Desperation At 35000 Feet

Story by AlejandroDelFuego on SoFurry

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So... Yeah... Obviously this never happened. But, its still fun to pretend XD

I actually got the idea to write this while waiting to use the bathroom at about 7 miles in the air. Of course, I didn't jump out of a plane to pee XD Anyways, enjoy me in my kittyfly form, desperate to pee ^^


"Sir?... You are a guy, right?" I nodded at the security officer, in my odd, kitty fly form. I was just before the security check point at the air port, preparing to board for my mother's native island, Puerto Rico. "No liquids on the plane." He pointed at my water bottle.

"Oh. No problem ^^" I picked up the bottle, and within seconds, all 16 ounces were within my stomach. "Alright. No liquids are in my bag."

"Okay." I proceeded to let him examine my bags, knowing that in this form, I was prime suspect for discrimination. Surprisingly, the humans at the airport haven't been very bad at that point. I expected more than just a simple bag search; maybe a big of threats and even violence for a freak like me.

Anyways, I passed through security with my brother, who was in human form. Unlike me, the rest of my family is just human. It was us two going alone to the island, so I decided to take on a fun form for the trip there.

Once we passed security, it was simply a matter of waiting for them to call our flight. We sat there, waiting. Soon, however, I felt the water I drank join the tea I had that morning, and alert me that I was starting to become full.

I left my bags with my brother and headed to the nearest restroom. When I went in to the bathroom, I noticed there was quite a line. I looked at my watch, and saw boarding would start in a couple minutes. I shrugged, and just decided I'd pee in the sky.


Soon, we boarded the airplane, and I took note of where I was in the plane. I was half way back, equally far from the front and back. As well, I was not sitting with my brother. In the seat next to me was a teenage Puertorriqueño, looking of Taíno descent, meaning his skin tone was native, rather than white or black. I was about to introduce myself, when he just looked me over once in a judging way, then asked his father, in Spanish, why they had to sit next to a freak. In fractured Spanish, I replied: "Silence yourself, racist." After that, he sat in silence, falling asleep soon after.

Once again, I felt the slightest pressure in my bladder, but passed it off as the flight attendants bilingually said the announcements, emergency procedures, exits, and all that. At that point, it was a matter of waiting for the plane to take off and level out so I could go.

Soon, the plane started to accelerate, and my fears started setting in. Though I am a neon colored flying beast, I still had a fear of taking off in an airplane. The plane started to rise, pulling everyone within up with it. That normal force caused the pressure to seem slightly more. But it wasn't necessarily bad, as it felt alright to me. After a minute, I stopped paying attention to the pressure, and soon forgot of my bladder entirely.

The plane soon climbed several miles above the ocean, and I settled in to my seat. I took out my earbuds and plugged them in to the arm rest, and started to watch the free in flight movie: Despicable Me. Soon though, the seat belt sign dinged, and that was the signal for the flight attendants to start giving out the complementary beverages and chips.

When one of the girls passed me, she asked if I would like anything, so I ordered a coke. Once she got done taking everyone's orders, she quickly served everyone, passing by me several times, serving me last. "Sorry for coming to you last. Its just... I was curious about something..."

"Eh, no problem." I opened the can and took a drink. "What are you curious about."

"Your wings work, correct?"

I nod in agreement, quickly drinking the entire soda.

"Well... Why not just fly to Puerto Rico and save the money? I mean, the tickets to this flight weren't cheap, exactly."

"Well, two main reasons... One, my human brother can't fly, and he's with me on the plane, just in another seat. Two, It would've taken me FOREVER to fly that distance. I mean, couldn't you just swim to the island? Its free that way. Just VERY hard to navigate and pull off with only open ocean and no place to rest."

"All good points..." I finish my soda at that point. "Let me get you another, sir." She walked towards the back, and quickly came back to where I was and gave it to me. "Also..." She leans in and whispers something to me "Do you have a twin sister who did some 'acting' a few years back in a little 'secret film'?"

I had to think for a moment, then I looked at her, serious. "That was a low point in her life she is currently VERY ashamed of. Please don't mention that to me again."

She nodded. "I'm sorry... I-I was just..."

"Her underage experimentation is over. Just, drop it, ok?"

With that, she left.


