The Dairyman
THE DAIRYMAN
By the Iron Basilisk
BE WARNED! This story contains adult activities involving sexual situations and is not for minors viewing. If you are disturbed by such themes, please disregard this story
I?m Joe, a dairy farmer. I live reasonably well, a small farm like mine doesn?t do much but pay the bills. But I like it and that was good enough for me. Of course, things were different before the great change. Nobody knew exactly what in the hell had happened, a rouge comet had sped towards earth, the governments of the word realized that they were about to be smashed like a bug and banded together to save there world. The comet was huge, almost impossibly so, but the leaders had a plan they hoped would work. In the short span of six months, the time it would take for the chunk of ice two hundred miles across to reach earth, they had used every rocket, every shuttle, and everything they could come up with to lift the entire nuclear arsenal of the world into orbit. It was an almost impossible task, and one that cost hundreds of lives due to the terrible rush and strain of it. But they succeeded. And when that comet passed Saturn, they shot the whole wad at the thing, twenty five thousand plus thermonuclear warheads, ranging from five megatons to fifty. All hurled in a last ditch effort to save mankind. It worked. Sort of.
The nukes had hit the comet, and blown up, but the damn thing had a huge metal core. The massive assault only managed to shatter it into chunks, thousands of chunks consisting of either ice or who knows what. They smashed into earth like a shotgun, pounding it as it rotated under the bombardment. Oh, it wasn?t as bad as the comet would have been, hell. You don?t expect to throw that much firepower and not have it blow something up! But it didn?t blow it all up, unfortunately. There were countless strikes all over the world, and one huge piece that smashed down right outside manhattan island, destroying everything for several hundred miles inland and flooding half the eastern seaboard. After the strikes, it rained for months. They said it was because so many had hit the sea, it being three quarters of the earth and all. After all was said and done, half the worlds populations was dead, nobody could find the bodies, buried as they were in there cities that were now covered in sea floor mud or burned to a crisp. Humanity had never suffered anything like this before. It affected us like nothing ever did. I suppose it was because the media, the televisions and radio brought us the news from reporters who cried like children over the graves of countless millions. The horror was just too much, the loss of so many made every last thing on earth that was alive precious. Countless people worked themselves to the brink of collapse to save what wildlife as could be found, trees, flowers, animals, anything that was alive was now sacred. No one could bear to lose a single life. He remembered a picture he had seen of a woman sobbing uncontrollably over the body of a drowned mouse she held in her hands as if it were her only child. Humanity had finally had enough of death.
But they say that every cloud has a silver lining, and the biggest one was that big chunk that had hit the sea outside of Manhattan. Inside that comet that had nearly pulverized us, there was a space ship. Yep, a bonafide space craft. Huge too. Well, after they had cleaned up things a bit, they went down there and managed to salvage the damn thing. It turned out that inside it was examples of technology that were beyond anything anybody on earth could even imagine. Well, the first thing they got out of it was what they call the ?Transient Fusion core.? well this little baby had the power to extract almost infinite amounts of energy from plain hydrogen. All they had to do was look at the thing for a couple of weeks and the scientist types figured out what in the hell was wrong with there own fusion ideas and made there own version. Electrical power became so cheap that the power company couldn?t charge jack for power anymore and what few managed to survive went out of business quick like. The newly formed earth government had to take over and so they just decided to give us a tiny yearly tax to pay for the energy system?s upkeep. The next thing they found was superconducting wire. This stuff could let you transmit power over any distance without losing it. That meant that you didn?t have to have booster stations or nothing, you could just plug everything in to one plant. There were countless others, but these two were the big ones that changed everything. With free, clean power, almost anything is possible. Things were looking up, but fate had yet another hand to play in the game. Inside the ship was some really big containers with weird markings on them. Now nobody was stupid enough to just open these things, and they were trying to find out what was inside them without letting whatever was in there out. But fate took a hand and a small earthquake caused by the massive beating the earth had taken, weakening the tectonic plates, toppled one of them, cracking it open and spilling this green gas out into the air. They tried everything there was to contain it, but it was too late, the stuff went thru almost anything, was highly infectious and spread like wildfire, most of the stuff got out and messed everything up all over again.
