Teleported!

Story by porterjoe on SoFurry

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A story requested by user night-spore426 (https://night-spore426.sofurry.com/). He offered me the plot of a transformation story based around a teleporter accident a la Star Trek. I was, of course, intrigued and wrote up what I hope is an amusingly goofy interpretation of the story-line. I named the characters in reference to the movies/shows I used for inspiration, see if you can guess what they are! (I'll put the answers at the end in the comments)


"Um, okay I did what you said...but now it's making like a...bleeping noise..." Jeff said anxiously into his phone as he looked at the personal teleportation pad in front of him.

"I can hear the noises it's making, sir," The customer service rep's voice came back with barely practiced patience, "You have me on speakerphone, remember?"

Jeff rolled his eyes and set the phone down, waiting for actual instructions. Sure, he was dealing with the most prolific company in instantaneous transport, but he could do with a little less of the snarkiness. Even if it was only implied.

"Okay, adjust the buffer-manifold with the included number-eight spanner," The customer service representative continued as he checked his easy-smart troubleshooting manual, "After three counterclockwise turns, the beeping should turn to a steady tone and then shut off after approximately 3.2 seconds."

"How's that an approximate amount of time?" Jeff mumbled as he dug around for the appropriate tool, cranking it over the part indicated on his reference sheet.

"I'm just reading what's in front of me, sir. These instructions are intended to be as helpfully inprecise as has been directed by the scientists at the Bumble-Beam Beaming Corporation," the rep sighed back at the sound of irritated ratcheting.

"Right, sorry," Jeff replied automatically at the tone of slight annoyance, but heard the problematic tone from the transporter turn into a sustained whine and then shut off before he could bother to be annoyed back, "Oh! Hey, it worked!"

"I know, sir..." If a voice could convey that the owner was wearily rubbing a palm over his face, this one certainly did, "I'm now going to send our level three test-packet to your unique address to see if everything is working, please step away from the pad at your immediate convenience." The sound of a keyboard typing clacked out of Jeff's mobile.

After a few moments, the pad began glowing while it received terraquads of quatrinary code, the amazing device taking the transmitted data and using it to replicate the highly-sophisticated test-packet from distances that would normally take entire hours of travel time. Jeff watched as a scanning pulse of hovering light began spinning in the center of the pad, slowly fanning out to make a glowing sphere of phosphorescence with the test-packet inside.

"Hey...it made a cupcake, is it supposed to do that?" Jeff asked when the sphere finally dissolved and left a cheerily frosted vanilla cupcake in its stead.

"That is our level three test-module for organic material, please enjoy it courtesy of the Bumble-Beam Beaming Corporation," The rep sighed back through the phone, slightly mollified in that the test run had worked. The Corporation had originally used more scientifically exact test-containers for personal models, but found that using cupcakes gave their service department a much higher customer-satisfaction rating. Also, while the average person would have been utterly flummoxed by the esoteric readouts on the test-devices, most people knew what a vanilla cupcake was supposed to taste like, and could thus identify a properly-functioning device with a near-zero percentage of error.

"Hey, thanks!" Jeff grinned as he nervously poked at the cupcake. Sure it had just been disassembled and reassembled before his eyes using the atomic power located within the original confection...but it did just look like an ordinary dessert after all. He poked it a little harder and tipped it on its side, leaving a little smear of frosting on the surface of the pad just as cupcakes usually did. Finally lifting it towards his mouth, he gingerly peeled back the wrapper and bit into it, smiling at the taste of a dessert that had been catapulted to his home at the speed of electricity,

"Okay, it seems fine," he said towards his phone after setting down the rest of the test-packet, "How long does it take to recharge? I promised I would have this ready so my wife wouldn't have to walk back from the public beaming-stations today."

"The device takes only moments before being ready to function again, your wife could be dialing your address as we speak," The sound of typing resumed as the rep began closing the support ticket, "Please be sure to re-engage the molecular-sorting capacitization filter if you turned it off during the test, and don't be afraid to call back with any more problems."

Jeff tried to remember if he had deactivated the molecular...whatever-thingy and decided he probably had. He looked at his reference sheet, leaned over the device, and quickly flipped the tiny switch to the opposite side. The "off" position, as it were.

"No, I think I'm all set! Just wait till I tell Nina!" Jeff tittered excitedly as he turned back to his set-aside cupcake, "Felix, No! Bad cat!" He sputtered as he saw the lanky housecat licking away at the dessert with a smug look.