A little more time passed, and I had drank another couple cans of soda. My bladder felt quite full at that point. Just as I unbuckled to head to the restroom, the plane started to shake and the seat belt sign came back on. I sat down and cursed my luck, but just decided that if I waited long enough and distracted myself with the movie, I could make it. So, I put back in my ear phones, buckled back up, and focused on the movie.

At that point, however, I just was not paying attention to the movie. I was more focused in the increasing pressure in my bladder. I knew I could hold it for at least another hour, but it still wasn't going to be easy, especially with the pressure and the turbulence. It was another half hour before the seat belt sign finally turned off again.

I started to stand up, but so did several others. And, with me being in equidistant from both ends of the plane, I couldn't make it to any bathroom first. So, I just headed for the back, and waited in line. Inside, I was bursting to go, but outside, I remained calm physically.

Very slowly people went in and out. It seemed like forever before I was finally the next one in line. I opened the door and was about to finally go in, but the sky had a different plan. We hit sudden turbulence and the seat belt sign came back on.

"Sir, please head back to your seat."

"come on. I've been holding it since the air port >< Just let me go. I'll only be a moment."

"I don't want any trouble. Just, head back to your seat right now."

I really did not want to argue, especially on a small plane several miles above the open ocean with a full bladder. I just accidentally let out a small, begging whine as I headed back to my seat. I buckled myself up and sat there, squirming slightly. Luckily, the two near me were both asleep, and no one around me was paying attention, so I could hold it in with whatever it took without worrying about making myself look like a fool.

Soon, a bit more time passed. The seat belt sign came off again, and once again, I was the last one to get up, partially because I missed it at first out of distraction. There were too many people to wait for this time, so I gave in and did what I hoped I wouldn't have to do: fly.

Using this form's special ability, I made an illusion of light that completely hid me from anyone looking at me. Invisible, I snuck past the flight crew, and I managed to find a small but good sized way to the lower half of the plane. Surrounded by luggage, I began to desperately search for a way to relieve myself.

I kept looking around desperately, looking for a container or something, but to no luck. Just as I was about to give up, I found a way out of the airplane. It was a risky move, but it was my last option. I stripped my clothes off quickly, storing them nearby, then got ready to sneak out. Due to the pressure difference, I opened the door quickly.

The second the door was opened to the outside, I was sucked right out. Once outside, I gripped to the bottom of the plane tightly and shut that entrance. I held on, completely terrified at the stupidity I just committed.

However, the feeling of stupidity did not last for long, as an incredibly strong wave of desperation hit me. Breathing the very thin and high up air, my lungs took energy away from me to adapt to the change. Long enough for me to finally lose control. Stupidly, I brought one hand to my crotch to hold tightly, leaving me to hold on to the plane with one paw.

I started to slip, but stopped myself. I looked around, and sensed the air around me. As soon as my lungs and body caught on to the new environment, as I was modified to, I let go of the plane.

For a moment, I free fell, then I expanded my wings and started to glide. With the help of the light reflecting off the earth and the wind displaced by the plane, I managed to find a nice place to glide right under it. Finally, I cannot take the pressure anymore. I relax my bladder's aching muscles, and start to release, letting out a loud sigh of relief that no one could hear anyway. The relief was so overwhelming, I relaxed too much, and started spiraling towards Earth. I managed to catch myself after a moment, and decided to hover in place for a while as I released my stream high above the clouds, the urine arching up high before being blown in the wind do a fading sprinkle of mist far below me, mixing in to the white, cottony clouds.

Soon, my stream died down in to a trickle, and stopped. As soon as I finished, I realized how far behind the plane had left me. I flew as quickly as I could, and managed to catch up to it a few minutes later. I forced my way back in, quickly got myself dried and dressed, then I made my way back to my seat, hidden by the light I illuded everyone with.

As soon as I buckled in, I dropped the illusion, and sat in plain sight of everyone. No one saw me drop my invisibility, so no one knew what I had done. All I cared was I managed to relieve my aching bladder, and that I did so without completely embarrassing myself.

I could finally relax and enjoy... The ending credits of the movie. I looked at my watch, and saw the flight was not even half over. If I could wait a few minutes, there would be another movie. So, I plugged in my ear buds once more and waited for the next movie to start.