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"No"

"Why not?"

"Because I do not wish to degrade myself further by participating in this trivial sport!"

A furious espeon and an injured raichu were arguing as fans and trainers/athletes were waiting and wondering why the insubordinat espeon was not jumping with joy for or the opportunity to play the global sport everyone was talking about.

The sport in question is soccer. The rules as short as possible is that the first half was for humans to decide whose pokemon would go first.(for more rules go to story in the near future.)The pokemon part of the sport is what everyone wanted to see.

The object for them was to kick a specially made ball that could not be lifted by elemental or psychic powers. The ball and the other pokemon were still able to be boosted or attacked but the ball could not be harmed. As a precaution for the fans plexiglass was lowered onto the field. If a pokemon were severely injured the game would stop and the pokemon would tag out with a healthy one.

This is the predicament that this espeon finds himself in." Come on Eric, do it for.."

"That's my point I don't want to be owned and I don't want to play this game! Look at what that onix did to your tail Raun you may never do electric-type moves again.That thing will beat me into a pulp."

The onix had been knocked over by the ball falling down on an unsuspecting raichu. And unfortunately the opposition's pokemon had ruffed up the rest of the pokemon meaning he was the only sub.

"One more thing Eric. I never said I this was voluntary." With shocking speed the raichu tapped the espeon's hand and shoved him in the field.

The plexiglass quickly lowered and squashed Eric's hope for escape." Sorry folks for that unexpected delay. But don't worry there's still a lot of game left." Suddenly a whistle blew and the game started.(To see how the game goes go to story in the near future.)

As the last goal was shot a loud boom was heard and the lights went out causing people in the arena to scream and shout. Being a global sport has perks like emergency lights. A few seconds later the lights came on but being emergency lights( and the fact I like the cliche) the light were in an ominously red shade.

Suddenly a ear-piercing scream was heard from the top of the bleachers. When the people in the arena turned to see the latest developments they saw what appeared to be a one armed blaziken kissing a human. As it pulled away, even in the red light it was clear that the human was bleeding out of its nose. Or at least where it's nose was.

Screams filled the air as similar events were occurring all across the arena. Eric made a dash to try and break threw the plexiglass but to no avail. It appeared the other pokemon were trying the same thing. Just then their problem was eliminated as the plexiglass lifted and began to spin. Spin really fast. Before anyone could even move the plexiglass went flying into the bleachers killing hundreds.

Fearing that if he stayed there any longer he would be surrounded and devoured Eric sprinted into one of the human locker rooms just as he was about to enter he noticed that there was a female in front of the entrance. Using his psychic abilities Eric threw the women into the field .

Not hearing a scream as she flew he continued on his way. Upon entering the locker room Eric heard water running . Deciding to continue with caution Eric slowed his steps down so he could hear if anybody was approaching from behind. Instead of hearing footsteps Eric hears muffled rock music. Upon turning a corner Eric noticed a female human stirring a paint brush inside a bucket with blue splattered all over her and wearing ear plugs.

Not wanting to risk re-capture or possibly death Eric continues on his way, not long after that the espeon heard a stall door close. Blushing slightly he continued on his way before hearing footsteps. Using his telekinesis he launched the owner of the footsteps forward into a pile of sports equipment with a crash.

Launching himself into a defensive position Eric waited to see who it was. Once the person got up the espeon heard a scream come from behind. The female was behind him holding her bucket with horror written all over her face. He turned back to the thing. "Raun are you alive?"

The raichu had his tail eaten with nothing left but a stub. "Just checking." Using telekinesis he "grabbed" the bucket out of the apparently paralyzed girls hand. Using the liquid in the bucket in an attempt to blind the raichu, Eric realized his timing would obviously be off but took the chance anyway.

Not doing even a little damage Eric managed to stain the raichu and the sports equipment. Finally getting threw his thick skull that the weapons were behind Raun he " grabbed" a nine iron and threw it with all his mind. The club went through the raichu's skull causing a blood explosion. Raising his head in triumph Eric turned and began to walk away.

But just after five steps a weight sorta hits him in the face and falls on him. Suddenly in panic he launch the weight into a wall with a thud.

Turning to see what the weight was th espeon realized he had thrown the girl. And apparently knocked her out.

Leaving her their would be bad so he " grabs" her and begins to leave. Then he turns around and grabs a javelin strap and begins to load up on javelin.

Hearing a crash from behind Eric bolts out of the locker room and doesn't stop until he is out of the arena with the weapons and the girl.

SUBJECT 0

BEFORE THIS WHOLE MESS STARTED I WAS A LUCARIO WITH A KNACK FOR HEALING. ACTUALLY I WAS A WORLD RENOWNED HEALER. BEING A WORLD RENOWNED HEALER CAN GET ANNOYING FAST. SOMETIMES I HAD TO USE AURA SOMETIMES I JUST NEEDED A BANDAID.

AND EVERYONE CAME TO ME WITH THEIR PROBLEMS. SOMETIMES IF THE WORK LOAD WAS TO MUCH I WOULD TAKE A LONG NATURE HIKE. TWO WEEKS BEFORE I BECAME WHAT I AM NOW I WENT ON MY LAST HIKE.