Caring for Cumsluts: A Practical Guide

Story by AlFightsYou on SoFurry

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Anything and everything you need to know to care for your cumslut.


Congratulations on your interest in cumsluttery! You and your cumslut, whether you have obtained one yet or not, have a lot to look forward to and this guide will teach you almost anything you could possibly need to know to ensure they remain healthy and happy. If you are a cumslut yourself, get this guide to someone with a nice, heavy, productive set of balls. If you are uncertain as to whether or not you'd like to be a cumslut or have one, you would probably prefer being one, and should get this guide to someone with a nice, heavy, productive set of balls that you would thoroughly enjoy.

Cumsluts are generally easy to care for, but do require some special care most other kinds of toys/pets/slaves do not. The biggest and most obvious difference is the cumslut's insatiable need for spunk. The spooge may be delivered in any fashion- you can fuck your cumsluts, let them give blowjobs, bukkake them, get them off(if they are properly configured), or even let them enjoy a mess made in and/or on someone else. When using semen that is not fresh from the tap, whether you have purchased or stored it, it is recommended that you bring it to normal body temperature before giving it to your cumslut. Most demonic and otherwise magical spunk should maintain a desirable temperature on it's own, but be very careful with these products. Magical and infernal spunk may have a great deal of side effects that can be very hard to predict.

Your cumslut should not be deprived for more than a day, and only in the most extreme of circumstances. If you have some difficulty keeping up with your cumslut's appetite, you may want to work at increasing your output. Taking supplements, exercising and improving your fitness, cyberenhancements for your balls and carefully applied sorcery can all net substantial gains that will help you keep your cumslut happier. Moreover, if you have several, or even one particularly insatiable cumslut, it may be prudent to invite friends to help take care of them. This will provide your cumslut(s) with much needed spooge, while simultaneously letting you show them off and share an enjoyable activity with your friends. Moreover, if you do not have your own dick to use on them, either from birth or as the result of sorcery, this may be the best way to cover your cumslut(s).

Depriving your cumslut for an unreasonable amount of time can be extremely risky. A cumslut's insatiable desire for spunk can leave them desperate, and it is not uncommon for a hungry cumslut to turn the tables if they see no other way to get their fix. Moreover, many cumsluts can find themselves on a power trip, and may not recognize your authority once they've milked you dry a few times over. In many cases, this can lead to a cum guzzling dom, often referred to as a cumlord. If you become a spunkmaker, it is best to simply enjoy your fate. There is literally no force in existence that can overcome a cumslut's desire to obtain semen. With the cumslut's incredible need and constant orgasms leaving you extremely weak, attempts at resistance will be all but guaranteed to fail.

While experts agree that cumsluts absolutely must have semen in their diet to remain happy and healthy, it is ideal to provide them with normal food as well. A particularly stubborn cumslut may need some convincing, either in the form of spooge on his or her meal or the promise of a dick for dessert. The amount of normal food your cumslut will need will depend largely on how much spooge they get every day, but keeping their diet balanced will lead to a longer, healthier, happier life. If this needs to be made clear, explain to your cumslut that this will give them more years to roll around in your jizz.

All in all, caring for your cumslut is very simple. You must make sure they get plenty of spunk, in addition to normal food. Beyond that, there is very little difference between a cumslut and any other fucktoy you may have. Below is a series of tips that will further help you care for any cumsluts you may have. If you aren't sure you want any cumsluts after reading this far, you are probably a cumslut who needs to get this guide to someone with a nice, heavy, productive set of balls.

DO:

-Talk to your cumslut to find out what he/she likes. This is really basic and perhaps a bit obvious, but it helps keep everyone happy.

-Let your cumslut lick you(and your partners) clean after any given sexual encounter. You get cleaned, your cumslut gets cum.

-Let your cumslut blow pretty much every guy and herm you know. Keeping them on your junk alone won't keep their loyalty nearly as well as hooking them up with all the dicks they could ever want.

-Give them lots of praise. Cumsluts that keep hearing all about what good toys they are are happy cumsluts.

-Teach them to take their time. Many cumsluts will slurp hungrily until they get what they want, and even an experienced cumslut can be lead into a frenzy with ease. But teaching your toys to work slower and earn a bigger load will leave everyone happier.

-Make them beg for it. This helps your cumslut recognize that you are in control of their spooge supply, and many times the toy will enjoy it more than they want to admit.

-Snowball with them. They will love it and you probably will too.

-Magically animate your cum. Even if you lose control and it takes over it's still great, and your cumslut will absolutely love it.

DO NOT:

-Hit your cumslut(unless they like it).

-Deprive your cumslut. Cumsluts need their cum.

-Train your cumslut to commit crimes. If caught, they are super easily interrogated and it will come back to you.

-Expect your cumslut to not suck dicks. This is just not realistic thinking.

-Make your cumslut beg and then not deliver. Don't do that with any toy, really. That's just a douche move.

-Waste any spooge when there is a cumslut around. Even if you get off without them, let them clean it up. They will appreciate it and you will have the time to do something else.

-Do any long term(multiple days or more) denial. Cumsluts love to get off, and making them hold off will most often make for a very unhappy cumslut.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How should I discipline my cumslut?

A: This will almost never be needed, as cumsluts are typically very well behaved so long as adequate spooge is provided. However, on the odd occasion you find yourself dealing with an unruly cumslut, presenting your dick can often distract him or her from their own thoughts. Wagging it back and forth often catches their attention. Failing this, flopping it onto them, especially on their face, is sure to get their attention and help you reestablish your authority. If you do not have a dick, you may need to remind them who gets their spunk. Should these measures fail, most fucktoy supply stores offer a good selection of reasonably priced hypno collars.

Q: Is it a good idea to get my cumslut a silly costume?

A: Absolutely, so long as it is weather appropriate and stain resistant.

Q: My cumslut is always strapping me down and getting me off over and over, or otherwise taking control and getting all of my cum on their terms.

A: That's not a question, dumbass. Moreover, you don't have a cumslut. You're some cumlord's spunk factory. Work on improving your productivity.

Q: Can I use magical and infernal semen to reshape my cumslut's body and/or mind?

A: You can, but this can be very dangerous. Make sure that prolonged use of whatever sort of spunk you plan to use will not turn your cumslut into a monster that will mindcontrol, bodyswap, transform, and/or eat you. Moreover, demonic spooge is incredibly likely to turn your cumslut pure evil. Do not be surprised if he or she ends up corrupting you as well.

Q: I tried everything, but my cumslut still will not eat anything but spooge!

A: Hypnotize him or her into eating other things. Failing that, make sure your cumslut gets a variety of cum from a variety of sources to ensure a more balanced diet. Additionally, some fucktoy supply stores carry specialized semen that's been enriched to better serve your cumslut's dietary needs.

Q: I have a question you haven't answered yet.

A: Then take it to the comments section wherever this guide was posted. Someone probably knows, and I am not going to write an entry for every single scenario that anyone could ever come up. I'm not a wizard, you fuck.

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