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My life with blaziken chapter 12

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-new business will be tough, but if it works they will be rich.

-Becky and Patrick will have a lot of stress, and will they be able to handle it?

-so I'm thinking of getting them into some serious stuff, like a big adventure or something, what do you readers think?

-I apologize for the long delay, but writers block is cramping down. Hopefully I'll be over it in the next few chapters.

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I had a lot of work to do, I had to get some advertising out there, maybe some flyers or a less than legal billboard, point is it had to be something. I also had to worry about funding, and its hard work making swords. So many obstacles to overcome. Though I can't think of a better way to earn money, so this was it.

"I printed up a bunch of flyers to hang up around town" Becky said, sitting next to me on the couch.

"We just had this idea ten seconds ago, how could you have flyers?" I asked her, it just wasn't possible.

"I printed them up earlier for... Buisseness reasons" she told me... Hey, thats my joke! Can't believe she stole my joke, how rude. Though I suppose it was actually for buisseness reasons. I grabbed a handful of flyers and together we all walked around town hanging posters. It was mostly boring, but I made a few bad puns such as: That's a 'cohesive' story, and, now that's what I call a sticky situation.

"Shut the fuck up! If you say one more bad pun I'll cut you in half" Becky said, and by now you know me enough to know my response.

"We'll we have enough glue that I could fix that" I told her. You ever had a paper cut in the crook of your finger, right where the webbing starts? Well she gave me one of those. I now wish she had cut me in half, but I had another pun for later.

"Maybe we should have exaggerated some" Becky said, hanging another poster on a phone-pole.

"No, I think we should 'stick' to the facts" I used my last pun, Becky was not happy, she was in fact so unhappy that she dumped the bucket of glue on m head. Now I may usually be a mild mannered guy (your not buying that are you?), but that's where I draw the line. I took the bucket and splashed her with what was left, stuck a flyer on her face and ran like the devil was on my heels.

"I REGRET NOTHING!" I shouted as I ran, now that I think of it, when she got her eyes cleared, I WOULD have the devil on my heels... I still regret nothing... Instead of killing me or sodemizing me with a red-hot iron rod, she actually started laughing. Perhaps she was delirious from the glue fumes. And then I though, why the fuck do I have an entire bucket full of glue instead of a bottle of it?

"Are you ok?" I asked from a distance, then I thought of something else. What if its a setup so she can kill me from close range? In my head I imagined a picture of admiral ackbarbroach saying "it's a trap". I decided to put my life in peril by walking closer to her. I got within arms length and didn't die, so I assumed it was safe. Though my old teacher used to say that when you assume you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. But that was years ago, about five if I remember correctly.

"You haven't killed me yet, why is that?" I asked Becky, waiting for a storm of shoes to hit me. Instead she laughed again

"Your puns actually were hilarious" she said, I knew it all the time.

"We should probably go shower" I told her and took her hand, unfortunately our hands got stuck together and we had one of those moments where we near ripped each other in half.

"Blay" Helios sighed and melted the glue, I would thank him if I didn't have a rival dynamic with him. We walked back to the house and me and Becky walked into the bathroom and to the best of our sticky abilities, undressed. There were some problems with that but it worked in the end. We hopped into the shower and turned it on, now you would think that with my being twenty-one years old I would have known that it was a terrible idea to turn it on while in it, but ship happens.

"Holy fuck!" We both screamed as we jumped our butts out of that shower and adjusted the temperature. Then we stepped back in and enjoyed some moments of bliss. Once we were somewhat clean I thought to myself, "shower sex" and from that point on, that was my mission. I started by randomly grabbing Becky's tits, surprisingly she didn't swat my hands away.

"Shower sex huh? That's new" she giggled. She grabbed my now hardening cock and started stroking me off while I was licking her nipples. My hands went down to her pelvis area, right above her opening and decided to tease her.

"I can play that game too" she said as her hand pulled back. Her finger was just barely tracing around my tip; it only lasted a few moments, but I couldn't take it anymore so I stuck a finger in her, she in turn stopped torturing me.

"Why haven't we done this before?" I asked her

"Probably because its the same thing but in a shower" she retorted. She was right though, I could probably cum (hehe) up with something better. That got me into thinking about different things to spice it up, but then I realized, I'm having sex right now. I randomly started wiggling my finger around inside her, she moaned and for a moment looked like she did when we first had sex.

