Prequel to How Do We Humans

Story by hiimkitt on SoFurry

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Slightly NSFW, not bad enough to deserve a higher rating.

All Characters except for Vance are non-humans. u nu /... don't worry uploading all furry stuff after this.


"Let's make this a bet fucker." "You're on. If I win, you keep your hands to yourself and HAVE to be nice to me." "I win, you do a dance." "Fine." "On the pole"

"Fuck that, no"

"Then don't lose"

Janik and Ray had made a bet that if Ray could last one whole day without looking at her boobs or ass, she would do a little 'dance' for him, and he had done it. By the end of the night Ray had been staring relentlessly at the clock, even though he couldn't tell time, but he knew when that clock had all the little pointy things on it at the top he would win, and it only had one more little mark-thingy to go. His fingers drummed on the table in front of him as he waited, and as soon as that clock had fucking FINALLY done what he wanted, he turned around and his eyes went straight to boobs. "I win~" he gloated. "c'mon Fruity," he said, grabbing the unwilling giant and dragging her along out of the bar that he, Janik, and Janik's boyfriend had been standing around in. "C'mon you two, we're going clubbing~" Ray said, a spring in his step. He gave zero fucks about the mortified look on Janik's face, or the 'wat' face that the other guy had.

As she was led like a pig to slaughter, Janik regretted everything she had ever done in life that had led her to this point, especially the part where she had agreed to this stupid bet in the first place. She was spacing out so badly that she didn't even notice that Ray had handed her a handful of fabric until she felt him nudge her hard in the gut. "You can't dance like dat gurl, they'll laugh you right off," he was saying, handing her an even smaller bit of clothing, which would turn out to be the bottoms to the outfit. "Don't ruin my clothes, or I will never forgive you," Ray said, pushing her to the bathroom and smacking her on the butt as she went.

"You know she's my girlfriend, right?" Cadence asked, giving Ray a mixed look between annoyance, admiration, and jealousy; he couldn't smack Janik's butt like that and not get the 'not in public look'.

"Dis gon' be good, you'll thank me later... probably," Ray replied nonchalantly, dancing from foot to foot, waiting to see Fruity fuck up; he didn't really think that she'd be any good at this sort of thing, she was big, awkward and weird, ain't no way that she could pull it off in his mind.

Meanwhile, Janik was just trying to figure out how to put on Ray's clothes in the bathroom of the club they had gone into. She figured the little blue thing was the bottom half, but after pulling off her own pants, and trying them on, she noticed how short, and tight, they were on her; they were mercifully elastic, but that didn't help the fact that Ray was nearly a foot shorter than her. As she put on the shirt, however, she wondered exactly how much skin Ray showed wearing this, because practically everything up to her boobs was showing in this thing. The sleeves didn't even reach down to her wrists. "I hate you Ray," she muttered to herself as she waddled out out of the bathroom, pulling on the shorts, trying to make them longer somehow, and trying to get some sense of being dressed.

Just as Janik was coming out, a new person was coming in; Vance was carrying a folding chair and chewing a piece of gum at the same time. It was damn near a miracle that he hadn't fallen on his face yet, due to his inability to multitask. He followed Janik to the table where she was headed, recognizing her by the butt more or less. That was about the only part of her that he actually recognized. "Gurl please, what ARE you wearing?" Vance asked, looking Janik up and down.

"THOSE IS MY CLOTHESES, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, GURLLL?" Ray said, going full gay on this new fucker.

"Ladies, please, if I show any more leg I'll be naked, let's get this over with BEFORE someone recognizes me," Janik said, thought she looked like she was about to pee her pants or something.

Taking pity on the boobs, Ray stood up. "Come on, I'll do it with you so that you don't have to feel so embarrassed when you fuck up," he said, patting her shoulder with a smirk.

The straps of suspenders were not long enough was what Janik had realized, as they only made her problem of 'this is too tight' worse. She turned red as she followed after Ray. She eyed the pole in annoyance.

Vance opened up the chair and set it down backwards as he smirked, and looked at Cadence. "I'm gay, but dis gon' be goooood," he said as kicked his feet back and forth, excited for what he knew was about to happen. "You first Fruity," Ray said as he pushed Janik forward toward the pole that Janik was desperately trying to back away from. "Why are you constantly saying no gurl, ain't no one going to help you! Jusss do it. I won't laugh." Hard, he added in his head.

It was a good thing that Ray had given Janik his clothes, otherwise she would have been laughed off immediately, but now quite a few people from the crowd did have their eyes on her and Janik just wanted to curl up into a ball and die. She touched the pole with one finger before backing away. "Just think of how many girls have touched this thing, ew, it's unsanitary!" she squealed.

"Would you stop being a pussy and just get it over with? Damn gurl, I already said I'd do it too to make you feel better, why you gotta be so BORING," Ray said pushing her once again.

Janik gave him one final 'I hate you' looks before taking the pole in both hands, breathing out slowly, heart racing from fear.

She put both hands on the pole and walked around it, trying to think of something to do, until he noticed that all the other girls were doing sorts of 'tricks' on it, and narrowed her eyes as she thought. "Is that it Fruity?" Ray asked, laughing until Janik put up a finger in his face. "I got this," Janik said, before wrapping one leg around the pole and twisting around it to test how slippery it was, and once she got that measurement suddenly she flipped herself upside down, spinning much faster than she had been before, until her head almost touched the floor, and bent backwards over the pole, gripping it with her knees to flip herself back over, and slide slowly down again spinning more. Needless to say she was quite dizzy once she was down again. "Well Ray, your turn," she said dizzily as she tried to walk back to her chair.

"Why do you have to have booooobs," Vance whined. "It's not fairrrrrr!"

Ray's expression was worth all of the dizziness in the world, in Janik's opinion anyway. She smiled and waved her hand at him as he stood there awkwardly before going up to the pole. The second a testicle touched the pole though, he squealed and jumped away. He hated being a human. "Fuck this shit," he screeched as he ran away. As Janik laughed at him, he frowned. "OH YEAH, WELL YOU'RE WEARING MY UNDERWEAR."

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW."