(BLURB) Naughty Story Blurb!

Story by Mitsozuka on SoFurry

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I wrote this a while back on Tumblr, just as a fun little NSFW story blurb, and now I figured I'll share it with you guys!

I edited it from the version on tumblr juuuuust a little, specifically for here and inkbunny.

Man, older sisters are SUCH a drag!


It had been a hell of a hot, sticky summer day, and Ricky had been sweating long enough he thought. The 10-year-old mouse ran into his room, shut the door, and threw off all his clothes except for his undershirt.Feeling better already, he laid down on the floor, turned on his TV and favorite video game, and idly lost himself in the experience.

Jacqueline, Ricky's five-year-older sister, got home a lot earlier than she expected from the beach, since it had started thundering and everyone bailed out. She knew nobody else was supposed to be home, so when she heard noise coming from her brother's room, she went and cracked his door open quietly. She had to cover her mouth when she saw her brother, bottomless and splayed out on the floor before her... most importantly, she could see his balls! Just lying there on the carpet between his legs, round and floppy as you please!

She knew her brother had been told not to lay around the house naked before, so she decided to teach him a lesson by herself. She went to their father's office and grabbed his thick, wooden yard stick, the one with the metal endpieces, and crept back to his room. She quietly opened the door, carefully gripped the yardstick with both her hands, pulled it back over her head, and then...

*THWACK!*

"AWWWWRGH!!" Ricky cried out in agony, flopping like a fish for a moment and desperately trying to clutch his thrashed balls. "BAWWWWWLLLLSS!" He wailed loudly, his voice pitched higher than normal.

"You deserve it, stupid! You've been told a dozen times not to lay around the house naked! So get your dumb ass dressed before I get back from the bathroom or you're REALLY in for it!" She shook the yardstick at him meaningfully.

Ten minutes saw Ricky back in his boxers and gym shorts, and his sister back in his room, shaking her head disapprovingly.

"Honestly Ricky, why must you always want to learn this the hard way? Just use your window AC!"

"Fine, fine..." Ricky muttered, rubbing his aching nuts a little as he stood up and went to turn on his AC. He relaxed in the air flow for a moment, letting the cool wash over his fur, until his sister tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around with a 'What' on his lips, but before he could say anything...

*THUD*

"AWWWWW, GOD!" Ricky hollered pathetically, clutching his crushed testicles and falling back to the floor. His sister stood back, and started walking away, happy as a pig in slop that she'd nailed her stupid brother with such a great knee, as Ricky caterwauled behind her. "MY FUCKIN' BAAAWWWWWwwwwwlllllsss...!"

"Stupid boy. Never turn your back on me!"

TEH EDN