A bored sigh echoed out of the mobile, "Then the Bumble-Beam Beaming Corporation thanks you for making use of our award-winning customer service program, please have a..." The rep paused to shudder against the revolting sign-off, "Bumbly Beaming day..." and quickly disconnected the call.

"What have I told you about getting on tables?" Jeff sighed angrily as he picked up the housecat and tossed him back on the floor. He picked up the now...well, he guessed it was ruined cupcake, but tried tearing off the wet bits anyway when his phone began ringing.

Jeff abashedly chucked the rest into a bin before hurrying back to his phone, "Hello?"

"Hey, honey. Did you get our teleporter set up?" Nina's voice came through with hopeful excitement.

"Yep!" Jeff replied proudly, "Gave me a little trouble near the end, but I got it sorted," he breathed out with cool confidence as he polished a nail on his shirt.

"Mmm, clever man! I'm just coming to the station now; see you in a minute, love!" Her voice cooed through the speaker.

"See you soon, darling," he smiled and hung up the phone. The long walk back from her job always seemed like such a pain, and now she just had to make the short trip between her office and the public station to get home. Jeff chuckled happily at the pad as it began glowing, a tiny sphere of light forming above the device as Nina's matter-data was interpreted and rematerialized.

Then time seemed to slow down as the pesky housecat made his way to the little smear of frosting left on the base of the pad. Jeff briefly tried to run and stop the cat from interrupting the data stream, but caught himself and remembered the filter...thingy that was supposed to keep matter-signatures separated. He even began laughing again as the cat went to lick at the smudge underneath his materializing wife. The cat was in for a bit of a surprise once Nina stepped out of the oblong sphere, apparently from nowhere.

But things didn't seem to be going as Jeff had intended...the housecat suddenly yowled as if in pain, it's little body getting sucked into the sphere and spun about as if in a tumbledryer. Jeff's mouth fell open in worried surprise while Nina's outline grew sharper within the grey blur of Felix's hissing and spitting form.

Suddenly, the cat was shot out of the matter-stream, his fur standing up and tail bristling like a bottle-brush as he hit the ground running and vaulted away; small patches of fuzz being left in his wake.

"Nina?!" Jeff croaked anxiously as the sphere of light began to fade around her solidifying form. He didn't think the teleporter should have taken in the cat like that, but at least he was out of there now and might even avoid the machine from now on, "Are you okay, darling?"

"I'm fine, love," Nina chirped confusedly as she stepped off of the pad, the glowing aura around her fading as she went to kiss her husband, "Why?"

"Oh, um...no reason..." Jeff tried to shrug casually and met his wife's lips. But, when he pulled away, the look of worry retook his features, "Er...are you sure you don't feel anything...unusual?" He stared anxiously into her once-hazel eyes, which were slowly fading to pure-green before his gaze.

"Well, now that you mention it...I do feel...OOF!" Nina collapsed forward as if she had been hit in the chest, collapsing forward into her husband and knocking him back.

Jeff reeled away as his wife fell to her hands and knees, a strange moan coming from her throat as she arched her back, "Nina?!"

But the woman couldn't respond, her spine began snapping audibly, the vertebrae dividing and growing as they began pushing out against her lower back. She looked up into Jeff's eyes with pleading agony, her now emerald irises filling her eyes as the pupils drew into feline slits. She shuddered violently as the bones in her feet began rearranging themselves, pushing her shoes off as they lengthened and grew toughened pads on her soles.

"What's...what's happening?" She gasped as she looked down at her hands, her delicate fingers swelling slightly and the nails pulling back as they grew into narrow claws. Her skin appeared to be turning from its fleshy peach to a curious, speckled grey before her very eyes. But, even as her vision adjusted to her new eye-shape she could sill feel a velveteen fuzz forming on the backs of her paw-like hands and working up her arms. The previously shocking pain faded to an uncomfortable tingle as she slowly sat back on her haunches, staring with fascination as the fuzz pushed out of her follicles into fine, silky fur.

She even started to giggle under a heady delirium as her jaw and nose were pushed out into a muzzle, her upper lip pinching in the middle and thinning as it was pulled tight against her lengthening eye-teeth, "This is really weird!" She laughed before rolling forward, her joints continuing to pop and crackle as they interpreted the feline DNA that had merged with her own. The fleshy length of her tail was the last to sprout her new fur as it shot from underneath her skirt, tearing the waistband of her underwear as it grew out behind her.

