(song.parody) "Kicking Furries"

Story by Lon3Wolf65 on SoFurry

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#1 of Song Parodies

Yep! This is harder than I remember it being! I remember just pumping these out one after another, but this bugger...

Anyways, the original song is "Hey Sexy Lady" by Shaggy. And if you haven't heard that song, the link to this catchy-as-hell song is right...........HERE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR-VRztw5E

(FurAffinity post: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11753830/)


[talking] Waggin', arts, Who would hate it? Not real sure. It's Kerl Eastie and I'm gonna jump back Yeah! We're furry!!

[singing chorus (Kerl)] Hey, kickin' furries, it's time to go Pump up le bass and, let's rock the shooooowww!!! (Hoo!) E'erybody's ravin' (they're all), shaking the floor In the only fandom, that howls and roooaaarrs!!

[rapping] Ooh, when the bass starts thumpin', everyone's jumpin', there is somthin' Makes me feel right at home, while we rule the internet on our throne To describe us there is nothin', yet we don?t care cause we?re barkin' To the beat of a different drum, and while others sit around and drink their rum Hating, trolling, always something, they don't know what they are killing I'd forgive them if they gave me the chance, but they just continue the attack So I'm gonna bring it to the chorus, and join everybody while they chant;

[singing chorus (Kerl)] Hey, kickin' furries, (Yeah!) it's time to go Pump up le bass and, (Eah!) let's rock the shooooowww!!!! (Whoa) E'erybody's ravin', (They're) shaking the floor (while they thump!) In the only fandom, that howls and roooaaarrs!!

[rapping] Once upon a time not so long ago, I signed up for FA, Called myself "Lon3" As time started to flow, up to today, three years have passed, here I am, still Lon3!

[singing] Through every difficulty you were there to console me You all have saved my life and because of that I owe mine I'm living furry every single day that I'm alive And Bucktown Tiger, you are my Starfire

[singing chorus (Kerl)] Hey kickin' furries, (It is) it's time to go! (so let's) Pump up le bass and, (let's) let's rock the shoooowww!!! (wag it!) E'erybody's ravin', (we're) shaking floor In the only fandom (That!) that howls and roooaaarrrs!!!

[singing] Stomp to the beat, and wag to the beat, and turn up the bass, yeah While you and stomp and wag and pump it up, let me hear you howl and roar!

[rapping] We're so diverse yet we easily converge And as cheesy as it is, we're a huge family And when your world starts to fall, we'll break that fall! This is not a war, it's an attack. We're not fighting back. We're just trying to defend our home. Ran out of words

[singing chorus] Hey kickin' furries, it's time to go! Pump up le bass and, let's rock the shoooowww!!! E'erybody's ravin', shaking floor In the only fandom, that howls and roooaaarrrs!!!!!

Mr. Boombastic. Yeah. Why do rappers do this? This thing where they talk randomly at the beginning and end of songs? Hm Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this, and...goodbye