I'm Sorry, Satan

Story by Furry Human on SoFurry

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I'm sorry, dude, that's pretty fucked up,

for every single time we point at you

when a mistake is made,

throwing you under the bus,

"you made us do it", being the common call.

Aren't you suffering enough already?

I mean, goddamn!

There's more than one billion motherfucking Christians who wouldn't think more than once

of whether or not they would die for you, so you could go to heaven,

when all the bullshit is said, and done,

at the last period of Revelation 22:21.

Maybe I would, though,

sure, why not,

that's what real grace is all about, right?

I mean, what's the point in having Christ come down to Earth, and teaching us about true love,

if I'm not willing to "pay it forward", right?

And who better to pay it forward to, than the almighty sinner of all time, which is you, the big S.

So, I'm not looking for Kudos points if I end up there.

I just wanted to say it's pretty fucked up that God created you knowing that you were fucked anyways. That's pretty fucking sad, I'm sure. My condolences, buddy.

My buddy, Satan.