Wild What The Fuck Battles!!!!
WARNING: If you are under eighteen get out!!! The story you are about to read contains fighting, cussing, trash talking and leet talking so other random shit and possible m/f, f/f, m/m.....BAH!!! Who cares!!! This is Yiff Star!!!! The characters are copyright by me!!!!! Just don't steal my ideas!!!!!Bark!!!! And please be gentle with me and rate my story and give me some pointers. If the ratings are at least 3 ½ stars I will accept guest appearances from other users and maybe I will make them a combatant. Onward with the ass kicking!!!!
CAT AND DOGS!!!!!
NINER V.S RASHA
NINER THE DOBERMAN
Weight:158
Height:5'9
Species: Canine/Dog
Sex: Male
W:0
L:0
TIE:0
Combat type: Street fighter(berserker
if he gets his hands on a energy
drink but goes insane)
RASHA
Weight:250
Height:6'4
Species: Feline/Tiger
Sex: Female
W:0
L:0
TIE:0
Combat type: Berserker(Power
increases as she continues to fight
but she tires easily after 20 mins)
Somewhere, in a small town in the state of Tennessee it is a bright and beautiful day and a male Doberman morph named Niner wearing blue jeans and a white tank top saying "833r m3!!!!" in black letterings was running down a sidewalk.
"Damn!! Where's the nearest fucking bathroom!!!" he roars.
He runs around a corner leaping over a small squirrel girl playing with a hula hoop, dodges an elderly lizard man with a cane and rushes across a busy street and into a super market and runs to the restroom and locks the door to his stall. Little does he know that he accidentally runs into a women's bathroom.
In the store, in the female clothing department, a female tiger morph name Rasha was wearing a black mini skirt and black bra was talking to a lemur woman in a blue two piece outfit.
"Hey!" the lemur girl picking out a pink thong and bra. "This would look good on you Rasha."
Rasha stares at her and says "That thong would be probably be too tight in my ass and that bra would barely fit these E cups!"
"It will be good for tonight's show."
"Ok" Rasha sighs as she grabs the outfit and stares at it. "Hold it for me. I need to use the restroom."
Meanwhile, Niner is in the bathroom sighing as he releases his bladder singing "Oh I am the doggie man barking in here and there!!"
He continues to sing as he finishes up and was about to zip up his pants when he decide to jack off. He pulls out a nude bunny girl picture out of his pocket and started to massage his sheath with his left hand.
"They where not kidding when they say a man's best friend is his dog and his hand! I [-]4v3 d4 p0w3r!" he mutters to himself in leet as he pants and beat off faster as the pink tip of his penis started to poke out of his sheath until it was 8 inches long and a knot was forming a the base of it. He howls as he is finally reached his orgasm and sprays the stall door with his cum. He reaches for a roll of toilet tissue to clean up the mess. As he leaves the stall he notices a tampon dispenser on the wall.
"What is that doing in here!!!? It shouldn't be in here unless.....oh shit. I am in the women's bathroom!!!!" he explains to himself as reality sinks in his head as the bathroom door slowly opens up. "FUCK!!!!!" he thinks to himself as he runs into a stall locking the door as Rasha enters the bathroom.
"The hell? Is anybody here?!" she says as she walks into the bathroom. "I knew I heard someone and why does it smell like sex in here?" she said as she made her way towards the stall.
Niner peeks through the cracks of the door as Rasha came closer to the stall he was in. "Oh shit! Oh shit!!!" he thinks to himself as the muscular tiger girl stops in front of the stall he was in.
"Alright! Who's in here??!" Rasha growls as she bangs on the door "Are you having sex in there!!!"
Niner panics when she said "You got to the count of three to get out or I am kicking the door in!!!"
Niner looks around a finds a way to get out in one piece. Rasha finally kicks in the door and sees no one. "Damn!! I must be going crazy." she replies as she pulled down her underwear and sat down on the toilet.
Little does she knows Niner was right above her gripping a corner of the stall with his limps slowly inching his way to the other stall. He leaps down in the stall and walks out towards the door.
"Man, she's hot!!" he thinks to himself as he was about to open the door and steps on a soda can with a loud crunch. "Son of a bitch!!!" he says as the stall door is knocked open and Rasha rushes out and glares at Niner.
