Krystal's Training
Krystal's Training (Krystal's Adventures: Part 2) * * *
Disclaimer: I do not claim to own any of the characters owned by Nintendo in this story. All original characters on the other hand I do. This story either does or will at some point in time contain, but is not limited to: lesbian sex, heterosexual sex, sex with animals (dinosaurs)[AKA bestiality/zoophilia], anal play, women with penises, guys with penises, rocks with penises, penises with penises (you'll understand soon enough). By the way I've only played Starfox Adventures and Assault, with a little of 64 thrown in there. So I don't have too much knowledge of their character. I will try to keep with their character from what I have seen though, because I always hated when people make these things and the characters are nothing like they actually are. And if your wondering about the plot don't worry it will go away soon enough. (Taken from another fic and quoted by Donny Cheng) Super Special Awesome Disclaimer: For the Unrated, Special Edition, Anniversary Collection, Director's cut of Krystal's Training; All things said (well typed really) are not to be taken serious in no way, shape, or form. I have a very open mind (Damn you internet for what you have done to me) and am in no way as terrible as I might seem because of some of the things I say. A certain section early in this story will contain certain comments. When read I ask that you remember that I am not racist, I don't hate all the people listed; they are merely a type of person that is constantly ridiculed by some other person. I even mentioned my own personage in there. If there is even one person who is offended, or turned on, by it then I will immediately edit it into something less offending. Again I just like to make people laugh. Now let's get this story TUBGIRL started.
- * * "Alright, this is going to be my lucky day. Krystal doesn't realize that I saw her masturbating the other day. I can use this so that I can finally get laid." Slippy schemed as it ran through the valley. Suddenly it tripped and smashed it's head on a very jagged rock before it fell into a very deep ravine...filled with more jagged rocks. The shock of its body hitting the bottom of Very Jagged Rock Ravine caused more jagged rocks to be shaken loose from the walls of aforementioned ravine and falling on the horribly mutilated body of the frog. Only that the impact of the falling debris hitting bottom of the ravine broke open the thin layer of earth that was covering the artery of a volcano filling the bottom of Very Jagged Rock Ravine with liquid hot magma. Artist's license, besides killing that Thing is too much fun. Krystal jumped off the warpstone's hand (You know the thing that looks like the cousin of the Rock Biter. Never Ending Story? Anybody? Fuck.) and quickly found fox, who was as always working on his Arwing. "Fox you'll never believe what I just found." gasped the tired vixen as she came to a stop. "I'm sorry you'll have to show me some other time. I have to go on patrol." Fox said as he climbed into the cockpit before taking off. He looked down as her one last time before accelerating out of sight. He knew she liked, maybe even loved him, but he didn't know how to deal with her feelings. With the threat of Andross and the ilk he had always been a business first kind of guy, so of course he couldn't handle her feelings for him now when he was trying to handle his own for Slippy. Years of having to take care of the frog whenever they were in combat at first made him feel like an older brother, but soon he realized that it had grown into actual love. He still wasn't sure if Slippy was a man or a woman (Cue theme song for Pat... Saturday Night Live skit about an androgynous person? Made into a movie...I hate my life.), but he didn't care even if Slippy was a man. Just the thought of his engorged fox member rubbing against Slippy's own co-NO. FUCK YOU. "What?" Fox shouted at the sudden ethereal voice. "You shut your whore mouth or I will kill you like did that damn frog." "But I-" "I said shut it. This will not be going like that. First of all, you are not gay, not in any of my stories that is. And even if you are in somebody else's you most definitely wouldn't be hooking up with that little...little...SHOFLINGGADBERDOMASVER. "If I try to think about that first part my head might explode." "I get that a lot." "And what the hell is a Shoflinga- Shoflooga- What the hell was that last thing you said?" Fox said with a puzzled look on his face. "Imagine the corpse of your dead grandmother being violated by 667 of the universes most emo little pricks, then they take her now cum drenched body and make it a member of the Church of Scientology, after this the body is raped again, but this time it's in orifices never intended for phallic things to enter; ears, eyes, nose, feet, pores. They then they grind what's left of the body into a cake and feed it to your father and mother before they conceive you. At your birth you are raped in turn by every black, white, Asian, Latino, gangster, emo, redneck, druggy, venereal disease ridden, French, Canadian, Arab, Indian, goth, scientologist, jock, nerd, otaku, metal head, hippie, Satanist, in the known and unknown universe. (I think everyone in the world hates me equally now) That is the embodiment that you call Slippy." Fox was to busy vomiting up blood to respond and the seizures he kept lapsing into prevented him from showing he understood. "I'll take the fact that