Then I started having flashbacks to that moment on a hospital bed, her sitting on top of me getting ready to impale herself on me, then I realized she was a virgin and I was like,

"Virgin alert, virgin alert, abort mission" hahaha, those were the days. But eventually I got snapped back to reality, mostly due to the fact that Becky slapped me out of my daydreams.

"Pay attention dumbass" she muttered, then she leaned against the wall opened her vagina with two fingers, inviting me over. Now that I think about it, I had never tried anal with Becky. She probably wouldn't approve, and if she dumps glue on me for puns, that would get my dick cut off... NO ANAL! By now she was used to sex, so I wasted no time in plunging into her wet velvety folds.

"Is it in yet" she said, using the three words to destroy a mans ego. But I know the words which counter those.

"I don't know" I half laughed half whispered into her ear, if we weren't in mid-coitus I'd have had a shoe in my face. She had amazing muscle control, her walls were tight, the feeling was exquisite but i could only hold on so long under these ministrations.

"Babe, ease up some or I won't make it" I moaned to her. Maybe that thing about men not lasting was more than just a myth. Moving in and out of her was awkward at this angle, though it could be worse. Me and her were already groaning our ways towards an orgasm, there was one element that pushed us over the edge. That element happened to be the warm water... Because water is an element? Oh, you go to hell, you go to hell and you die.

"I'm cumming" Becky screamed. Rather cliche but it gets the point across. She had muscle control enough to crush my dick, I mean literally crush. Let me tell you, it's very painful.

"God damn woman". Shouted as I barely managed to force my cock out of her. We spent a minute letting the semen, vaginal fluids and sweat wash away. while she was enjoying the afterglow, I was trying to stop my penis hurting.

By the time we were dressed and walked out the door, my friend the F.P.I inspector was on my couch chatting with some other woman I've never seen before. His friend was almost as tall as him, wearing a shirt with a picture of some fat kid saying "respect my authoratah". Wait... That's from South Park. Hahaha, this girl is funny.

"Officer... Whatever your name is" I laughed, never actually having got his name.

"My name is Greg" he chuckled. Why does everyone I know have an overly generic name? Oh we'll, it doesn't matter what their names are as long as they have cash.

"And my name is Alandra" the other person said. Wow, that name wasn't generic.

"So, how can I help you? And while your answering that question, here's another. How did you get in my house? I asked them, somewhat more serious but still jokingly.

"Your Blaziken let us in" Greg answered, though he didn't specify which one.

"And my friend saw your flyer and wanted to buy, I was on my way here and we met in your driveway. We exchanged a few jokes and here we are." Greg elaborated, his friend looked up at me and I got a look at her face. She had glasses, but they went well with her other features. I was interrupted by the thought that they just witnessed both of us exiting my bathroom... Awkward...

"Lets go then" I said, leading them into my basement. Alandra singled in on a blade right away and picked it up. It was a rather small kris, barely more than a knife actually. It was made of iron, so it had to be oiled occasionally.

"That one is six hundred, and it needs oiled at least once a week to prevent rust." I told her. She handed me the money and picked up the sheath.

"Of course if you can beat me in a sword fight you get a hundred off" I told her, making up some way to fight someone. I like swords and duels, I have to do that somehow right?

"No thanks" she said, rather disappointing but I respect that. I walked over to Greg to see what he was looking at. He picked up an Acinaces (Persian short sword) and took an experimental swing. He apparently didn't like the balance so he moved on. Then he picked up a small dagger made out of a chunk of obsidian. I had that shipped up from the new-berry crater. I formed it into what it is now, a four and a half inch long blade.

"How much for the obsidian knife?" Greg asked.

"Because of how hard it is to get this stuff in big chunks, the price of shipping it here. Plus the sharpness of it, the coolness factor. If place it at fourteen hundred. However, the fact that its a glass-like material and is brittle, I would say nine hundred" I said, somewhat droning on, but I enjoy my work.

"I'll take it" he handed me the money and together, him and Alandra walked out holding hands. Apparently there was another couple inside my friend circle.

"Looks like you have another couple in your group of misfits" Becky laughed, somewhat reading my mind.

"Your in that group too" I jeered. Then, with a shoe in my face, I went outside and started making more swords.

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-this chapter took a long time, but I hope it was worth the wait

-next chapter will be a journey for more pokemon, and a serious plot twist.

-writers block is getting better. I will be uploading more often again