Jeff was transfixed as he watched the transformation, unable to even reach for his phone to call for an ambulance. He just stood agape as Nina rolled onto her side, giggling while her calves shortened and her toes grew smooth pads similar to the ones on the balls of her feet. She looked down and flexed them, watching as four little claws shot out from under the grey-furred tips and clenched her fingers to make them do the same.

"What happened?" She sighed blearily as the fascination with her altered body began to dissolve into panic.

"Uhh...you turned into a cat..." Jeff mumbled as his brain short-circuited and decided stating the obvious, "A very...very pretty cat..." He added involuntarily. This was his wife he was talking to...and it wasn't really a lie either.

Nina shook her head and felt the air whistling past her seemingly enormous ears that now poked out through her dark hair. She reached up shakily to feel along the triangular shapes with her paw, feeling the short fuzz along the back while they seemed to rotate on their own towards impossibly clear sounds, "I'm...a cat?" She muttered in similar disbelief as she shakily got to her feet. She stumbled slightly as she tried to rest on heels that weren't there anymore, but pitched her weight forward to balance on her new hind paws.

"Yeah...but..." Jeff lurched forward to try and support her as he saw her wobbling, but pulled back as he saw her new tail thrash back and act as a counterbalance, "You really do look...amazing like this..."

Nina looked over at her husband with curiously fish-eyed vision, her still-human brain unsure of how to interpret the images her feline eyes were sending it. The effect made her dizzy, and she wobbled over to a sofa to sit down, "How did this...? How did I...?"

"Felix got sucked into the matter-stream..." Jeff whispered anxiously as he helped her the rest of the way to her seat, "It must have...merged you, I guess?"

"But...I thought there were fail-safes?" Nina mumbled in confusion as she sat down, the curious sensation of her fur flattening against the cushions sending a delightful tingle up her flexible spine, "Isn't there a molecular filter on these things?"

"Ohhh...hell..." Jeff finally realized what he had done, he must have turned off the filter when he thought he was re-activating it, "Oh, god...Nina...I think this was my fault..." He looked at her imploringly, taking her warm paws in his hands as he tried to apologize, "I'm so sorry, darling...I...I don't know what to say..."

Nina felt her claws extending as she watched Jeff attempting to explain, but managed to pull them back in before they cut into his flesh, "You did this to me?" She whispered with a hint of anger, but then she shifted her legs against the front of the sofa and felt her downy fluff brush past the fabric in an unbelievably cozy and satisfying way.

"I'm sorry, I really am, I didn't know...it was an accident," Jeff pressed her paws to his face, "I'll call the company right away though...I'm sure they'll be able to fix it, no problem..." He tried for hopeful cheeriness, but his voice just came out as a sickened croak of shame.

Nina felt an odd vibration echoing in her throat. Was she...purring to try to comfort her husband? "Mrr...Hmm...It's okay, love, really...It doesn't feel so bad..." She rubbed her satiny pawpads against his cheek and sniffed away a tear. The sudden rush of scents assaulted her nose with information, she could smell...everything, but not like holding something up and catching its odor. Her nose dragged in the comforting aromas of her home, her clothes, and even her dear husband all at once, but her quickly adapting mind was able to sort them all out individually. Smells that had once seemed a little unpleasant like the faint musk of his sweat under his cologne was overpowered with the sense of it being uniquely his, and memories of their relationship together cartwheeled through her mind.

"Just wait here, I'll get them on the line right away," Jeff squeezed her paw reassuringly and started to move to get up.

"Wait," Nina shook her head against the stimulating giddiness, "Did you mean it? When you said I was pretty like this?" She frowned slightly at the words, but she had never...experienced her husband like this. And...it felt so nice as she shrugged against the cushions, like being wrapped in fleecy warmth.

"Er...well, I mean...you'll always be beautiful to me, darling. No matter what," Jeff smiled weakly, "But you are quite ravashing like this," He leaned forward to hug her, anxious despite his guilt to feel if her body was as warm as her paws.

"I think...I kind of like it," Nina smiled back fell into his embrace, feeling her lips part while she moved to kiss him.

Jeff wriggled happily as he put his arms around her, Nina's higher than usual body-temperature radiating over him as he put his mouth to her muzzle. Sensation exploded through him as her rough tongue pressed into his; it felt like the first time they kissed while they tried to maneuver their tongues around unfamiliar geometry.

Nina broke away suddenly with a radiant blush showing through the fur of her face, and she quickly scooted back with a paw at her groin, "What?!" She gasped as a sliding throb pulsed through her nethers, her heartbeat seemingly echoed in her pubic area.

