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Ronald Geza (Professor of Biology, Nobel Prize winner for outstanding discoveries in the field of genetic modification of living organisms and the creation of new species with a new amazing features as well -known for his scandalous publications of the animal with the use of project failure by humanity natural meat animals) was in deep thought in his country osobnyake.Vnezapno a loud screech experiencing the strongest orgasm mating rabbits (Professor himself wrote it down on its experienced rabbit farm, and then put the record in the electronic doorbell at home , though these sounds shocked some of his visitors, especially pious nuns from the local board of trustees , school existing at the local convent , where he read sometimes its charitable lectures on the biology of the local kids ) . hearing the pleasant sound of the door lock itself (Professor Ronald Geza was a big fan of rabbits ) , he looked up from his gloomy thoughts, and hurried to the love of the setting squealing rabbits doma.povernuv his front door lock handle and opened the door , he saw ( and immediately recognized ) his old friend, a physics professor Lawrence Fennell Nobel Prize for his discoveries in the field of nano - robotics with whom they have not seen yet from the Oxford where I studied together twenty-five years nazad.Ya almost deafened by your sexual doorbell Fennell said a smiling Lawrence * can not tell you everything I know about all the years I have it in your publications closely watching you and I know about all of your successes and challenges too. Professor Ronald Geza frowned and said he did not tell his old friend . You've probably heard about my discovery , wonderful nutritional properties of rabbit tsekotrof , I spent almost all of his Nobel Prize for the creation of a pilot rabbit tsekotrofnoy farms and small factories for the preservation and packaging of rabbit tsekotrof , I wanted to feed the whole world, kill hunger in the world. And as a result of another batch of dried rabbit tsekotrof ( probably intended to supplant already bored with all the banal chips and popcorn from the market ) with a beautiful rabbit Denny on packages ( in brand advertising I have invested a lot of money ) , almost no one is buying , and I suffer ubytki.Sushennye tsekotrofy though and look like the smell and taste of rabbit feces , but perfectly satisfy hunger ( in tsekotrofah as you 've probably heard a lot of protein and vitamins ), and they also possess properties that afrodiziaka.A for the taste and smell is easy to get used to it , I'll long and every day drinker rabbit tsekotrofy and feel great and my sexual power would envy me I mnogie.Videl your rabbits pictured smiling Fennell said Lawrence long and lean with big bellies and meat is clearly unsuitable . Of course they are not made of meat - said indignantly Ronald Geza them more humane mission , ordinary rabbits produced per ton of feed three tons of manure, and my rabbits ten times more, they almost did not sleep all the time and eat almost continuously produce manure, a large share of which ( 45 %) are valuable rabbit tsekotrofy that after the automatic cleaning and inedible rabbit droppings are sent to the factory for processing and subsequent fasovki.Da course ... all of which I already know I read your publications in scientific journals and newspapers and also read your book (quite a thick three volumes ) under the name " Rabbits and the future of mankind " - seriously Fennell said Professor Lawrence . In fact apart from a meeting with an old friend of my visit today I've got another one for you and the business and not just on your krolikov.Pomnish when we studied together at Oxford often discussed the different and sometimes wild and romantic , fairy idei.Tebe I know how and the majority of good people in the world like the legendary fairy tale characters Santa Claus , the Easter Bunny and Jack pumpkin head , we 've discussed before the idea of ??turning fairy tales into byl.Tvoi rabbits made ??me think about the Easter rabbit - which sweeps cooked dyed Easter eggs and cocoa sweets , no one saw him but many people love , we will give the world the Easter Bunny , or rather many Easter bunnies , because the world is great and Easter mnogie.Ya like to understand what you're getting your nano- robots will make my rabbits at Easter thoughtfully said Professor Ronald Geza and face it brightened , they will be able to carry Easter eggs and candy crap , my rabbits in contrast to the simple , instead of a single one cecum , there are two enlarged cecum clear one will be made ??easter eggs in other sweets, anuses rabbits will also have to increase the rabbits could safely carry a big Easter egg. : to be continued ...