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This guide focuses on the fascinating, gigantically-busty men of Azeroth, who I like to call 'Bustymen'. I've collected these notes over the course of my life studying these men, assembling tactics in how to deal with the unique abilities these men are granted by their mammoth assets. This guide is to be used in conjunction with more 'mainstream' tactics guides. - Jerek Stormblade

Twin Emperors

The busty brothers Vek'lor and Vek'nilash are known as the Twin Emperors. They rule over the qiraji from their labyrinthine sanctuary, the Temple of Ahn'Qiraj. Legend goes it was their astounding assets that secured them their position; I can't confirm these facts, but I would certainly be happy serving under them. - Jerek

The emperors share the same health pool.

Heal Brother - Whenever the twins get within 60 yards of one another, they will repeatedly heal each other for 5% of their maximum health per cast. The heals will also cause their tremendous assets to grow in size, granting them 'Resolve of the Emperors', a stackable buff that lasts for 20 seconds. The raid is therefore expected to keep them away from each other.

I know it may be tempting, but please, do keep them apart - Jerek

Resolve of the Emperors - As the powerful healing magic gathers in their busts, the twins are invigorated, boosting their damage dealt by 10% per stack.

Heavy Hands of the Emperors - After reaching 20% health, the twins ignore the raid, quickly walking towards each other and roughly grabbing each other's oversized breasts, pumping healing magics directly into each other. This channelled cast in interruptible, and heals 50% of their maximum health over 30 seconds as well as gradually increasing the size of their breasts. If the full duration is successful, they both unleash 'Royal Deluge', resetting the encounter. The raid is expected to dps through the healing, and kill them before the 30 seconds is over.

Royal Deluge - If 'Heavy Hands of the Emperors' is allowed to heal for it's full duration, the emperors breasts will reach such a size that they'll unleash a flood of milk that will crash through the room. The entire raid will be swept up and removed from room, resetting the encounter.

I can't tell you how many times I was forcibly removed from their room this way. That said, it certainly wasn't an unpleasant experience - Jerek

Illidan

After draining vast amounts of demonic energies, and being considered an outcast amongst his people, Illidan fled to Outland, and ultimately became the ruler of his own demonic army, the Illidari. Draining so much demonic magic had an unusual effect on Illidan, causing him to develop a gargantuan pair of breasts. Containing immense amounts of fel magic though, Illidan is quite content with them. If only I could spur on such an effect - Jerek

Ample Fel Energies - Illidan begins the fight with 5 stacks of 'Ample Fel Energies', granting him 10% increased haste per stack. Illidan generates an additional stack every 10 seconds. The raid is expected to have two raid members in melee range of Illidan 'drain' this fel magic out of his behemoth bosom. Unfortunately, this process only removes 2 stacks at a time, and those who drain it are coated in the fel-infused milk, giving them the 'Soaked' debuff for 90 seconds. preventing them from draining them again for 90 seconds, increasing their damage dealt by 10%, and slowing their movement speed by 20%.

Soaked - This debuff prevents the target from draining Illidan's massive breasts, increases their damage dealt by 10%, and slows their movement speed by 20%. Lasts 90 seconds.

Needless to say, I was first in line for draining duty - Jerek

Flying Phase

Fel 'Missile' - During his flying phase, Illidan will periodically unload large amounts of his fel-infused milk, causing damage in a 20 yard range of the target, and leaving behind a 'Fel Pool'. 3 second cooldown.

Fel Pool - Standing in a Fel Pool will increase the raid member's haste by 10%, but will periodically deal damage to them. This effect stacks upto 5 times, both the haste and damage effect. I've found the magic number to be 3 or 4 stacks, depending on your healers. Lasts 45 seconds.

That said, the idea of standing in an oversized night elf's milk often had me getting to five, the healers didn't like me - Jerek

Prince Malchezaar

Atop the ivory tower of Karazhan, this eredar lord plots and plans, but to what end? I've never learnt. His immense size and musculature is enough to draw one's interest, but it's the sheer size of his breasts that keep you hooked - Jerek

Arousal - The central mechanic of this encounter is the Arousal bar. Each of the Prince's breast-based abilities increases the target's arousal, and if the arousal bar reaches full, 100, the target receives the 'Servant of the Prince', debuff.

Servant of the Prince - This debuff increases the target's health and damage dealt by 300%, but causes one to lose their mind, blindly attacking their fellow raid members. If the Prince is below 50% health, the target will use 'Rejuvenating Drink' on Malchezaar.

Rejuvenating Drink - The raid member will immediately run upto the Prince and latch onto one of his huge teats, suckling desperately. This grants the Prince the 'Freshly Milked' buff, as well as granting the raid member the 'Eredar Dairy' buff. These buffs stack, and 2 raid members can be using this skill at a time. Channelled, lasts 5 seconds. Increasing every raid member's Arousal by 10. 20 second cooldown.