you're now trying to bite your own tongue while trying to choke on it at the same time as you understand. Then let's do this right shall we?" Fox was working on his Arwing when he heard footsteps coming quickly from behind him. He turned around in time to see Krystal running up to him. Her blue fur caught the sun just right so that it seemed as though it glowed. The wind blew past her so that Fox could inhale her sweet scent, but for some reason it had a kind of sweaty musky fragrance to it. He had smelled it before , but he couldn't remember where, He quickly put it out of his mind as his heart leapt at the chance to be near her. Feelings of embarrassment spread through him so he fought with himself to remain stoic and not blush as she approached. "Hey, Fox I don't suppose you know where Tricky is do you?" she said slightly out of breath. "Tricky?" Fox was confused for some reason he was having déjà vu, but it seemed different somehow. "Um, I think he went to visit the Cloudrunner Tribe not to long ago." "Thanks." Krystal yelled as she ran off toward the top of the nearest hill. Putting her fingers to her mouth she whistled as loud as she could. With that done she just had to wait. Thinking back to her session with Fiona had caused her to remember what had transpired in the cave. With the new staff upgrade she didn't hesitate to test it out. Of course this caused her to become extremely horny. She remembers feeling her nether lips slowly moisten as her body gradually grew hotter. It wasn't long before she was on the floor rubbing herself in front of the small dinosaur prince and the thought of him watching only made her desire grow. FLASH BACK MODE ACTIVATE: DO DO DO. DO DO DO. DO DO DO. (Wayne's World...Oh come on. You have to know that one... Fuck a toaster.) "Look at me. Watch as I pleasure myself." Krystal moaned to Tricky, who could only stand there with his mouth agape. One of his best friends was laying there with what started out as two fingers and quickly became three plunging in and out of her moist folds while her thumb circled over her cliterous. He could smell her arousal growing stronger, could hear her fingers slide in and out of orifice. The only thing he wasn't experiencing was touch and taste, but his inhibitions were quickly deteriorating. His dino dick (Hehe) slowly emerged from its scaled sheath and began to slowly build precum at its tip. Krystal noticed the prominent growth and was quick to act on the chances this situation allowed. "You look thirsty why don't you take a drink." the sly vixen said as she pulled herself open for him to see. Tricky was already lapping at her moist hole before she had finished talking. With the first lap the young Earthwalker prince was now her slave. Krystal grabbed the back of his head frill and forced him further into her yearning sex. It was not long before she had her first orgasm, which only encouraged the young dinosaur to lap faster, bringing her quickly to another orgasm. But this just wasn't working for the blue vixen. She pushed herself away from her little pet. "I showed you mine, now you show me yours." she said simply. Tricky lifted one of his front foot pads allowing Krystal to slide underneath. She was stunned by the sight of the shaft before her, but that soon passed as she ran her tongue from just under the tip to the top of the sheath. The young prince let out a long moan that grew louder when she worked her tongue inside the sheath and licked her way around the base of his cock. "Please don't stop what you were doing before." the she-fox begged her friend as the fire within her began to grow again from the lack of attention. Tricky's ministrations continued without a single word. Krystal whined from the pleasure as she reached up and pointed the wet, pulsing, shaft downwards and ran her licked up the first drop of the boys precum just as it was about to drop. Her friend gave a small shiver as a small squirt of more precum was released from the tip. Liking the taste Krystal quickly worked the rest of the shaft into her mouth, craving more of the delectable juice. "Ungh" Tricky grunted "Krystal it feels like something's about to happen. It feels so good. Please don't stop." Krystal thought that it would be a good time to try something. She lightly scraped her teeth over the shaft. It was the straw. With that the dinosaur's manhood swelled as he thrust himself has deeply as he could go into the vixen's mouth. Squirt after squirt went into the hungry maw to be swallowed as quickly as possible. With one final twitch the member began to shrink and recede into its sheath. Working herself up into a sitting position, Krystal used her tongue to capture the small trickle of jizz running from the corner of her mouth. "That was great, but were far from finished." the sultry vixen said in a seductive voice. Turning over onto her hands and knees "We still haven't used these to their full extent." Tricky immediately began to run his hard tongue over the dripping lips as Krystal began to moan again. But the young dinosaur was getting tired of the same hole. Without warning he ran his tongue up her furry ass to her tailhole (Damn I love that word.) Krystal gasped at the surprise, but quickly found herself liking it more and more. Before long the tongue began to work its way inside the tight hole, driving its owner wild. "Please, I need more than that. Shove your cock into my ass. It feels so good." whimpered the fox with her voice full of desire. Tricky reared back