Family Therapy: Celestine Hentzel (and Rociel Hentzel)
#4 of Family Therapy
Celestine was due for her interview but she got nervous so Big sis' had to get dragged back into the same room and as always, Rociel never fails to make her little sister feel better.
Caution, Dirty Language ahead and some strange confessions from the Hentzel Sisters
Every year since Rociel and Celestine were ten years of age, her father has scheduled a week of the year dedicated to visiting a family therapist to help learn of any problems within the family to allow Rhyne to address them properly as well as have certain members of the household who are normally hesitant to visit a psychological professional such as Rociel or her Mother Jacklyn. Celestine enters the office as her sister ,Rociel, returns to the lobby...
Hello Ms. Hentzel, How are you today?
...
Celestine seems uncomfortable alone
How are you?
........
Would you like your sister in here with you to make you feel a bit more at ease?
Yes please....
Rociel is called back into the office then sits on the sofa next to her little sister
Sorry, she's kind of shy around people she doesn't know
That's fine, Now Celestine, How are you today?
The adolescent bunny eases her tension with her sibling close by...
Ummm...I'm Okay I guess.
Good, Now we're making progress!
Like making progress on an explanation for your girly on how you're not gay!
Ms. Hentzel!
Celestine giggles loudly at the banter between Rociel and the Therapist, blushing a little...
Now I am having a great day!
Well... Celestine, if you prefer me to call you that or would rather go by another name?
You can call me Cell... Alot of people do.
Now that your in better spirits, unlike your sister, can I ask my questions?
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Sissy! Be nice...
Wait, What did she just say? that sounded like Arabic and not the friendly kind!
??? ??? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ???? ???????
Oh, She says you like to garden flowers...
Alright, I thought she was cursing at me or something, moving on and yes I like gardening. Cell, what do you feel about having three parents?
I like it a lot, sometimes when our mommies are alone together in their bedroom; I hear a lot of 'happy noises'!
Oh boy...
How often do these 'Happy noises' happen?
Every other day, and especially a ton when Daddy is around. Sometimes when our parents our gone, Sissy makes a lot of Loud shrieking 'happy nois...
Rociel covers Celestine's mouth to prevent further divulgence of private information
Can it big mouth!
Do you know what these Noises are?
Rociel release her little sister's mouth in order for her to resume the line of questioning
Yeah we both know...
Sex!... or sissy's case, playing with her dongle!
The therapist laughs while Rociel covers her face with the palm of her hand
What do you mean your sister has a dongle?
Sissy has a big pseudophallic clitoris above her 'flower'!
For the love of Anarchy, Why don't you tell him my fucking bra size for the hell of it?...
42E...but sissy doesn't wear a bra..
I was being Hypothetical!...
What a creative little girl... and honest.
No, Sissy is creative, she can make...
Rociel reacted quickly to what she was about to blurb out
Shh!!! Don't tell him that or he'll get Gman'd away, Only those who are authorized to know, are the only ones allowed to know.
Celestine's ears perked and her eyes were wide open, rethinking what she was about to say...
Wait, What do you mean "i'll get 'Gman'd away'"?
The less you know, the better...
Hmmmph...Hmph hmpph....
Rociel released her sister's mouth once more
I have a bad feeling that I shouldn't know what she was about to say; the kind of feeling that would end me up in a non-English speaking country.
Yeah, can we get on with this Doc?
Yes, Celestine, What do feel about your sister?
I love my sissy, I really want her to get a good boyfriend soon!
Oh come on, why?
May I ask why as well?
Well, Sissy needs a boyfriend because Siria and the girls from our school are going to be walking funny for the rest of their lives if she doesn't!
Allah... please make her a mute like that Caesar guy, at least they would make a cute couple...
Who is Siria and Caesar?
Siria is Sissy's best friend that she helps out when she has 'the heat' by 'plugging in' to her and Caesar is a guy i really like...
You know how bad Siri gets when she goes into heat Cell, She turns into a Schizo Psychotic Nymphomaniac!
I'm sorry sissy, I shouldn't say that...
Ouch, Is Siria a wolf?
Yeah...
I have dated a few canine girls in my day, one almost broke my hip on a few occasions; so Rociel, How does your friend normally act off that time period.
Siri is normally quiet, and she's a good friend to me and my little sister, playing the part of the 'boy' is one of the ways I pay her back for it when she goes through her 'blood moon'.
So is there any lingering emotions from after that 'time'?