You see, the green stuff was what they call a genetic re-combinative. It takes one type of genes and somehow, nobodies exactly sure how, combines it with another and wham! You got yourselves a knew life form that is a weird mix of the two types. Well, as it turns out, what this stuff did was it grabbed hold of our human genes, (We being the most populous species on the planet, it didn?t count bugs for some reason, too few genes, they guess.) And then it combined those genes with virtually every animal on the planet! All of a sudden we were surrounded by animals who talked and yelled and cried and where asking us, the people who were supposed to know what?s going on here on earth, what the hell was going on! Well, that was a shock for us, let me tell you! We had big bucks walking around on two feet stopping by to say hello and play with your kids. We had dogs learning how to fix cars! We had cats helping people with the wash! It was strange, it was wonderful. After the Impact, as it was called. Nobody had the heart to raise animals for food, hydroponics being so easy now that we had free power. So the cows and sheep and pigs and all just went free over the now depopulated world. So when these animals ?woke up? I guess you could call it, well, they remembered stuff, like us helping them out of a flood, or digging them out of the wreckage or what have you. They didn?t care about our past, only what we were now mattered to them, and they liked us and wanted to help.
Well, when that happened we just sort of went along with it. Hell, we love the furry buggers like they were our own flesh and blood and we were glad to teach them everything we knew, showing them the best that humanity had to offer. Now, were one big people and like it that way. The furries, as we call ?em, there everywhere, living right along side of us. Hell, they?ve got the same right to live as anybody else, and we can?t imagine what it would be like without em? there with us. Lots of us are real close to each other in a lot of ways, there have even been a bunch of marriages between the two, something that both us and the furries role there eyes at but accept with our best wishes. It?s hard to hate love, and this world hasn?t got any room for hate, or intolerance. We just have to remember how very precious life is when we look at the drowned and smashed cities, the greatest of these being left as they were as monuments to the billions lost.
But like I said at the beginning of all this, You haven?t fallen asleep have you? Good. Well, like I was saying, I?m a dairy farmer. I know, I know. You just heard me say that we don?t raise animals no more, and your right. But you see, the cows had a problem, specifically the dairy breeds, the Holstein, the brown Bess, the Swiss. All of those. The problem was, that when they got pregnant, they just started making milk by the barrel full. Well, ask any female how it feels to have your breasts full of milk and no place to put it and they?ll tell you that it hurts like hell! One girl told me it was like needing to go pee but there being no way to do it. So they started asking us why it was so bad for them, hell, the average Holstein girl has got a pair of triple H cups! And when they got milk, they get almost half again as big! If the rest of them weren?t so big, they would fall over from the weight! And the pain was so bad that they would literally faint from the agony. So we had to admit our part in there current condition, admitting that they were bred to make milk for who knew how long. Well, the big girls forgave us, on one condition, that we find some way to get rid of the damn milk! And so here I am, a dairy farmer. Ta-da! Of course, I don?t run a regular dairy, I run... ah.. I run a sex dairy. You know. What do you mean you don?t know? How the hell? ... oh never mind! Look, I?ll start from the beginning. Back a ways there were some guys who had cows for girlfriends, and when they got pregnant, they started making milk. Well, when a cowgirl gets exited, she squirts all over the place. She can?t help it. Well the boys had fun with it and got there share. These boys then started telling there friends that they?re sex lives were better after that, that they could do it longer and harder and whatever. So soon enough, the legend spread until people were trying to buy the stuff off of horny cows. One of the science labs decided to test it and they found out that because of the cowgirls unique combination of bovine heat genes and human do it whenever you feel like it genes, that when she had sex, she pumped herself full of one of the most potent cocktails of sexual hormones ever! When she?s lactating, those hormones flood right into her milk, the more sex she has, the stronger it gets. Anybody who drinks it has those hormones go to work on there sex drive, they can go at it like rabbits on speed and last all night. The stuff is harmless, unless you count the aches and pains in the morning from falling off the bed or rug burn, or what have you. The stuff works on anybody of either sex and is the one true aphrodisiac discovered by man so far. So as you can imagine, horny cow milk is a great seller and small farmers like me don?t have much choice but to at least dabble in it to some degree, but for me, I just happened to get a heard of the horniest cows ever to walk the earth, and it didn?t take them long to demand that I turn this place into sex dairy or they would walk out on me. So, that?s how I became a sex dairy farmer...
'Joe?' lowed a female voice at the window. Joe stopped typing and turned to see Rita leaning in the window. She was a big brown Bess, with short black horns and soft brown fur and the biggest deepest eyes you could ever imagine. She was leaning on the wide sill, resting her massive breasts there. They were suitably huge and brownish pink in color with two long, fat nipples apiece that stuck out like blunt spear points at him. She smiled at him with her broad pink lips.
'Yeah? What can I do for you, Rita?' he asked.
'I?m chaffing, Joe. Can you give a girl some help here?' she asked.