"You were peeking on me!!!!" Rasha says as Niner whimpers and rushes out the door.
"Come here so I can neuter you!!!"
Niner runs down an aisle of can goods with Rasha hot on his tail. She tackles him into a can fruit tower and starts to pummel him with her fists. Niner punches her in her stomach as she was about to claw his face and throws her off. He stumbles to his feet as a male fox in store uniform walks up to him.
"Are you going to pay for that!" the fox boy yells at Niner as he was trying to run until Rasha leaps to her feet and charges at him throwing a punch at him.
"Sorry about this buddy!" Niner cries as he grabs the tod and places him in front of Rasha and taking the punch that sends the tod cart wheeling in the air crashing into a bread rack. "Fuck!!She...is.... trying.... to..... kill.... me!" Niner says in his best William Barkman's voice in Star Bark. "Time to get the secret weapon!"
He dashes off dodging the other customers while Rasha took the high road running on top the merchandise aisle hot on his tail.
"You can't escape me!!!" Rasha roars as she throws a large detergent bottle at Niner. He dodges the projectile as it flew over his head and hits an elderly sheep woman up side her head knocking her out.
"You killed grandma!" Niner yells as the other customers runs panicking and screaming.
"Hold still and I wouldn't have to worry about it you sick bastard!!!!" Rasha yells as she throws a iron at Niner hitting him in his back. Niner yelps in pain as he turns to a beverage aisle looking for a certain energy drink.
"No...no...no...hah!! There's my Red Squirrel Energy Drink!" he howls victorious as he grabs a 12 pack and runs as Rasha is hot on his tail when she hears the lemur girl calling her name.
"Rasha!!"
"Damn!!! You lucky this time doggie!!!" she yells as she stalks off. Niner let's out a breath of relief as he goes to the cashier and pays for the 12 pack and leaves the store.
The End.
Bah! I'm just fucking with you!! The fight's just getting started!!
Later, that night Niner meets up with two of his friends outside a strip club called "Nasty Vixen". One was a male red squirrel morph wearing a blue fish net shirt and purple jeans with chains. His name was Jax. The other was a male raccoon wearing a neon blue shorts and shirts. His name was Rex.
"Hey! Niner! How did that tiger girl at the store treat you?" Rex said jokingly
"Fuck!! 5[-]3 got 50m3 i55u335!" Niner retorts.
"At least she was a hottie!" Jax said.
"Yeah! 0n P.M.5!!!"
"Stop with the leet talking and get rid of that 12 pack Red Squirrel Niner!!!"
Rex responds.
"N3v3r"!!!!!
The trio enters the club and sees everyone having a good time. One corner, an orgy was going on with a blue lizard girl getting double penetrated by two ocelot males on a pink silk, king size bed . In another corner, a skunk girl was being anal fucked by a bull on a red heart shaped bed. Everyone was just having sex all over the place.
"84[-]!!! It's too crowded in here! Let's pay for three private rooms!" Niner
howls.
Rex pays the nude panther girl. "Which girls do you three want to mate with?" the panther girl replies.
"Lemur! I heard they were real flexible in bed!" Rex yells.
"Vixen!" the squirrel boy says.
"Well, give me some feline. I want some pussy!!" Niner snickers.
The trio went off to their individual rooms. Niner was sitting in a blue hazed room with silk covering the huge light blue bed. Niner grabs a wine bottle and glass from a stand by the bed. He pops the cork and pores some in a glass. A few seconds later, the door open and a dark female figure walks seductively towards the bed. Niner sniffs in her scent deeply.
"Hmmm...you smell nice." Niner says as his pants grew 3 sizes too small.
"Why thank you." the feline replies.
"Hehehehe. You make think about that cute tiger girl I ran into today."
"Oh. Really?" she remarks as the tone in her voice changes.
"Yeah, I accidentally ran into the women's bathroom and from there everything went to hell when she walked in."
"Was she wearing a black bra and skirt?" she growls.
"Yes, she was!!!How do you know?" Niner says as he down a Red Squirrel drink.
"MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS ME!!!!"
