Duplica's Ditto Debauchery - Volume 3: Give Me A Hand

Story by Goombario on SoFurry

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#3 of Duplica's Ditto Debauchery

Duplica's still stuck on how to fix Ditto's problem. Will spending way too much money on Pokemon DVDs help find a solution?


Duplica was at a standstill.

Does she walk into her bedroom and start trying to "fix" Ditto's "problem," or just hope it goes away on its own? Steven said he wouldn't let them back in until it was cured, so she should take care of it as soon as possible, right?

Duplica sighed and shook her head; she still couldn't do it, and was beginning to become disappointed in herself for being so hesitant to help Ditto. Going back to her laptop, Duplica started to browse once again, opening tabs for Pokemon movies. Before she knew it, she had over 20 pages for different pornography films all across her browser.

Just reading the titles of these movies was enough to make Duplica sweat; the fact that she would star in something like this was both amazing and terrifying. Would she be attractive enough? Would they sell?

As she was closing the fourth or possibly fifth page (she had lost count,) Duplica noticed a banner on the top: "Bad Dragonite products." Almost instinctively, Duplica clicked.

"P-Pokemon dildos?!"

Duplica's mouth was agape at the sight: various sex toys supposedly shaped after a Pokemon's penis. Primeape, Charizard, and of course, Dragonite: those were only 3 of the dozens of pictures on the screen.

"Wow, who in the world made these?" Duplica pondered while exploring the site. One could buy lubricant, toys, and even condoms.

With no need for condoms or lube (for now, anyway,) Duplica decided to check out the page full of sex toys:

  • A Pikachu tail-shaped vibrator for "beginners."
  • A Meowth tail vibrator for "those who wanted to blast-off during orgasm." Duplica wondered if the reference was intentional.
  • The Dragonite penis dildo, mentioned for those who wanted to "tame the dragon within them."

Duplica's jaw seemed to drop further with each new picture she saw. The website even had toys for men: Lopunny and Gardevoir "penetrable toys," Mawile "toy mouths" that looked like the Pokemon's large maw, and something called a "Little Sister Kirlia onahole."

Duplica's eyes quickly moved from her laptop screen to the nightstand next to the couch with her wallet on it. Her eyes kept running: laptop, wallet, laptop, wallet--Duplica was beginning to feel a strange urge that part of her was begging to be fulfilled. She snatched her wallet and opened it up with one hand while the other frantically moved her mouse cursor around the page.

  • Add to cart
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    • Add to cart, quantity 2
    • Add to cart

Before she noticed, the webpage's heading read "37 Items in Cart. Check out?"

Duplica frantically clicked around, inputting her address. She reached into her wallet and grabbed a "Meowth's Pay Day Bank" credit card, typing the number into the text box.

Her final total came to over $500. It came with a free gift, so that was totally worth it, right? Bills could wait. The movies would pay more than enough.

Speaking of which, Duplica thought she might as well grab some movies too--she's already using her credit card, so why not? After she finished with Bad Dragonite, she clicked on the DVD website banner ad and started to browse:

"Blastoise's Hydro Pumping" for $20.

"Haunted by my Gengar" for $30.

"Double Team Dragonite" for $40.

After hours of browsing various sex websites for more ideas, Duplica finally fell asleep on the couch with her laptop still on her lap.

Knock knock!

"Delibird Delivery here for a Ms. Imite!"

Duplica snapped awake at the sound of a man's voice. Who was he asking for? Ms. Imite?

Oh, right. Duplica decided she'd use her "porn name" for ordering just that. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Seeing that she hadn't changed clothes from the night before, Duplica was in a bit of a slight panic--she couldn't let anyone know it was her who bought that stuff! She had to think up an idea, and think it up quick.

Scanning the room, she spotted a neatly-folded pile of clothing sitting in a chair--whatever it was, it would be better than her street clothes.

"Good morning, ma'am, I'm from--DJ Mary?! Is that really you?!" greeted a rather cheerful, surprised postman. Duplica looked down at herself--without even noticing, she had thrown on the DJ Mary costume from the studio.

"Uh, yeah ... P-Pokemorning! I'm DJ Mary, yep! That's totally me!" Duplica said, giving a nervous chuckle. "I was about to plan today's broadcast!"