and softly landed on his partners back, the tip of his penis resting almost perfectly at the entrance to Krystal's tailhole (This word will be used often, if you don't like it then I suggest you replace it with something else like asshole or ham sandwich). Slowly pushing forward, his engorged member easily slid inside from his saliva acting as lubricant. Krystal grunted as the strange feeling of something entering from that hole. It made her feel full. Eventually the full length of the dinosaur was inside the young vixen. He started moving back and forth slowly and with building the speed until he was going as fast as he could. "Ugh, it-it-it feels so good. I'm cumming." Krystal moaned. "I am to. I can feel it building. I'm almost there." Krystal started rubbing her vagina to build her climax faster. She could feel her wetness on her inner thighs where her fur was becoming matted from her juices running down her leg. Suddenly she felt Tricky grow larger and suddenly felt her stomach become warm from his seed. Once again his member began to soften, but Krystal still wasn't sated. Rolling onto her back she said "Are you sure you want to do that you still haven't been able to fuck this hole yet. You don't want to leave this job only half done do you?" "I could never do that. I'm a prince after all." And with that he was raring to go again. Without hesitation he shoved his full length into her. She bit her lip to keep herself from screaming. She grabbed him by the head again and held him there as she shared a passionate first kiss. Their tongues exploring each others mouths in a fevered lust all while Tricky continued to thrust into the vixen's, formally, virgin hole. He could feel the walls of her tightening around his shaft as she neared another climax. But when he drove himself in again he felt himself press against her uterus making her go over the edge. Their kiss broke as she arched her back off the ground. Using this opportunity he bent down and began to suckle on one breast. Circling his tongue around her sensitive nipple before he would lightly bite the nub between his teeth, sending her into another orgasm. Reaching for something to hold onto her hand eventually found her staff nearby. She held onto it with all her might while her back arched again and again and her toes curled from the immense pleasure. Then she felt the familiar swelling of Tricky's organ and knew that he was nearing climax. "Cum inside me. I want to feel your seed pouring into my womb." She begged him and with a little positioning he was able to once again feel her uterus. With one final thrust he broke past its entrance in time to shoot juice directly into her uterus. The feeling of it caused her to scream and without warning her staff shot off a unusually strong bolt that caused a blinding flash as it struck one of the decaying support pillars. Finally satiated her other emotions were able to overtake her. Embarrassment at what she had just done with her friend and fear at the giant chunk of the ceiling falling towards them at a growing pace. She grabbed Tricky and rolled out of the way with him before running towards the exit. With pure instinct in control her mind blocked out her short term memory, which would explain why she couldn't remember anything until later. Tricky on the other hand must have forgotten everything because he was under the power of the new staff upgrade. Krystal idly thought about these things as she once again was using a modified staff as a dildo and was pushing one end into her tailhole (See there it goes again) and the other into her waiting cunny (I always thought that was a funny word). She always seemed to be horny after she met Fiona, but she didn't mind that one bit, because she could see this being a lot of fun as she saw the silhouette of her Cloudrunner friend approaching in the distance. Fap, fap, (looks up)...fap. Ahem. Well. It seems as if Krystal is finally starting to accept who she is. At the conclusion of such an episode as this I must say that if you made it this far and are in the mood for more might I suggest taking a small break. Make a ham sandwich, clean off your keyboard, start a hobo fight, or you can PM me on Yiffstar and tell me what a horrible job I'm doing. What's that you have a myspace. Well then my dear friend if you want you can drop me a line at http://myspace.com/ShadowVulcan and tell me of how I should end myself in a horrible manner because of my shitty writing and terrible jokes. (Enter crazy dancing hot dogs and popcorn telling you to follow what ever heathen god they worship and to feast upon their helpless brethren) INTERMISSION OVER. "How may I help you?" said Air Rider-(His name is now Steve) Steve as he landed near Krystal on top of the hill. "I need to get to the Cloudrunner Fortress to test a theory I have." Krystal said as she walked toward her ride. "Sure thing...Do you smell something? It smells like something is in heat." Steve said, looking around in puzzlement. Not noticing his member poking out of his sheath. "Probably, I think one of the young Thorntail females is starting her cycle." the vixen said licking her lips while she stared at the Cloudrunner's well endowed manhood. As she climbed aboard she couldn't help but tease him a little. She acted like she had slipped so that her foot gently brushed against his shaft. Immediately she felt it grow to its full size, but pretended not to notice what she did as Steve gasped and began to blush. "What's wrong?" Krystal