her first orgasm, squirting on the fox's muzzle and driving him to lick for more.

Billy was nearing a climax of his own from her oral stimulations, when she suddenly pushed Mutt back on his tail and pounced his crotch. She hungrily took his pointy red erection into her mouth and sucked it firmly, leaving her backside invitingly in the air with her tail off to the side. The porcupine needed no further encouragement and mounted her without hesitation. His quills rattled behind him as he thrust into the horny orange cat, receiving pleasured low mrowls in response. Soon he felt squeezing and pulsing around his throbbing erection as she experienced another orgasm. The sensation gave him his own and he began squirting his porcupine seed deep inside her.

Mutt whimpered as the cat sucked hard on his stiffy until he released spurts of his fox cum into her mouth with a happy sigh. He rubbed her ears as he smiled and closed his eyes.

Angie licked the fox's red shaft clean and smiled as he looked happily asleep, then looked over her shoulder at the grinning porcupine behind her, "Looks like we missed the end of the movie."

"I like our end better."

"Me, too. Want to get out of me now?"

"Oh," Billy leaned back and let his penis slide out of her.

The cat scowled as a drip of his cum landed on the sofa cushion. She lifted her leg, putting her foot on the porcupine's chest and bent down to lick herself clean.

Billy felt very confused with the position, but started to rub her foot.

She snatched it away and swung her leg down to the floor, then licked the spot off the sofa as best she could and turned to lick Billy's crotch clean. When she was done, she placed a claw under the head and looked up at him with a taunting smile.

Billy nervously held very still, watching her.

She enjoyed his worried expression, then stepped away to stretch, flexing and moving every muscle she could, "I'm hungry. You want something?" She bounded around the rail and down the stairs, leaving a very confused porcupine with his sleeping fox friend.

Billy was starting to think they had made a mistake and it might be time to leave. He stepped over and tried to wake Mutt.

"No, its my turn. I don't wanna sleep."

"Its not time to sleep, its time to wake up and go."

"I don' wanna go. I want my turn."

"Later."

Mutt opened his eyes and looked around, "It wasn't a dream? Where's Angie?"

"She went for food. We should take our chance and get out of here."

"Why? I like food and she knows how to make me feel good. I want my turn to put my stiffy inside her."

"No you don't. We need to get out of here before we lose our stiffies."

"She wouldn't do that."

"How long have you known her?"

"Does she turn into a monster at night or something?"

"I don't want to stick around to find out."

"Oh," Mutt pictured Angie with grotesque distortions and sharp, venomous fangs and claws. "I guess we should go."

The door opened downstairs and a squeal ran down the hall, "Ladeeeeee."

"Well, you're in a good mood. Making chicken nuggets for dinner?"

"Just a snack."

"That's quite a snack. Planning on putting on a belly?"

"I've got friends."

"Friends?"

"Yep," Angie came bounding up the stairs with a grin on her face.

Soon, white ears appeared on a white head coming up the stairs. The pure white, long-haired cat climbed all the way up before looking back to see Angie's 'friends' "They're male."

"Yep and they watched Far Gone with me."

She turned around, nose to nose with the orange cat, "You have males in my house."

"I had to help them."

She sniffed the air, "You helped yourself, didn't you?"

She ran around behind Mutt and rubbed his ears, "You should feel what this one can do with his tongue."

"You fooled around with these guys?"

"You knew I'm bi when you married me."

"I married you because you said I was the only one you wanted. Now you want them and I'm not good enough?"

"No, Ladee. I can share."

The white cat stormed forward with her eyes fixed on Angie and pointed at Mutt's risen erection, "I don't want THAT! And don't call me that when I'm mad at you."

Angie drooped, "Yes, Yolanda. I'm sorry," she walked around Mutt, sliding her paw down his chest and belly to wrap it around his erection and turned nose to nose with her wife. She held it tauntingly under the base of her tail and smiled, "Can I have just one more ride?"

The white cat looked annoyed and sighed, seeming almost ready to acquiesce, "No!"

"You really should try it," she rubbed the tip between her wet lips.

"Do you want to leave with them? I said not in my house."

The orange cat shrugged and slid her paw off the end of the fox's red shaft.

"You need to get cleaned off; I'm not touching you until you do. _You_need to get out. Who the hell are you? I don't care. Get out." She moved to the top of the stairs and watched as they all went where they were told.

Billy glanced back and saw Angie wave to him from around the translucent wall for the shower, then herded Mutt out the door.