Trouble In Ireland

Story by TiranMaster on SoFurry

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My first commission from someone on Sofurry, this is a story for FriskeCrisps.

Crisp is visiting Ireland on vacation, though while he's there some mystical creatures of the land decide to punish him when he makes fun of them...

I hope you all enjoy, I would love to hear what you all think! ^.^


The sky was clear, the sun was heading down and was letting the stars shine high up in the sky. Crisp felt an excitement run through him as nighttime came to Dublin, "It's been way too long since I've been in such a clean place..." Crisp muttered, his ears and tail twitching with an unbound energy.

The wolf continued down the path, watching as a horse drawn carriage clattered by nearby, "Well... that's something you don't see usually." He muttered, a grin playing on his lips. As the wolf walked by a TV monitor he noticed an image of a splendid castle on a hillside showing on it, "Wow... that'd be a place to visit." Crisp said.

"Indeed it is." Crisp jumped as he realized that a badger had somehow sneaked up from behind him, "Sorry for scaring you friend. I noticed that you were alone and thought that you might need a friend to talk to."

Regaining his composure, Crisp nodded briefly. "T... that'd be nice, thanks." The wolf's gaze turned back to the tv which still held the image of the castle, "Where is that castle?"

The badger rubbed his cheek, taking a moment to think about it. "Ah, that's right. That castle is up near Clara, it's a pretty old one. Funny enough, most tourists avoid that area for some reason..." The badger glanced back at the wolf and smiled, "Funny thing, I'm actually planning on heading up there tomorrow for some business. If you'd like, I could probably bring you up there if you'd like."

Crisp thought about it for a moment and shrugged, "Sure, why not... it's better than sticking with the tour group that I've been with..."

The badger smiled, "Alright." He pulled out a receipt from his pocket and wrote down an address and handed it to Crisp, "Here, meet me here at this address tomorrow morning. That's where my house is."

Another shiver of anticipation ran through the wolf, "Wow, thanks. I'll meet you there!"

The wolf turned and started towards his hotel, as Crisp walked away the badger smiled. "Nice wolf, though I can't help like I'm forgetting something about that castle..." As he looked at the television his muzzle twisted as he thought about it, but then shrugged. "Can't be that important."

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There was a low hanging fog in the air as Crisp stepped out of his hotel, the wolf blinked as it took a moment for his eyes to adjust to the fog. "Hope this doesn't last too long..." He muttered before pulling the address out of his pocket and looked it over, he looked at the nearby addresses and realized something. "Crap... I don't know where to go..."

He quickly looked around before finding a local and ran over, "Excuse me!" The figure turned around to reveal a gruff looking bear.

"Aye?"

Crisp held out the address, "Do you know where this is?" The bear took the receipt into his hands and looked over the address and thought about it for a moment before pointing in a direction.

"Go down that way for three blocks and go right, his gaff should be on the right." Crisp started to reply but was confused by what the bear said.

"W... what's a gaff?"

The bear rubbed his forehead, "Ah... should've realized from the accent that you're american... A Gaff is a house."

Crisp sighed, "Why couldn't you of said house?" The bear gave him a dirty look which caused the wolf to gulp, "Thanks for the help, I'll be off!"

The wolf turned and walked away quickly not wanting to cause any more trouble for the irishman, "Note to self... don't piss off the bear."

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Leaning against his car, the badger checked his watch. "I really should've remembered that he was a foreigner..." The badger muttered, but as he was about to climb into his car he heard huffing and puffing from the fog and turned around to see the wolf from the other day. "Oh, you found your way."

The wolf huddled over as he held up one hand, "One sec... so... sorry about that... couldn't find your house...." Crisp took a deep gulp of air before standing up and exhaling powerfully, "Sorry about that, so. Are you ready to go?"

The badger laughed, "indeed, ready enough that I nearly went without you in fact."

Crisp chuckled lightly before climbing into the other side of the badger's car, "I realized that I never introduced myself." He held out his hand, "I'm Crisp."

