Marching songs #3

Story by Buck wild wolf on SoFurry

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#3 of Marching songs

Cadet marching songs


The Flying Fortress

(A on the march song)

They took the Flying Fortress up to 40000 feet

Up to 40000 feet

And he ain't gona jump no more

And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

The corporal tied a slip knot in the Sargent's parashoot

The Sargent's parashoot

And he ain't gona jump no more

And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

They scraped him off the run way with a rusty bayonet

A rusty bayonet

And he ain't gona jump no more

And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

They put him in a box and sent him to his mom

Sent him to his mom

And he ain't gona jump no more

And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

His mom dident want him so she sent him back to us

Sent him back to us

And he ain't gona jump no more

And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

We dident want him so we sent him to the mess

Sent him to the mess

And he ain't gona jump no more

And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

The mess dident want him so they put him in the soup

They put him in the soup

And he ain't gona jump no more

And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

The moral of the story is to tie your own shoot

To tie your own shoot

And he ain't gona jump no more

And The Lord said "glory glory what a hell of a way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a hell of a way to die when your balls hang lower then your paratrooper boots"

The moral of the moral is to never eat the soup

Never eat the soup

And he ain't gona jump no more