He nodded. 'That?s what I?m here for.' he said, getting up and fetching the bag balm from the top shelf. The girls often had some problems with there breasts getting sore from rubbing against each other and such. The furries never made it a habit to wear clothing. Would you if you had a bunch of fur to get bound up in? Not to mention the horrors of tight spandex. The girls would put on bras and shorts when they went into town, out of politeness, only wearing a half cup bra as Rita did now just to support her cleavage, but if he had asked them to dress here, they would have revolted and locked him in the dumpster. So he just got used to it. He never really noticed it anymore.
He pulled up a chair and sat down, opening the jar and dipping his fingers in the thick jell. He rubbed his hands together and proceeded to massage it into her breasts.
'Mmmmm, you?re so good at this, Joe.' she said, relaxing as he worked her over.
'You girls could just do this yourself, you know.' he said as he gently massaged her with a well practiced hand.
'Why in the hell would we do that when we have a damn fine dairyman like you, Joe?' she asked rhetorically.
'I guess it?s just what a dairyman has to do, then.' he commented as he finished up.
'You?re a good man, Joe. And the best damn dairy man that any bunch of horny cowgirls could have. You know that?' she asked.
'Isn?t nothing special about me, Rita. I?m just a dairyman, just like my father was before me.' he protested.
'Bullshit.' she stated.
'Oh come on, Rita..' he began.
'Oh come on nothing!' she cut him off. 'You want some examples? Fine. What about the time you stayed up with Sara for almost a week when she had trouble giving birth? She wouldn?t let the doctors cut her open, she was hysterical about it, and so you managed to pull out her baby using nothing but your own strength. Everyone was so happy when you managed it that nobody noticed for a while that you had collapsed from exhaustion, your hands torn up like they had been stuck in a blender from the strain. Or how about the time that Lola?s son needed that leg operation and you quietly paid for it so that nobody knew who did it?'
'How did you know...'
'That?s not the point!' she said. ' the point is that you?re barely keeping this place running because you keep on giving away all your money to help somebody, mostly us girls. And I want you to know that we appreciate it, dammit!' she wiped her eyes with a broad hand, sniffing with welling emotion.
'Well...' Joe began, rather at a loss as to how to respond, or where this sudden flood of emotion had come from. He just wasn?t comfortable with anyone?s gratitude.
Rita suddenly reached out and caught him up in her big arms, pulling him into an embrace, planting her soft lips on his own and kissing him like a silken avalanche. She let him up after a second and smiled at him as she held him against her huge breasts.
'Is that a roll of silver dollars in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?? she asked.
'Oh crud...' he said. His groin was pressed against her, and contrary to popular belief, the skin of a cow was very sensitive. She could probably guess within a couple of centimeters how big his erect penis was, it being currently impossible for her not to notice it.
'Oh come on Joe.' she said softly. 'You think we never noticed?' she asked him.
'I did try my best.' he admitted. 'I always wore baggy pants, and I used cologne that I kinda hoped would hide any scent I might have that would give you a clue.'
'Oh, it worked, at least until you really started getting sweaty, like when your checking on things and see us in there with our toys having fun. And that one time Corrie got that vibrator jammed up in her and couldn?t get it out? And she was too embarrassed to call Doc Forsus about it?' she laughed at the memory. 'You had to reach in there after it and she kept going 'Oh! Oh my!' And squeezing so it kept going in deeper? And the dam thing was still on too, and everyone could hear the damn thing buzzing like crazy? And you were finally up to your shoulder and she screamed at the top of her lungs, 'Joe! I?m gonna cum! OH SWEET LITTLE JOE!' and then spurted all over your face as she got off? Having a whole bunch of orgasms every inch you pulled that thing out of her, squeezing your arm and squirting on you so you had to stop and wait for her to let up?? she said. ?And she kept saying, over and over. Joe.. Oh Joe..'
He covered his face with his hands. 'Mother of crud... that was the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to me, and all of you were there watching me when I finally pulled it out.'
'Yeah, and she came all over again when you did.' she said with a giggle.
'Oh... do you halve to bring that up?' he asked.
'Yes, I do.' she said. 'Of course my favorite part was when she put a hand to her eyes and gasped out. 'Whew! Thanks Joe. That was the best hand job I ever got. We?ll have to do that again some time!' she burst into laughter then. ' and there you were with this big three foot vibrator in your hand buzzing like a chainsaw, your head covered in cow cum! And you just flicked the switch off on the thing and stood up. Then you pointed it at her and shook it, cum slinging everywhere and said. 'Don?t you ever do that again!' and we all started laughing as you realized what it was you were threatening her with! That one is certainly my favorite.' she said.