The badger took his hand and shook it as he climbed into the car, "Nice to meet ye Crisp, my name is Christopher."

Then the pair drove off towards Clara, the fog behind them being disturbed by the movement of the car.

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It took them two hours to get to the castle, but they made it eventually. Crisp gasped as he climbed out of the car, "Wow..." The wolf gawked at the castle, even obscured by the fog it was still an impressive visage.

Christopher chuckled, "Well Crisp, I'm going to be heading into Clara for an hour or two so I'll be back to get you then."

Crisp turned and grinned, "Alright, see you then Christopher." The badger nodded and smiled before driving down the gravel road.

Crisp turned back towards the castle and smiled as he approached the castle, even in the dulling fog the surroundings were impressive. The castle was surrounded by different stone monuments and statues, little markers also stood around. Crisp shivered as the cold of the morning breezed through his fur, "Damn... should've brought a jacket."

The irish castle was a marvel, it stood tall in the foggy world. It went even higher than most of the surrounding trees, as Crisp approached the entrance to the castle he noticed that the grass around the doorway seemed extremely bright green. "Huh... I wonder if there's a caretaker for this place..." The wolf muttered as he shoved the door open.

Dust hit the wolf in his face, causing him to sneeze a few times filling the castle with the loud noise. "Definitely no caretaker." Crisp said in the darkness of the castle, he realized that it would be almost impossible to see with the combined darkness and fog in the castle. "Damn, looks like I'm going to have to find a light." But as he was about to leave a green light appeared in front of him, "What the?!"

The green light burned as if it were fire, it hovered ominously in the air right in front of Crisp. The wolf brushed his hand near the light but it seemed to hover away from his grasp, "Weird..." The wolf muttered, once more he grasped for it but the odd light started to float away from him. "Where are you going?" He called out in confusion, but as it reached a doorway it stopped. Crisp blinked a few times, his own green eyes illuminated by the emerald light. "I... is it leading me somewhere?"

Figuring it could cause no harm, Crisp followed the odd light. Whenever he drew near the little light, it would start away from him once more. Crisp followed the light for at least an hour before he found himself at the center of the castle, he had lost all interest in the castle's interior, he was now only interested in the odd mystical thing in front of him.

Crisp drew near the light once more and found that this time it didn't dance away from him, his hand slowly drew near the light and hissed in pain as the light burned his hand. "W... what the?!"

Laughter suddenly filled the air of the castle, it was a chilling sound in the darkness of the castle. Crisp turned around, his head turning from side to side looking for the source of the laughter. "Who's there?!"

Crisp ground his teeth together, "Cut the bullshit! Who are you really?!"

The laughter stopped and once more the voice filled the air, though it was filled with a horrifying malice. "I told you, though it appears that we will have to show ourselves to you..." Suddenly, five little balls of green light appeared in the air around the wolf hovering close to the ground. The voice spoke again, "Now, look upon our true forms."

The balls of fire slowly shifted shape until five small foxes appeared, Crisp gasped as he looked upon the small foxes. Each were dressed in similar clothe, each of them wore a green vest and wore green pants. Crisp was silent for a moment before a snort of laughter escaped his jaw, "A... are you supposed to be leprachauns?"

The foxes each shot him a dirty glare, "Yes, in fact we are. We're the leprechauns of Ireland."

Crisp couldn't help but laugh at them, "Good god, I thought that I was being hustled or something. Good news is that I'm only being harassed by some kids..."

The small foxes didn't take kindly to be calling kids and growled in unison, "You know, you really shouldn't be poking fun at us..."

Wiping a tear away from his eye, Crisp smiled condescendingly at them. "And why is that mister 'leprechaun'...?"

The fox grinned, "Because of what we can do..."

Crisp's brow shifted in confusion, "Because of what you can do?"

The Leprechaun smiled and nodded, "Let me show you the magic of the leprechauns." His body then started to burn with a green aura, first Crisp's shoes burned with the same intensity before they untied themselves and popped off of his feet before walking off into the darkness of the castle.