"I have a delivery here from ... 'Completely Legit Generic Items Incorporated.'" The man looked a bit confused, even more when Duplica hurriedly snatched the box from his grasp.

"Yeah, awesome, thanks!" Duplica slammed the door in his face.

"Wait, Ms. DJ Mary! Could I get your autograph--aw, forget it ..." the man sulked as the door was slammed--after a moment, however, he perked right up. "Hey, wait until I tell the media that DJ Mary orders things in the mail like a normal person!" the postman smiled at his brilliant idea. "I'll be rich!"

Dashing back to the living room, Duplica stripped of her Mary disguise and back to her normal clothes, tossing the garments back onto the chair. She dropped the box on the couch and tore through the packing tape and peanuts. The first thing that popped out at her was a piece of paper filled with names and numbers: the bill. Duplica's face fell as she read the amount.

"This is why I'm so strapped for cash! Needless spending!" Duplica groaned. She rolled the paper into a tube, smacking herself on the head. "Stupid, Duplica! Stupid! Stupid!" she sighed, dropping the paper to the floor. "Here I am, almost on the verge of tears for bill money, and I spend the rest of my credit card funds on por- ... p-por ... oh my goodness look at all of this porn."

Shopping sprees, costume funds, and fast food were generally where Duplica's money went outside of the occasional bill-paying. She knew it would come back to bite her at some point, and promised herself to lay off just throwing money away, yet here she was--staring at a box full of wasted money.

"I can't be down like this!" Duplica assured herself. "This is all to help Ditto! Now then ..." Duplica sat down and pulled the box to her lap, pulling various things out: bottles of lubricant, toys, DVDs, still searching for that one item. "Where's that free gift ...?" Duplica tossed packing peanuts everywhere. "Aha!"

Duplica triumphantly pulled her hand from the box, looking bright-eyed at her brand new, shiny, one-of-a-kind 10% off coupon for her next purchase!

"Wait ... IS THAT IT?!" Duplica rummaged through the box, picking it up and turning it upside down, causing a few more dildos to fall to the floor. "All that money for a stupid coupon?!"

Duplica grasped her hair in both hands, yanking on it. "Ow!" Duplica groaned in pain, releasing her grip. "I can't believe it! I buy all of this stuff and all I get is a piece of paper! I wanted some beads or something or ..." Duplica paused, listening to herself talk. Sure, she had amassed quite the collection of toys over the years, but she had never gone on a spending binge for something sexual. This was the kind of thing she told herself she wouldn't succumb to after those men asked her to be in that filthy movie!

"Ditto?"

Duplica turned, seeing a tired-looking Ditto blobbing into the room. He looked up at her, eyes half-open. "Ditto."

"I didn't mean to wake you, Ditto." Duplica apologized. Ditto nodded to acknowledged her, now looking curious at the penis-shaped objects on the floor. Ditto looked up at her. "Well, you see, I kind of bought some things online last night."

"Ditto?" Ditto's tired faced turned to one of annoyance. "Ditto?"

"Yeah, I kind of ... used the credit card. Hehe!" Duplica grinned, feigning a laugh.

Ditto glowed, jumping into the air. He transformed into a rolled-up newspaper and bopped Duplica on the head before turning back to Pokemon form as he landed.

"Ditto!" Ditto scolded.

"I'm not a Growlithe puppy, don't treat me like one!" Duplica argued.

"Ditto!" Ditto replied, now looking somewhat angry. "Ditto!"

"I bought this stuff for you! The movies will help us pay everything off!"

"Ditto?" Ditto looked at the box on the couch.

"Yeah, see?" Duplica reached into the box, pulling out a DVD case. "My Muscled Machoke! This way, you can see what a Machoke is supposed to look like down there!"

"Ditto ..." Ditto sighed. Duplica could tell her Pokemon still didn't agree with her spending.

"Oh come on, let's watch one and see what happens." Duplica picked up Ditto and placed him next to her on the couch while she looked through the DVDs in the box. "'My Muscled Machoke,' 'The Pumping Primeape,' 'Pay Day for Persian,' or 'Elesa's Sparkling Orgy?'" Duplica paused at the name of that last one, seeing a woman that looked suspiciously like the actual Elesa jerking off a very well-endowed Zebstrika.

