TRIGUN EPISODE 1: THE $60 BILLION DOUBLE DOLLAR MAN

Story by The Humanoid Typhoon on SoFurry

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#1 of Trigun


Hello once more my fellow furs! This is my version of the anime/manga. Trigun, Vash the

Stampede, and all other charachters are coyright Yasuhiro Nightow and his associates.

This story is not for those under 18. The reason I wrote this is because I wanted to see what Trigun would be like with Furries. Well, hope you enjoy it!

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On the desert planet known as Gunsmoke, there is a man with no past and a bounty on his head that everyone would just love to claim. He is a man that is said to have the Devil's luck. His name is Vash the Stampede, and he's where we'll begin our story. 'Mommy, can I have a gun?' asked the child of about nine. 'And what do you call that?' his mother said as she pointed to his dart gun. 'No Mom, a real gun. I'll clean my room, and do extra chores, and...' The boy never got to finish his sentence because at that moment a gunmen and his crew had just rushed in and opened fire on Vash like their lives depended on it.

After barging into the cafe where Vash was having lunch, and firing off nearly six hundred rounds, these four gunmen had done what most said was impossible. With big grins they scanned their target area. Their grins got even bigger when they saw the lifeless body of Vash the Stampede, laying face down in a pool of crimson. 'Yahoo, we did it!' the weasel-morph wielding the revolver exclaimed. 'Yeah, Vash the Stampede is no more!' said the bear-morph in the back 'Not to mention that we're $60 billion bucks richer', chimed in one of his comrades, a human who was sporting a typical outlaw's bandana covering his mouth and nose. During all this their leader, a human wearing a cloak just closed his eyes and thought about his recent accomplishment. They stopped celebrating when they saw the look of concern on the face on the waitress. 'Don't worry miss, we're billionaires now, we can afford to rebuild this entire restaurant' said the huge bear with a grin.

'Really? I was awfully worried', Vash said with a smile as he let his arm rest across the shoulders of the bear like they were buddies. 'You reek of tomato', the bear said with a serious face. 'Well you see, I was wearing this on my head when I fell', he explained, pointing to the broken ketchup bottle on his head, 'and I was wondering if you could pay for my cleaning bill?' he said with another grin. The bear stared him down for a moment before he smiled and said 'Naw, I have a better idea', and in an instant his face changed to show his rage as he yelled 'You'll have to settle for a one way ticket to HELL!' and with that he attempted to blow Vash away with his uzi. However, Vash being well, Vash, was way too fast for him and before they had time to react their faces were covered in sticky darts.

'Maybe that was a bit too hasty' Vash thought to himself. 'Who...who the hell are you?' the weasel asked, the sound of fear in his voice. 'Well I usually get netvous when I have to introduce myself...however,if I must. Don't you feel that I am a peaceful hunter continually hunting the dragonfly of love. 'Don't you dare mock us!' the bear cried, the look of rage more evident on his face now more than ever and pointed his gun directly at Vash's face. 'Idiot quit it!', their leader screamed, 'He just killed us a moment ago! Do you want him to do it for real next time!?' 'Go ahead, shoot me' Vash said with a calm tone. As he was about to finish this, all the bear could get from his gun was a click. 'Useless, useless' Vash said 'you all wasted your ammo with the exception of this guy he said pointing to the cowering weasel. 'How do you know?' a look of shock coming across all of their faces. 'Because I counted', and with that they stripped off their weapons and clothes with the exception of their boxers and ran off in the opposite direction.

'They didn't have to take off their clothes', Vash said to himself. 'Here you go kid', he said handing the boy back his dart gun. 'You saved me.' 'Have you gone all this time without killing anyone?' the owner of the cafe, an old fox asked Vash as he sat down. 'Yep', Vash replied 'Because for just the price of just one bullet I can have two slices of pizza. 'That may have been a joke but the real reason is because no matter who you are, nobody likes pain and it's better without casualties' he said as he smiled then proceeded to scarf down his pizza.

'I'm sorry' the waitress standing behind Vash said. 'Excuse me?' asked Vash as he turned around. At that same moment a few miles away a pair of vixens were just arriving at a bar.As they ordered they noticed the two men in there but payed them no attention. 'Hey, baby what's up? You wanna come to my hotel room and I can show you the real fastest hands in the West' one of them asked with a sickening grin causing his friend to laugh. The taller vixen told her friend not to take that abuse but she was told to just ignore it. 'But sempai...', she said as she accidently dropped her huge weapon on the table and caused it to turn over. The vixen quickly reached down and put her weapon back in her cloak. The vixen turned back around and asked the bartender which way it was too Valdour. He told her that it was to the east of here. Then he warned her saying, 'be careful though, that Humanoid Whatchamacallit has been spotted around there. The vixen then told the bartender that she was looking for Vash the Stampede, and with that they turned and left.

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Well, how'd you like it? If it gets approved I'm thinking about changing the story and adding in episodes. Before I do that though I'm gonna come back and edit the ending and do some touch ups on this one if it gets approved.