Niner sputters as he looked closely at the figure to see an angry Rasha glaring at him in a black thong and bra twitching her tail. "OH SHIT!!!!!" he yells as he grabs three more energy drinks and downs them one after another.
"That's right bitch boy and now I am going to get my revenge!!!!" she roars
as she lunges at Niner knocking him to his back straddling his torso punching him repeatly as her breasts slaps him in his face.
"Smite me again!! Smith me again!!!" he yells as the energy drink slowly kick in.
This only make her infuriates her she grabs him and throws him into a wall. Then things went from crazy to insane.
"I [-]4v3 t[-]3 p0w3r!! Ph34r m3!!" he says as he pushes Rasha backwards and kicks in her stomach cause her to buckle over and gasp. Rasha recover quickly and grabs Niner as he tries to dash pass her and slams his head through a wall. In the next room, the raccoon male was cuddling with a lemur girl on the bed when Niner head pops through the wall over their heads.
"The fuck Niner!!!?? What are you doing???!!!" Rex yells as the lemur girls screams and runs out the room.
"Remember that girl I told you about?? Well she works here and now she's kicking my ass." Niner hollers.
Sudden he is forced through the wall and bounces off the bed as Rex turn around to stare at the hole in the wall and sees Rasha stepping through onto the bed.
"You pissed a tiger off!!!!????" Rex yells.
"Yep."
Rex leaps out of the way as Rasha charges at Niner. Niner sees an unopen wine bottle on the floor picks it up and slams it on top of Rasha's skull as she got close stunning her. He then pushes her back and drops kick her through a wall into the main lobby upsetting several patrons.
"Wait. Don't run. This is only the beginning!!!" he yells as he leaps through the hole into the lobby. He looks around not seeing her and decides to try the other rooms. He kicks in the first door to see Jax strapped down on the bed with a vixen dominatrix in a black outfit beating him on his ass with a whip.
"Niner! Get out!! I am busy here!!
"Yikes!!" Niner replies as he closes the door. "Now let's try door number 2!!!" he yells as he kicks down the door to see two green lizards girls on the bed in a 69 position giving each other oral sex. "5w33t!!!I got to come to this room later." he says as he closes the door and tries a third door. "Third time the charm!!!" he cries as he kick down the third door to see a tod being fudge packed by a black wolf. "My eyes!!! My eyes!!!" he cries as he runs out the room face first into Rasha's E cup breasts.
"Oh 5[-]it!!! 4mbu5[-]!!!" he cries as she punches him in the face sending him sailing backwards into Rex who just happens to be in the area.
"Medic!!!" Rex yells as Niner recovers and pick up a metal folding chair.
"I am going to do 3d10 damage to your face with the folding chair!!!" Niner yells as he charges Rasha.
"YOU WON'T DARE!!!" she yells and ended up being smacked on top of her skull. Niner jaws dropped to the floor as she shakes the effects off and growls at him.
"Holy shit! How much hit points do you have!!!???" Niner yells as Rasha starts to stalks towards him and suddenly her eyes glazes over as she sniffs the air deeply. Niner was confused until he sniffs an unmistakable scent of a female in heat. "No! No!! Shit!!! Not good!!! Ahhhh!!!!!" Niner cries as Rasha purrs and tackles him to the floor ripping his clothes off in the process. The other patrons and workers see this and run out the club.
"Help!!! Rex!!" Niner cries as he is being dragged off to a room.
"No way!!! She would rape me instead of you."
"Then get Jax!!!"
" He was the first one out the door and I am about to leave. Here! You're gonna need this!" Rex yells as his toss a bag to Niner.
"This is catnip!!!"
"I know."
"No!!!!! I won't be able to walk for two weeks after this!!!" Niner yells as he was drugged into the room and soon the sounds of sex fill the air as well as screaming of pain and pleasure throughout the night and half way through the next day.
Winner:
Rasha by rape
and with a new boyfriend!
Loser:
Niner!
In the hospital
for two weeks wearing a lower
body cast for his
dick and balls!!!!
And Rasha waiting for him
to check out.
"No more!!! I am still recovering!!!!!" Niner yells as Rasha carries him out the hospital.
The end.. for now!!!