She tugged up her skirt and pried off her torn panties, looking with horror and an unfamiliar...desire at a curious bulge swelling above her vagina. A valley fur appeared to be parting around a little pink finger, two little orbs pressing out above her fuzz-lined mons. The length continued throbbing as it swelled larger, making her breathing come in more shallow gasps as she felt the shape hardening with each beat of her pulse.

"What...is...that?" She moaned as the shape began twitching against the gathered fabric of her skirt, "Tell me...tell me that's not what I think it is..."

"Um...well...Felix was a...boy cat, after all..." Jeff tried to sound reassuring, it seemed his brain was adapting to being presented with the impossible, "It looks like...a penis."

"I can't have one of those!" Nina sputtered as she continued staring at the needily jumping form, "I...I can't..." She shuddered under the waves of desire that seemed to amplify with every twitch of her new erection, "I can't have..." She hesitantly reached down to feel the unwelcome appendage, the touch sending lightning bolts of pleasure through her loins and back up through her body, "OHHH! Fuck that...that feels GOOD!" She panted as the feeling of arousal coupled against her feminine sex, the waves of pleasure feeding off of each other as she began stroking the shape.

"Uh..." Jeff was once again transfixed as he watched Nina pumping her fist over her cock, the transformed cat leaning back and throwing her legs up onto the couch as she pawed off.

"Damnit...that feels good..." She continued mewling as the ecstasy beat over her body, her sexes uniting to shoot unbearable euphoria over her quivering form. "Help...help me..." She finally heaved as she looked at her husband, not sure herself if she meant to make her stop or to aid her to orgasm.

Jeff took it to mean the latter, an oddly arousing smell of vanilla mingling with the familiar tang of her nectar. He leaned forward and felt the feverish heat from her body against his face as he moved over her throbbing, pink tip; he carefully licked at the pulsing shape and found creamy sweetness bubbling from the slit under his tongue.

Nina's hips spasmed under the stimulation of his breath, another gurgle of clear precum beading and trickling into her palm, "Don't stop!" She almost screamed as she felt her vagina buzz more strongly and encourage a similar tingling in her shaft, "Please don't stop!"

Jeff put his hand around her pumping wrist as he put his mouth back over her cock, pulling her paw away and bobbing his head over her tapered penis. He felt her other paw grip the back of his head and force him down farther over her, making him gag slightly as her cock slid against his tongue and down his throat. But the taste...it was so...Nina...and he bobbed his head faster as she gripped his hair in her fingers.

"More!" She yowled as the agonizing need vibrated through her sexes, "I need to..."

Jeff coughed under the frantic pressure on the back of his head, yet he tried cramming more of his wife's cock into his mouth anyway.

"It feels funny...I think I'm about toaaahHHH!" She let out a high-pitched moan as the buzzing through her loins coalesced into a sustained beat, her vagina beginning to tighten in response to the sickly-pleasurable swelling from her testicles. She bucked her hips rapidly as her passage began flexing rhythmically and a fluidic heat gathered through her shaft. Nina ejaculated for the first time with both of her paws pushing desperately on her husband's skull, the unfamiliar bliss coupled with her female orgasm making her mewl and sob in joy.

Thick, hot gushes of vanilla-flavored sweetness burst down Jeff's throat as his wife climaxed. He couldn't breathe and felt like his head was wrapped in thick wool from the heat of her body and the surges of her new semen. He might have been put off, but it seemed that Felix's organic data wasn't the only thing that had found its way into Nina's genetic code; the smear of frosting on the pad appeared to have merged with her sexual fluids.

Nina's hips continued twitching through her orgasm, the churning orbs of her testicles unable to keep up the flow that seemed appropriate for the bliss racing over her. She huddled over Jeff's head as he continued suckling her penis, eager to draw out every drop of frosting-like cum that he could find.

"Hhh...I'm...that feels like magic, love," She panted down at him as her sexes finally eased out of climax, "Th-Thank you..." She began purring again as he started to sit up into her open embrace.

"Your cum tastes like...cupcakes..." he whispered into her neck.

"Mmm," She just hummed and continued purring under the crushing, post-coital glow.

"But...you're still...hard..." He hummed back and ran a finger up her dripping cleft before tracing it along the edge of her sheath. It was strange to feel what ought to be male genitalia on his beautiful wife, but the cozy layer of fur seemed to burn away any resistance to embrace it as a new and exciting part of his love.

