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Last Man Standing: Crash McCloud vs Darius Koopa.

We are live in Atlanta Georgia, thousands of fans screaming their heads off. The only thing boggling their mind is the company they've come to enjoy tonight is run by an ego maniac. Crash McCloud makes match after match to just amuse himself. Now the inmates are running the asylum. Anybody who wants a shot at Crash finally gets their chance in any match of their choice but that's as long as his co general manager can make it happen. We'll find out how that goes for Crash.

"Hello everybody and welcome to the beat down of my boss. We are live from Atlanta Georgia, my name is Cobalt Husky and I will be calling the action for your tonight. Let's right now go to our ring announcer for the opening bell"

The bell is run and announcer, Christie, takes the mic "The opening contest is a last man standing match! The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent to the point where he cannot answer a ten count" The crowds cheer turns into an immediate boo as Crash walks out onto the stage with his own mic "Ya know. This is the last time I ever put on any sort of quality show for any of you people." Crash stares down at all the fans as he walks his way down to the ring.

"I bring my show here to this dump called Atlanta and you people refuse to show a little respect. Really, nobody wants to see me face anybody, let alone Darius Koopa. Yeah I hired him but seriously he's a few French fries short of a happy meal." Speaking of which, Darius Koopa's music hits to cut Crash off on his horrible speech against the crowd. The crowd pops big time for Darius. "Introducing Crash's opponent. From The Bronx. Weighing in at one point three tons, Darius Koopa!" Darius makes his walk slow down the ramp through the sounds and fires of a dragon filling up the air. "Oh I'm going to love this, good luck Crash" Cobalt says sarcastically on the mic.

Crash tries to beg Darius off but to no avail. The bell is run anyway to start the match. Crash quickly tries to run out of the ring but Darius has him by his tail, whipping him across the ring to the corner. Darius holds Crash in place on the corner, draping his arms over the top rope. Darius asks the crowd to quiet down for a moment. Darius takes his hand and flat palm slaps Crash across the chest with a very sickening crack filling up the arena. Crash drops down to his knees cringing in pain with tears nearly pouring from his eyes. "Crash you may want to stay down. I'm hurting from that one too" Cobalt calls with a giggle in his speech. "Crash is not a big man people, only six feet, weighing at a buck eighty"

Darius quickly gets back on the offensive picking Crash up. Crash is begging for Darius to back off. Darius does just to tease him a bit but Darius swings a hard right at Crash's head anyway. Crash is now motionless as Darius shows himself off for the crowd and the ref makes his count. While the ref is counting, Darius goes outside the ring and grabs a table from underneath the ring, setting it up on the outside. The ref is already at a six count as Darius reenters the ring "Seven.....Eight......Nine" Darius stops the count picking Crash back up to his feet. The fans enjoy it with the DMK chants filling up the arena. Darius takes Crash up by the throat. Crash gets his second wind in though with a quick thumb to the eye of Darius. Darius stumbles back slightly and drops Crash. Quickly though Crash leaves the ring and grabs a chair. He gets one successful use of it in by hitting Darius in the spine but it does not affect him at all.

Crash stops dead in his tracks in shock that Darius didn't event flinch at the hit "It's going to take a lot more than that Crash. You're going to need a truck to take Darius down" Crash in panic drops the chair and tries to run away once more. Darius again grabs him by the tail, pulling him back and taking him by the throat for a choke slam in the ring. Crash screaming very loud in pain as his back meets the canvas of the ring.

Darius and the crowd count along with the referee. "Darius we're enjoying this. Please do not let it end now! We're up to a five count right now and Crash hasn't moved an inch ladies and gentlemen. Remember if Crash doesn't win this match he'll have to face off with anybody who wants a match with him" The official again is at a nine count but Darius again picks him up to break the count. "One more time?!" Darius yells towards the crowd as the scream in excitement for it again. Darius takes Crash by the throat and lifts him for a choke slam. This time Darius dumps Crash over the top rope and through the table he set up earlier in the match and allows the ref to count. "Crash may be broken in half. As much as I loved seeing this it looks like it'll have to end now or there will be nothing left of Crash for other superstars" Cobalt continues on as the count goes up "Eight......Nine........Ten!" The official calls for the bell to end the match up. "Here is your winner, co general manager, Darius Koopa!" Darius poses for the sellout crowd as they scream and cheer for him. "Darius Koopa wins our opening contest folks. Remember this one is going on all weekend for anybody who wants to face off with our boss, they can." Darius high fives a bunch of fans as he walks past the carnage he created with Crash's body. Crash lies motionless in the rubble of a broken table. Medics at his side trying to get him to the back.

Darius decides to take a seat beside Cobalt to join in on commentary. "I'm not going to complain about this. Welcome to commentary Darius. Let's get set for whoever else may want to destroy Crash"

Crash gets sent off to the back to ready up for his next opponent. Crash's injuries consist of a lost tooth and a black eye.