"Ditto." Ditto answered. He used a small blob hand to point to another DVD in the box. Duplica looked at him, raising an eyebrow.

"You're some kind of kinky, Ditto." Duplica commented. "Whatever, it's all for you."

Minutes later, Duplica and Ditto both watched in awe at the act playing onscreen: A Pignite, wearing a chef's hat and apron, masturbating into a bowl of chili peppers while a nude woman cheered him on. Duplica's face wore a mix of amazement and disturb, while Ditto looked as if he'd never seen something so fantastic.

"Why did I even buy this?" Duplica picked up the DVD case from the floor, reading it while keeping an eye on the screen. 'Pignite BBQ 3: Flamethrower's Delight.' The title made absolutely no sense, and whatever fetish this movie was trying to appease, Duplica was pretty sure she didn't have it. "That's what I get for just looking at titles ..."

"Ditto ...!" Ditto's eyes never left the screen; he crawled closer when cum started to leak from the tip of Pignite's erect, orange penis. The woman grabbed one of the cum-covered peppers and took a bite of one, giving Pignite a wink while she chewed. Her face turned red moments later.

"Hot! Hot! Please, water!" The woman begged. A Poliwag ran in from off-screen and shot a stream of water into her mouth. The woman eagerly swallowed it, breathing heavily. "Thank you ..." she panted. It was at this time that Poliwag's small, blue erection appeared out of nowhere on his lower body. The little blue Pokemon leapt towards the woman and began to thrust inside of her while she pushed him closer with her right hand and teased her nipples with her left.

"I didn't know people even got off to stuff like this." Duplica commented. "What do you think, Ditto--hey, Ditto!" Duplica looked down at her Pokemon--Ditto was sporting a large, throbbing erection while watching the movie. "This is what gives you a boner? Seriously?"

"Ditto!" Ditto furiously nodded. "Ditto!"

"Well, I'm happy for you, but we're trying to fix you, not just get you up." Duplica reminded. "Can you try and transform into Pignite? You can see it right on the screen there." Duplica pointed. "Just give it a go."

"Ditto." Ditto nodded, his eyes not leaving the screen. Ditto's small body started to glow and take shape, becoming larger and rounder until a Pignite appeared before Duplica. Duplica crawled towards the pig Pokemon, peering around his body. She groaned while slapping a hand on her forehead--the correct Pokemon, but incorrect purple dick.

"Aww, c'mon Ditto, at least try!" Duplica complained. "Maybe a different movie would help."

"Pignite!" Ditto turned to her and blew a puff of flame from his snout. Duplica looked unimpressed.

"You really think I'm scared of you?" Duplica asked, raising an eyebrow. "Use Flamethrower if you think you're tough." Ditto sulked, defeated. "Now then, if you'll quit acting like a big baby, we'll try a new movie. I promise I'll let you finish this one later."

Ditto returned to his normal form, still erect and revealed to the world. He watched with interest as Duplica looked through the DVDs.

"Let's try this one!" Duplica smiled. She quickly swapped the discs, putting the Pignite movie away just as the new one started.

Soon after the opening credits ended, Duplica and Ditto watched the second film, with exchanged expressions; Ditto looked positively bored out of his mind, while Duplica couldn't take her eyes off the sex in front of her. A woman that bore a very strong resemblance to Sabrina was having sex with an Abra. The small Pokemon was grabbing her ass for balance, thrusting away at her.

"I could've sworn I've seen her somewhere before ..." Duplica thought out loud. "Oh well!"

Ditto rolled his eyes, yet continued to watch. Duplica looked over, noticing her Pokemon's mood.

"Oh Ditto, cheer up." Duplica said. Without giving it a thought, she reached over and grabbed Ditto's penis, slowly pumping her hand on him. This surprised Ditto, but he knew better than to make a sound and make Duplica realize what she was doing. "Just let me enjoy the movie, okay? If I can't get comfortable with this stuff, we'll never make any money."

Ditto nodded without a sound. He couldn't figure out how Duplica didn't know what she was doing, but looking at her showed she was getting too into the film to notice. With her free hand, Duplica was grabbing one of her breasts through her shirt, her eyes slowly closing when the pleasure overtook her. Duplica let out a quiet moan while she massaged her breast.