Nina gasped under his touch and fell back from him, the buzzing restarting along her sexes, "Don't...don't touch me! You're going to make me cum again!" She clawed at her clothes as she writhed against the sofa, moaning as another orgasmic pang sounded through her loins.

"Do you want to...?" He asked hopefully as he watched her throw away her blouse and bra, her exposed breasts coated in lighter-grey fur and capped with cute, pink nipples, "Because...I think I want to have sex with you..." He started undoing the buckle of his belt, suddenly realizing the discomfort in his straining jeans.

Nina whimpered under the renewed arousal that sent her penis pressing against her little tummy, her tail thrashing as she spread her legs in anticipation, "God, yes! Fuck me...hurry!"

Jeff made the mistake of caressing her genitals in a show of his goodwill, making the cat-girl arch her back and scream as a new round of ejaculation sent syrupy bursts of her semen over her belly. Jeff tried to keep undressing, but froze once he had removed his jeans to watch her humping into the air and spurt glistening lines across her stomach and breasts.

"I'm...I'm not going to be able to stop...!" She mewled in panic as her vagina clenched again with her ejaculations, her eyes locked on the trails of cum splattering into her fur. Euphoria soaked tears squeezed out of her eyes as the release finally slowed, blurring the pattern of sticky beads over her belly while she tried to catch her breath.

Nina felt the irresistible urge to begin cleaning herself, leaning forward with her elastic-spine to run her tongue over the wetted fur. Jeff had been right, she thought with inward satisfaction. She did taste like frosting...

The quite thoroughly aroused human practically jack-knifed out of the rest of his clothes in anxiousness to feel Nina's plush fur against his bare skin, toppling her back and digging his face into her soft neck. Nina let out a delighted giggle and threw her legs around him to hook her ankles behind his thighs, practically squealing with joy when she felt his erection press against the velvety fuzz of her vulva.

"You look so beautiful like this, really," Jeff whispered as he pushed his aching member into her, "I can't wait to see you cum again..." He punctuated the thought with a gentle thrust to drive into her blindingly hot nethers and relishing the maddening heat of her passage.

The deliriously aroused cat just mewled in need to feel him in her all the way, moving a paw along the back of her throbbing shaft before he humped forward and pressed against her churning testicles. Nina's body shuddered under the intensely intimate feeling of her downy fur rubbing along his smooth flesh and let out a heady gasp as he pushed apart her still tingling walls. She whimpered and pulled his body closer, feeling the ventral bulge of her cock pulsing against his stomach.

Jeff began pumping his hips slowly, his own, human body shuddering at the searing heat around his cock. But everything else felt just like Nina to him, the cascading warmth making every thrust into her familiar sex amplify his loving lust to feel her.

"Cum in meee..." She moaned as her penis sent twitching bliss to meet her filled vagina.

Her husband thrust his hips faster, making her erection soak their tummies in her rapidly flowing precum. The heat was almost becoming unbearable as he pressed his mouth to her muzzle, her rough, feline tongue darting between his lips with a stuttering purr. He felt like he was in a sauna of erotic warmth, making him drowsy under the stimulation of feeling her new genitalia twitching in anticipation of her orgasm.

Jeff released his lock on her fuzzy mouth to press his nose back into her neck, curving his spine forward with his continued humping as he inhaled her vanilla-laced scent. He could only imagine what he must smell like to her with her much more sensitive nose, and hoped desperately that it was as enticingly erotic as hers was to him.

But there wasn't much time to stop and smell her fur as their testicles pulled back respectively, Nina's vagina erupting into sensation as it began to hug his cock tighter.

"Oh...oh god...yes," She gasped into the side of his head as sexual fire spouted through her veins, "Cum in me, please..." She begged as he pressed in all the way. Her pleas were soon answered by a rush of liquid arcing up into her womb, the climaxing couple writhing their bodies in crippling euphoria. Gushes of wetness erupted from the tip of her trapped cock, the hot semen dousing into her fur and smearing along his bare stomach.

Wrapped in almost steaming satisfaction, the husband and wife slowly regained their breath as they locked-lips yet again. Nina continued to purr giddily as she felt her new cock retreating into the fuzzed valley of her sheath, and resisted the mounting feline urge to start licking herself clean.

"That was...really good," Jeff mumured as he looked into her startlingly attractive eyes, "Maybe...maybe we don't have to call up the customer service department right away?" He added with a hopeful grin.

The humanoid cat purred all the louder as she rubbed her muzzle along his cheek, marking him with her newly-gained scent, "Maybe we don't have to call them at all..." She bit her lip and looked back into his delighted gaze.