No, but she is grateful. Siria knows without me around, she'd probably would have been knocked up by some random guy off the street; her dad would be even more upset to the point there would be a murder....
So how do you two 'beat the heat'?
I go camping...
A Machine in a cushion or Siria wanting to blow off steam
Camping? How does that help?
I give sissy private time while I find a place out in the woods to set up a hammock and a fire place then imagine there is a boy with me...
Celestine is interrupted by the Therapist; she gives him a disdained look...
Ah! So you create an environment for yourself? Now, How does the eldest get past this time frame?
Yeah Err... I built a little machine inside triangular cushion that has a fleshie with a suction device and vibration unit built into it then I 'plug' myself in, turn it on, then let instinct take over....
Your father allows you to have such 'devices?
Daddy lets us if we buy them with our own money but sissy gets them for me since I can't make money the way she does. Oh, and as long as we don't show him but he is nice about it if the package comes in with our names on it then he leaves them in our hammocks.
Yeah, our dad would be a hypocrite if didn't let us have them, One time while I was cleaning our parents' bedroom, I found a huge friggin' chest full of 'toys' hidden in the closet, there was like everything in there from A to Z.
Rociel, Why didn't you tell this before in your session?
Because I didn't want you to gain any pliable information, The only reason I am telling you this now is to make my little sister feel better about her sexuality
So Cell, How does your big sister make money?
She does stuff on the internet with websites and stocks...
Good Bunny!...
Rociel, You really do participate in the stock trade?
Yes.
How much money do you make doing it?
Well, I make enough money that would pay my own college fees up to the point of Ph.D in engineering.
How are you even capable of making that much money!?!?
Using a special Quantitive analyzation algorithmic formula to predict and determine the trends in which way certain stocks will proceed utilizing various bits of information. This has to do with a bit of that "Gman'd away" thing we warned you about....
Sissy is really really smart!
Does your father know?!?
Kind of, He knows that I can pay for my own college so he can focus on paying for my little sister's future.
Do you actually have physical assets from this money?!
Yeah... but we have our Dad's friend Tyler act as a custodian until either of us reach the age of majority, Certain properties go to various relatives. He doesn't really have anything better to anyways...
Sissy bought me a nice house in California!
Really, Where?
It's kind of funny to say it but...
The sisters prepare to speak in synchronization for the name of the town
Eureka!
Eureka!
Why Eureka, California?
One, I chose it for its name because of the meaning. Two, It's right next to a state park forest. Three, It has a beach.
All my favorite places!
So Rociel, What kind of Home do you have prepared for yourself once you are out of your parent's home.
A House in Bora Bora, French Polynesia.
WHAT!?!?! Are you kidding me?
No, I bought a house in Bora Bora.
How many years have you been at the Stock Market?!
Since I was eleven years old.
How much Money do you actually have?!?!?
10 Million And rising...
Dad says I can start my own company with that kind of money.
He knows?!? Why doesn't he ask to borrow money from you?
Daddy believes in social Darwinism.
Yeah, and I am hesistant to give him money for fear of our parents making babies out the wazoo. Trust us, giving our Dad 1 million dollars would probably mean several little brothers and sisters with the next few years
Are your parents that procreative?
Daddy says that he knows secrets to successfully pass on genetics...
...Or as my mother would say, Quote: "He knows get into women's heads then get his 'head' in"
Do you feel that Fertility trait will pass on to you two?
I hope so!
Meh... I really only want one kid then I am done.
Oh My, Look at the time! We should get a move on, Ms. and Ms. Hentzel, Alright! Cell, What do you think of your mothers?
I love them lots for all they do and I know my sissy's mommy loves me too!
What do you think of your father?
I want to be like him in the way he gives a lot of love to the ones he cares for and cherishes.
Yep, Dad is one hell of a loving man, that i will certainly say and you don't have to worry 'bout telling him because he knows it.
Celestine starts to cry a from the pleasant thoughts
Wow, Simply amazing! Two children from the same father but from different mothers who live in the same household seem to have quite the bond via respect for their father. Well, Is there anything you want more in the household Cell?
I want everyone to be happy as they can be!
Your father seems quite the man of the House, Rociel...
You got to give our dad props for what he does, He works long hours earning a few thousand each month, pays the bills, sleeps with two women at the same time in the same bed, raise two teenage daughters and still makes time for the whole family together... if that's not a man, I wouldn't know what one is then.
Well, our hour's up, thanks for being so cooperative!
Celestine, with her sister beside her, walk back into the lobby to wait...