"Oh, yeah ... Ash, touch me ..." Duplica whispered. "Please ..." Ditto ignored the fact that she wasn't saying his name, but her hand wrapped around his now violently-throbbing purple dick was more than enough for him. For a moment, he pondered transforming into Ash, but the increasing speed of Duplica's hand made it impossible to concentrate. "Ah, Ash! Yes!" Ditto looked back at the sound of Duplica's moans--she had a hand slid into her jeans, her fingers visibly rubbing at her pussy.

"Ditto ..." Ditto muttered, turning back to the television. The Sabrina-lookalike and Abra had finished, and Sabrina was licking and sucking the head of Abra's erection to clean any leftover cum from him. The scene faded.

"Oh, yeah! Right there!" Not a minute later, Sabrina appeared again, this time with a Gengar behind her. Ditto watched with interest as the camera zoomed in on Gengar's big, erect purple penis quickly shoving into Sabrina, all while Gengar wore a big, toothy grin on his face. "Gengar, yes!" Sabrina moaned.

Ditto looked over at Duplica once more--her jeans were unzipped, revealing pink panties to her Pokemon. Duplica's hand was slid down them, her fingers pumping into her soaked folds as fast as she could. Whenever her pleasure increased, her hand on Ditto sped up as well--Ditto had been so focused on the movie he didn't realize he was already close to orgasm.

Well, might as well see what happens. Ditto slowly attempted to transform into the Gengar on the screen, taking care to not startle Duplica. Somehow, Ditto changed form without moving whatsoever. His erection was the same shade of bright purple, and his eyes closed from the pleasure his trainer was giving him.

"Gen ... gar ..." Ditto moaned. Duplica was far too into her fantasy of riding Ash to notice the change in Ditto's voice. Ditto looked down with one eye open, seeing something on him start to change as Duplica's hand sped up.

Her actions were somewhat of a blur, but Ditto was positive that as she jerked him off, his cock started to change color and shape. What was happening to him?

"Gengar!" Ditto tried to get Duplica's attention. "Gen! Gengar!"

"Oh Ash, right there! I'm gonna cum!" Duplica moaned, furiously working two fingers inside herself. "That's it! Yes! Make Misty watch us cum together!"

"Gen ... Gengar!" Ditto moaned, shooting ropes of cum as Duplica's speedy hand continued. Duplica herself was at her limit, her eyes shut tight.

"Yes! Ash!" Duplica yelled, collapsing as she hit orgasm, cum flowing all over her hand. She slowly opened her eyes, blinking and looking around. A very happy-looking Gengar stood over her.

"Ditto?" Duplica asked. "Why did you change into a Gengar?"

"Gengar!" Ditto happily replied while pointing south. Duplica followed his finger--her eyes instantly lit up. Ditto's erection was the spitting image of the Gengar's on screen that was now shooting cum all over Sabrina's face.

"Ditto, you did it! I don't know how you did it, but you did it! I'm so proud of you!" Duplica pulled the Gengar into a tight hug, both of them smiling as Ditto's still-throbbing penis rubbed between Duplica's clothed breasts. "Hey there, save it for the cameras!" Duplica teased, sticking out her tongue. Ditto looked visibly frustrated, but turned to his normal form. "We'll go see Steven tomorrow and everything will be just fine!"

"Ditto!" Ditto happily agreed. The two resumed watching the movie, now seeing Sabrina fingered in her pussy and ass by two Haunter who were cackling in amusement.

Meanwhile, in Johto's Goldenrod City ...

"To end Goldenrod News at 8, we have a special report! It appears our own DJ Mary receives very special packages in the mail, says a Kanto postman! He wasn't able to tell us what was in the package, but we at Goldenrod News have reason to believe the contents might be somewhat spicy!"

DJ Mary stared at the television, mouth agape. At the word "spicy," Mary looked down at a box on her lap filled with cum-covered peppers. "Pignite BBQ leftovers" was hastily scribbled on the side.

"How the hell did they find out?!" Mary exclaimed, taking another bite of pepper. "Damn paparazzi!"