Furdom and Fandom Chapter One
#1 of Furdum and Fandom
"Yeah, Yeah... Shaddup Bill! It's none of your business." I said as said canid drove us to the local store.
"I'm just sayin', you seem taller since you stopped talking to your Boyfriend!" He said.
"Change of topic here, what do we need at the store this time? I know I need ramen as I am nearly broke, but what else are we getting?"
"Flour, eggs, and milk. I am making a cake with that sugar your Grandparents had you bring back from your last visit." He sighs, "YES, you can go to the electronics section to look at games. NO, I will not buy you any of them."
I pout and huddle in the corner, my arms crossed, ears splayed. "But whhhhyyyyyyy?"
He looks over at me, facial expression in a 'You REALLY have to ask?' kinda face.
I burst out laughing at that, my blue fur flashing in the sun causing him to blink and flash back to the road. "That look does NOT belong on a Retriever you realize?"
He groaned, "Shush Fox, Pouting does not deserve to be on your blue ass..."
He reached over to turn on the radio before stopping, "How do I mess with this again?"
I sighed, "What station number?"
"101.1, I gotta have my classical music."
"Classical... Time for my IPod too then I guess..."
He growled suddenly and I froze, "Stupid store is just ahead, never mind with the music."
I raised an eyebrow at him, "You don' want me to turn it on when we get back in the car then either?"
"Oh, I want the music alright, just too late for it right now."
"Ah, I'll just set it to the station right now then."
"Random question though?" I continued after we left the store.
"Are there any questions you don't ask that aren't random?"
"Oh haha, that's so funny. Seriously though. What did you see wrong with my last relationship? Like what bad parts, what good parts, what had no change, etcetera."
"Well, y'know... the most I could see of it... I mean... ummm... well Jesus jackapoo jumpchrist this is complicated. I don't get people that well, but I guess it was just being too focused on the relationship. I mean, I don't really know shit for dick about it. There was too much "I love you" and not enough hanging out. It might have seemed like necessary glue, but there wasn't enough like... hanging out. I mean like, gaming together, spending time just together on games.
"Taking on a project together in Minecraft, trying to reach a level goal in an mmo, or trying to perfect teamwork in any game. Working together on something you are both passionate about is how a lot of relationships develop. Of course, if you look at my history you will see I have accomplished none of these things. My count is 1 rejection, 1 who spent the time trying to get me to date the last one, and lastly 1 super-crazy psycho-bitch-zilla who did her best to belittle you and to trap me in her psychotic arms like a fuckin' mousetrap in an angler fish mouth inside where Osama bin laden died, with several guns pointed at it!"
I blinked and shivered, "You had to remind me of Bitchy didn't you? She had enough to say about me, especially since she is why I don't have a damned job yet! Thanks for telling me she did that though, even if it was a month later. Come on, let's get back to the Den."
He nodded and started up the engine and we were off. The trip back didn't take long but seemed to take a while. I waved at a group of children that were playing hopscotch and they waved back, their parents rushing out to pull them inside, glaring at the two of us as we drove by.
"Still doing that shit around here huh?" He said, "People never listen. We aren't mindless beasts!" he slams his fist into the wheel.
"Oi! Watch it! That's my car your beatin' up! It's bad enough as is, doesn't need any more help to break down." I reached over and flicked his shoulder.
I got a massive glare for that but it was worth it in my opinion, he is not too scary in any way since his ears make him seem perpetually happy too. I withheld a snicker and turned away from him.
"You need to stop doing that or I WILL Deck you Fox!"
"Well, you haven't done anything yet so I have no basis to judge on weather you will do so or not."