Yip Yip Yip Yowl reviews #1: Top 10 Most Bodacious Female Furries (#10-#8)

Story by Silver Teh Coyote on SoFurry

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#1 of Yip Yip Yip Yowl Reviews

(Yeah, I know, showing my age with the title.)

Whether you are a furry or not, female furries have attracted you. You've probably been twitterpated by them at the moments you have least expected it. But this list isn't just about these femfurs being hot. After all, women are much more than just mere objects. In fact, they aren't objects. They have strong personalities and characteristics that make them totally awesome. I'm bad at intros. Let's go and meet these lovely vixens!

Here is my first three on the list. I am doing this in parts because I don't have a ton of time on my hands :P


(Yeah, I know, showing my age with the title.)

Whether you are a furry or not, female furries have attracted you. You've probably been twitterpated by them at the moments you have least expected it. But this list isn't just about these femfurs being hot. After all, women are much more than just mere objects. In fact, they aren't objects. They have strong personalities and characteristics that make them totally awesome. I'm bad at intros. Let's go and meet these lovely vixens!

#10-Sasha La Fleur (All Dogs Go To Heaven 2/The Series/Christmas Carol)

Wait, HUH?!! Silver, we saw your review on YouTube, you HATE this movie! Well, kind of. I dislike it. I do not dislike it as much as I did when I made that review. That review I made before I entered the fandom. Now hear me out. We first see Sasha as a mere object, performing a sexy dance at a dog bar in San Fransisco. But then we see that she is more than just that. The bone that she wins for her performance she ends up giving to a starving dog that needs it more than she does. Charlie himself tries to get to first base with her and boy, does she shoot him down at first! As the movie progresses, we find that she takes care of a little boy named David who ran away from home. Now that's a very touching ideal. She's a dog that is forced to perform in front of male dogs just so she can get food to feed David. And she knows in her heart that she can't take care of him and that he needs a real family. However, the reason that she is at the bottom of this list is that...that's it. There really isn't any more story to that afterwards. It's just Charlie trying to bone her the entire movie. This would have been great if it was an idea for a movie on it's own, but it's not. It's just slapped onto the All Dogs Go To Heaven franchise, which quite frankly, should have just been a single movie UNLESS the sequel was faithful, but that idea is for another time. I still dislike this movie, but Sasha not so much. I like her, it's just that they could have done so much more for her instead of putting her in a C-average movie. I SWEAR that she was the main character in a movie on its own at one point. And what's worse is that in the TV series, she is watered down to nothing but a background character that for the most part is a total b***. Poor Sasha.

#9-Krystal (Starfox Adventures)

>inb4 "BUT U LOVE STARFOX Y U DO THIS OMFG"

YUSH, she is hot. YUSH, her voice is attractive. ALL OF MY YUSH. But, let's be honest here. Aside from all of the fanboy gushing, does she have anything else interesting about her? Well, let's take a look. From my perspective, Krystal is like the furry version of Princess Kida from Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Both of their homes were destroyed (or sunk) when they were young, both of them were either turned into a crystal or crystallized and taken by evil, and they both have a very mysterious vibe about them. However, let's not forget that she was kicked off of StarFox BY HER LOVER Fox and joined StarWolf. When Fox felt bad about what he had done, Krystal played hard-to-get and remained with StarWolf for a period of time. She also wanted to stay with Fox on Sauria, which Fox also declined. So, lets review: Has deep feelings about being kicked out, plays hard-to-get, whines, and has little other personality besides an interesting story. All signs point to plot device. Nothing but a mere invention to be a love interest to Fox and give StarFox more story. And the sad thing is, a bit like Sasha, she was going to be the star of her own game developed by Rareware (creators of Donkey Kong Country, Diddy Kong Racing, Perfect Dark, Goldeneye 007, Banjo-Kazooie, Killer Instinct, Jet Force Gemini, and Conker's Bad Fur Day, among others) called Dinosaur Planet. But then the creators learned that their financial issues would be solved if they just slapped the Star Fox title on it, so a lot of the original ideas were scrapped and we got StarFox Adventures. And then StarFox's popularity began to decline. But I had to put Krystal on this list because she's insanely famous in the furry fandom and her attractiveness levels are through the roof, in my opinion.

#8-Jenna (Balto Series)

Few 90's kids don't remember Balto. I myself had a towel with Balto on it and still do, but that is beside the point. Jenna is a very interesting dog. She meets Balto when her master Rosie's hat falls on the racetrack during a race and Balto recovers it for her. Steele, the champion of the race, picks on Balto for being half-wolf while at the same time trying to get to first base with Jenna. When diptheria hits the children of Nome, Steele wants to go get the medicine and claim the glory all for himself. Jenna is furious at this and basically tells Steele that he is an egotistical loser. But on top of that, she is also very brave and will fight for those she cares about. When Balto was almost killed by that grizzly bear Jenna came to save Balto. And let's not forget that when he was drowning under all of that ice she didn't just cry. She was very concerned and she sounded TICKED when she yelled, "HE'S DROWNING!!!" All in all she is a powerful character who is known by all of the other dogs in Nome for her kindness. The only issue I have with her is the way she is drawn. Oh don't get me wrong, she has a good style to her. Let me explain. Balto wiki has her listed as a purebred Husky. Erm...wat. Until my friend Sombra told me that she was a Husky I always thought she was an Alaskan Malamute. But then again, she really doesn't look like that, either. Just what exactly IS her breed? As Sombra would say, "Animators, you had ONE JOB." But still, it's only a minor flaw. Otherwise, Jenna is an excellent character that is both strong and kind at the same time.