'Alright, alright!' he said. 'But what has that got to do with anything?' he protested.
'Well, you got really sweaty trying to grab that vibrator, remember?' she said.
'Yeah, I guess.' he replied.
'Guess nothing, sweetness! You were sweating like a waterfall, your cologne didn?t have a chance! All of us girls could smell how horny you were a mile away! And to add to it, your pants were soaked! You could see your erection from down the street!' she said smugly.
'Look.' he said, pulling away from her. 'It doesn?t matter what I feel or what I want to do. The simple fact of the matter is that there is no way that me and any of you girls could have sex even if we wanted too. You girls are just too big, and I am just too small. Compared to a bull, I?m a toothpick, not to mention the fact that if you got overly exited, that you could break me in two without even meaning to.' he turned to go back to his desk. 'The idea of me and one of you is out of the question, no matter how horny I get, ok?' he said, as he sat down. 'Unless somebody waves a magic wand and turns me into a bull, you girls just ignore my lust, alright?'
She smiled and blew a kiss at him. 'Come down to the barn tonight, about nine o?clock, Joe.'
'What for?' he asked.
'Because we?re going to throw you a party. And if you don?t come, were going to come in hear and drag you there, alright?' she said.
He sighed. 'I?ll be there.' he said.
That night, he made his way around the place, checking on everything, the sounds of a party coming from the big building they all called the barn. It was really a set of open apartments where the girls lived. He knew that he should be showing up there soon, dreading the idea of them coming after him. He took a deep breath and went to the barn door and knocked. It was as if they were waiting just for him, and he guessed they were. The door opened and there they all were, all looking at him with smiles on there faces.
'Hi, Joe!' said Rita. 'I was just about to go find you.' she grabbed his hand and pulled him in, closing the door behind her as she propelled him into the room ahead of her. He came to a halt and looked around. The girls were naked as always, something that cause him some embarrassment, where it had not before. Why? Because they all knew he was interested, and he knew that they knew.
Corrie, the famous star of the lost vibrator incident, smiled at him and put a big split hoof on a barrel and leaned on her knee, displaying her vagina to best effect. 'Hey Joe.' she said. 'Want to give me a hand?' as she ran her fingers between her nether lips.
'Screaming mother of crud...' he said, turning away, his face smacked into a breast. He looked up and realized that he was surrounded by smiling bovines.
'Now wait just a minute, girls!' he protested.
'Get him.' pronounced Rita. The girls grabbed him, they did not bother to undress him, instead just ripping his clothes off of him as if they were made of paper.
'Oh come on! Those cost me thirty bucks!' he complained. Rita shut him up with a big slobbering cow kiss as the other girls tried to see how much of him they could get in there mouths or covered with there tongues. Corrie had swallowed his entire crotch from dick to ass and was giving him an unimaginable blowjob. He felt one of his hands touch something wet and hot and suddenly realized that it was someone?s vagina as it was pushed into her, his other hand was likewise forced into another girl. The two worked him onto them until he was up to his shoulders on both sides, there lowing grunts filling the air as they both pumped inward upon him, using his arms as sex toys, he gasped in shock as he felt one of his feet inserted into a bovine girls privates, and then another. In a matter of moments he was being fucked from all sides, gushing sexual juices and dripping milk sprayed over him as they all tried to fit the most of him they could into there bodies at once. The girls who were not involved in trying to stuff some part of him in them tried to lick him up off the floor one pass at a time. As for there lone victim, he was so turned on by the sight of huge vaginas eating him alive, swallowing his arms until his face was splattered with cow cum, his legs sheathed in molten sex flesh, his torso pummeled with fat breasts, tongues, lips, and stroked constantly by endless hands, who could blame him if he came almost immediately? Not that the girls gave a damn, Joe?s arms and legs were ever hard! They fucked him for as long as they felt like it, and that was fine with Joe. He came far too many times to count, and finally was fucked into oblivion as they passed him around like just another odd shaped vibrator. The girls rested and snuggled up to there dairyman and slept as he lay himself unconscious, his body soaked like an over used rubber.
'That was great.' said Corrie. 'I told you that his arms were just the right size.'
'His legs aren?t bad either.' said Rita.
'I?m going to miss him being like this.' said Corrie.
'Yes, but think on what were going to be getting in exchange.' she replied, smiling.
The other girl returned her smile and they both kissed him on the face and lay down to sleep wear they lay.
END OF PART 1
Well, I hoped you liked it, look for part two if you liked this one. I?m probably going to make this into a series. Until then.
With Respect.
The Iron Basilisk.
Seek not mine shadow lest it turn thee to stone.