mused. "Oh-um nothing, just um a small scrap that's giving me a bit of trouble." Steve lied quickly. "Aw do you want me to kiss it and make it feel better?" Krystal whispered seductively in his ear. "You have no idea." The Cloudrunner said under his breath. "What?" "I said 'we had better hurry.' because there's a storm coming." "Oh, well it shouldn't be too bad." And with that Steve lifted himself and Krystal into the air towards the Cloudrunner Fortress. It wasn't long when they were in the air that Krystal could feel herself growing wet from Steve flexing his muscles with every wing beat. Moving her loin cloth out of the way she let his warm scales rub against her moistening sex when he flapped his wings. She quietly moaned at the sensation of the pebble-like scales bumping over her clit. Soon a small stream of her juices began to run down his back. "Miss Krystal? Is everything fine back there?" "Ungh, it's more then fine back here." she moaned as she moved her fingers towards her waiting sex and began to furiously rub over her honey soaked lips. "I was just wondering if you happened to have some water." "Why? Are you thirsty for something to drink?" "Actually I am a bit parched." "Then why don't you taste some of this." Krystal said as she shoved her fingers into his beak. She felt his tongue run over them briefly before he gulped in surprise. But then he was sucking on them like a baby on its mother's nipple. "Well now it seems like this experiment was a success. Only three seconds and already you're raring to go." Krystal said as she peaked over his side and saw precum dripping from the tip. Meanwhile, in a Sharpclaw village. "Hey, what are you eating there?" "Oh, this? Frog legs, I found them over by Very Jagged Rock Ravine. Did you know it's full of lava now?" "Yeah I heard about tha-" A drop of Steve's precum hits him on the head. "Hmm must be rain." Now back to the action. Krystal carefully fashioned a makeshift harness out of her loincloth and top. She slowly worked her way under her flying friend. His meat was even more impressive then she thought it was. Standing on each one of his feet she adjusted the harness to support her back. Leaning forward she was able to catch a drop of his precum before it landed on her stomach fur. Licking over the tip of his shaft she was quick to take as much of it as she could, but apparently he was as fast in this field as he was at flying. In his favor though that he was generous with his portions, as it exploded out of her mouth and the last couple of jets landed on her muzzle. "You'll pay for that later, but for now..." Krystal worked herself and the harness further up his back before she began to work his cock into her hungry entrance. Pushing herself up and down with her feet she ground the organ in and out of hole. "I think this will make you a hit with the ladies." Krystal cooed as another shaft grew from his shaft and pressed against her tailhole. With one quick thrust it was inside her. "Oh yes Miss Krystal. I don't know how to describe it, but you feel so tight. I think I'm going to cum soon." "Go ahead. Cum whenever you like. Just make sure that when we get to the fortress we land somewhere where we can finish this in private." "Ugh, whatever you say Miss Krystal. Here it comes." With a grunt he thrust himself forward and began to spray her insides with is hot seed. She could feel it slosh against her walls whenever he flapped his wings and the small trickles of their juices leaking out of her holes and down her tail. For now she was satisfied with him thrusting into her with every stroke of his wings. Fortunately it was not long until he glided down to a secluded cove made by debris that had yet to be cleaned up. As soon as his feet touched the ground Krystal was out of her harness and feasting on one of his cocks while she placed the other one between her breasts and started an up and down motion. Adjusting his tail he soon positions it at the entrance of her dripping cunt. "Nope wrong hole lover boy." Krystal giggles as she moves one hand from her ministrations and places the tip of his tail at her tailhole. Shrugging his shoulders he proceeds to move it in and out of her. But before things could really heat up Krystal suddenly grows faint and collapses onto the ground. With the spell broken Steve looks around and in a daze flies off as Krystal lies in a restful sleep in the warm sun high above the clouds, weary from her days escapades. But it isn't long before a shadow falls over the prone figure. Who could the mysterious shadow belong to? What experiment did Krystal want to confirm? Why was she so interested in finding Tricky? Will Fox and Krystal ever confess their love for each other? Will ShadowVulcan ever get a ham sandwich? How many more ways can he write about penises and vaginas before he goes completely sane? Tune in next week for the not so conclusion to all of these questions. And remember kids next week can be months away. Now anyway I said it in a shout, but I figure ya'll will read this more readily. Orannis4 if you would like to make a beta then feel free it would be my pleasure to review it. And if any of you readers are a talented artist and would like to draw up some pictures of the action in my stories I would enjoy that, because my drawing skills are a sin against humanity and I can pay you your weight in ham sandwiches, because that's what hobos like me eat. Oh and hit me up on Myspace at http://myspace.com/ShadowVulcan if you do so wish.