"Oof, what the?!" Crisp attempted to stand up but then his pants suddenly slipped right off, leaving him with only his tight red underwear. "What is going on?!"

The leprechaun's high laughter was droning as the head leprechaun spoke, "Like we said it's our magic, now be quiet." Crisp's shirt suddenly made a ripping noise as it flew off of his chest.

The wolf was discombobulated as he looked himself over, he was now only dressed in his underwear and socks. Crisp looked up at the little foxes, "W... what do you plan to do now?"

The fox's grin only grew as the magical aura grew larger. Crisp shivered as he felt his crotch suddenly tighten while his underwear started to shift from their ordinary red color to a green color, "W... what the?" As the magic surrounded his crotch, the wolf whimpered as his cock started to grow hard underneath the material.

Upon Crisp's feet, his socks started to grow longer up his legs as green stripes appeared on them. The wolf attempted to pull the underwear off but found that it was sealed onto his waist, "Get this off of me!" But the leprechaun didn't answer as his eyes closed and a pair of green shoes appeared in the air, Crisp blinked as he looked at them. "W... what are those?"

But he had no chance to do anything about the shoes as they rushed onto his feet and magically tied themselves tight. Crisp attempted to touch them but found that he couldn't reach them. "Why have you done this to me?!"

The Leprechauns laughed, "Simply, because you've insulted us far too many times little wolf. Now this is your punishment, from this day on you'll never be able to wear anything other than these clothes."

Crisp froze, "No.. nothing other than these clothes?"

The Leprechaun laughed, "indeed, and with that hard shaft no less." Crisp looked at how hard his cock was now, it was becoming hard to ignore now. The foxes started to vanish one by one, though their laughter still filled the air. Soon it was just the leader and Crisp, the fox gestured up making the wolf suddenly stand.

Crisp started to panic, "What the... I didn't."

The fox laughed, "No you didn't, that was the shoes. You see, they love to move of their own accord..." Crisp suddenly found that his feet had started to dance of their own volition, "Another little part of my curse is that those shoes may make you dance sometimes..."

Crisp tried to stop his feet but found that they wouldn't listen to his commands anymore, "Please stop this!" He begged.

The leprechaun laughed and shook his head before snapping his fingers, "Now my dear little wolf, wake up and face your new reality!"

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Crisp's head snapped off of his pillow as he looked around his hotel room once more, "W... whoa... what a weird dream..." He sat up scratching his head, "Thank god it was just a dream..." AS he pulled down the sheets a feeling of horror passed through him as he saw what was on his crotch, "No.... no no no... oh no!" On his crotch was the familiar pair of cursed underwear and he was very hard, "Pl... please no!" As he ripped the bedsheets off he saw the pair of shoes and socks, "This can't be happening..."

As he tried to tear the clothes off, Crisp found that the clothes would reappear immediately once more on him. "Oh my god..." As if the shoes realized that he had noticed them, Crisp suddenly found himself being pulled out of bed and and started to dance in place. As he danced, a moment later his door opened to reveal the tour guide from earlier who smiled as he looked down Crisp's body. Crisp stuttered, "Y.. you see.. I can explain..."

The fox chuckled, "Don't you worry, I know. You've met with the leprechauns... This has happened to many people..." The tour guide winked to reveal himself wearing the same clothes, "I've gotten used to them myself..."

Crisp was astonished, "Bu.. but I saw you in different clothes..."

The tour guide played with his erect pole as he spoke, "The leprechauns and I have a little agreement, as long as I act as a guide in the leprechaun forest. They give me the illusion to everyone else of having normal clothes. Though it took me a long time to get this deal, so get used to walking around like that my friend."

Crisp tried to speak but the fox brushed it away, "You'd better come out soon, I'm sure everyone will be more than happy to take some pictures of your new clothes." Crisp was mortified as his shoes started to dance right out of his room towards outside, the shoes excited to show off the wolf to the world in all of his glory.