I may or may not have purposefully ignored my Arousal gauge so I could use this - Jerek

Freshly Milked - The satisfaction of being suckled by a feeble mortal raises morale, increasing Haste by 10%, and healing 1% maximum health per second. Lasts 1 Min.

Eredar Dairy - Reduces damage taken by 10%, and heals 2% maximum health per second. Lasts 1 Min.

I remember one particular attempt where I ended up with 10 stacks of this! Ah, what an evening that was - Jerek

Chest Clobber - The Prince clobbers the target with his monumental mammaries, causing a large amount of damage, and increasing Arousal by 20. 10 second cooldown.

I swear the tanks made no attempt to dodge this - Jerek

Milk Shot - Fires a precise shot of thick cream at a random raid member, causing moderate damage, and knocking the target down, essentially stunning them for 5 seconds. Increases Arousal by 15. 5 second cooldown.

Milk Barrage - Below 50% health, this replaces Malchezaar's Milk Shot, choosing 5 random raid members to target instead of 1. 10 second cooldown.

Princely Tease - Malchezaar grabs at his colossal tits, squeezing them and waving them about for the raid, moaning lewdly all the while. Increases the raid's arousal by 30. 45 second cooldown.

Will demons stop at nothing to conquer humanity? Well, I suppose I can't complain... - Jerek

Alluring Enrage - After 5 minutes, Prince Malchezaar draws upon the dark energies of Netherspace, greatly increasing his size and increasing the amount of arousal he inflicts by all his abilities by 300%.

'Focus' - In order to empty your Arousal meter, one must move out of line-of-sight from all raid members, and use this unique ability. Channelled, 8 second cast time.

One must not underestimate mortal ingenuity - Jerek

Ragnaros

The Firelord, supreme ruler over the plane of Fire. An immense size, and made up entirely of flames, certainly an intimidating sight. Despite all this though, he has what appears to be a gargantuan pair of breasts, don't let it distract you though, they're deadly - Jerek

Peaks of Inferno - Burns the target with the Firelord's exceptionally-hot nipples, giving them the 'Charred' debuff. 30 second cooldown.

I told you as much, those things are -deadly- - Jerek

Charred - Deals strong damage-over-time, as well as increasing the target's fire damage taken by 20%. The tanks should 'juggle' the boss to avoid tanking with this up.

Don't try and get a taste, take it from experience - Jerek

Summon Lava Minion - Throughout the fight, Ragnaros will 'summon' lava minions, by squeezing his goliath breasts and toying with his massive nipples. These adds should be nuked down quickly.

Watching an elemental lord shooting minions from his teats was an...interesting experience - Jerek

Enrage - Flood of the Firelord - During the encounter, Ragnaros' already-humongous rack will steadily increase in size. As well as having the negative effect of eventually obscuring the raid's vision, if the raid allows them to reach a truly titanic size, they'll unleash a torrent of lava, filling the entire area in moments and wiping the raid.

It also has the negative effect of raid members being unable to look anywhere but those glorious mountains of fire - Jerek

Kil'jaeden

One of the most powerful demons in all of existence, and one of the leaders of the Burning Legion. His servants have been long trying to summon him into Azeroth, and at last it seems they've succeeded, well, half-succeeded. Thankfully it's my favourite half - Jerek

Demonic Radiance - During the encounter, Kil'jaeden will siphon the Sunwell's remaining energies from Anveena, boosting his power and increasing his size. Every 30 seconds he'll gain a stack of Demonic Radiance, which will increase his damage dealt by 10%, and reduces his damage taken by 5%. If he reaches 10 stacks of this buff, he'll burst through fully into Azeroth and instantly wipe the raid.

As if those things needed to be any bigger - Jerek

Kil'jaeden's Debilitating Control - Every 20% of health he loses, he'll cast this on two random raid members. The targets will be mind-controlled and channel their life energy into him, healing him 1% of his maximum health per second, each. The raid is expected to either CC them until the effect expires, or kill them. Lasts 20 seconds.

Deceiver's Envelopment - Kil'jaeden will periodically use his dark magics to grip a random raid member and throw them between his gigantic breasts, grabbing the outer slopes of those mammoth jugs and squashing them tightly between them, dealing severe damage to them. Healers are expected to spam heal those deep in his cleavage. 40 second cooldown. Lasts 8 seconds.

If I was able to choose how I'd ultimately leave this world, this would be high on my list - Jerek

Wandering Eye - Due to his immense size, the tanks will ultimately be 'tanking' his mountainous bust. Every 10 seconds spent tanking him, the tank will receive a stack of Wandering Eye, reducing their chance to hit by 10%. The tanks are expected to 'juggle' the boss, to allow this to tick off.

It wasn't uncommon for our tanks to just toss aside their weapon and shield and worship those expansive globes - Jerek