The Legend of the Wark (full story)
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(written in the ancient language)
Wan daye theer waws a shark and a woulfe. Upon theyr dynner tayble there rested a rocke. Thee rocke was to be theyr meale. Thee shark spitteth roars at thee woulfe, for he hungereth verily. Thee woulfe snapped his teethe and jawes at thee shark, for he hungereth verily.
Each daye thys occurred. Upon thee wan-hundredth-and-forty-seventh daye, the woulfe sayeth, "NO MOURE!" and bit thee shark.
Thee shark, having his face inside of thee woulfe, sayeth, "AWAAAAAAAA!"
Thee woulfe founde thys to be of humour and guffawed. He laughed so hardily that he pyssed himself. Thee point where thee pyss and thee grounde met became fertilyzed and grewe roots.
FYVE-HUNDREDTH-MYLLION-YEARSE LATER...
The pi$$ $eeped into the groundwater and, amid$t that, began to $prout up a great bean$talk. The bean$talk had upon it a great pod. Nine-hundred-thousand years later, a wark came out and ate everyone on the world.
And they all lived happily ever after. In the belly of the wark.