Cave Drawer and the Magical Tablet
This is a non-furry story. I typed this story back in October 2011. Took me 2-3 months to make. Since everyone was buying those tablets I thought why not make a story about a tablet that brings things to life including words. Every time a character would ask/wish for something they would get it.
I named Cave after the main character in the story.
Enjoy the story!
Chapter 1: Introductions
This is a story about a guy named Cave Drawer who drew 3D sidewalk art for a living. He was a tall guy at 6 feet, 5 inches, a mullet, blue jeans, a groovy tie-dye shirt, and brown sandals with white socks. He got the name after he painted trees, deer, moose, and wolves on his bedroom walls to make it look like he was living in the woods. He also painted a blue sky, white clouds, and the sun on the ceiling. He would also put glow stickers on the ceiling to make it look like he was in outer space at night time. Some of his drawings were so real they made people faint. Some of them were swimming pools, very tall waterfalls, skyscrapers, airplanes in the sky, and one time he drew a parking lot with some cars in the parking spaces. One day in the park he thought, "Man, I am tired of doing this for a living. I wish I could do it just for the fun of it." He got so frustrated that he chucked some of his chalk into the bushes. The chalk that he threw led him to a water fountain deep into the woods. This fountain had a black pot in the middle with water that had a golden glow to it and water jumping over the pot forming a rainbow. There was a sign on the fountain and it said, "Pot-o-Gold fountain" and underneath the title it said, "All your wishes will come true if you flip a coin into the pot." Cave Drawer shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why is this fountain any different from the rest because they all have the same quote and your wishes never come true?" He decided to take a chance and flipped a one dollar gold coin into the pot. He wished for a magical tablet that would make everything he drew come to life. After he threw the coin the pot the water turned into a liquid gold, a rainbow appeared above, and a sudden rush of wind blew past him. He drove home in his dumpy truck, ate dinner, fed his dog Fleabag a golden retriever/Labrador mix and a dog who had a collar so he could talk; and went to bed. Later that night a tablet appeared underneath his pillow. This is where our story begins.
Chapter 2: Receiving the Tablet
When Cave Drawer woke up he noticed that his pillow was harder than usual. He looked underneath the pillow and there was the magical tablet waiting for him. He thought to himself, "How can this be? I didn't lose a tooth last night and when I lose a tooth I usually get a dollar." There was a note beside the tablet and it said, "Hey Cave Drawer, this is the collects your teeth at night. I flew over the magical fountain and saw what you wished for. To avoid the headaches that come with shipping, I decided to deliver it myself. Besides, flying is a lot faster than driving and walking on foot." Your friend, T.F. The first thing Cave Drawer decided to draw was of course breakfast. On the tablet he drew a glass of orange juice, French toast, eggs, and crispy bacon on a breakfast-in-bed tray. The breakfast that he drew on the screen disappeared and a few seconds later appeared over his lap. He was stunned, he couldn't believe it. "I wonder what else I can draw to life," Cave Drawer said. His dog, Flea Bag came into the room scratching and biting himself like crazy. He was also making that annoying slurping sound when licking himself clean. He checked Flea Bag for fleas but there was nothing there. He must have a habit for biting and scratching like many dogs do. Cave Drawer drew fleas with "No Sign" symbols over them and wrote, "Kill all fleas." A few seconds later Flea Bag stopped scratching and biting himself, but just to make sure all the fleas were gone he gave the dog a nice long bubble bath. He also gave Flea Bag a big blue dog house."Huh, I can erase stuff from life too. Sweet!" Cave Drawer said joyfully. He got dressed and slid down the stair railings.
Chapter 3: Moving Forward
"What should I do today?" Cave Drawer thought. "Oh! I know I guess I will go shopping. Haven't shopped in a lot time. But first I'll need a lot of cash." He drew a $20 dollar bill on the tablet and wrote that he wanted 1000 copies of $20 dollar bills. All of a sudden $20 dollar bills start falling from the sky like confetti on New Year's Eve. His dog, Flea Bag, start rolling in it even though it was fresh clean money. It took him a few minutes to gather up all of the money and stuff some in his safe. When he opened the garage door, he couldn't look at his rusty truck anymore. First he erased his old truck and replaced it with a nice Black Jeep Hummer with 30mpg highway. Inside the Hummer it had a huge built in GPS with up-to-date technology, a PS3, big vibrating speakers, spinning rims, nice leather seats and a nice sunroof. When he pulled out of the drive way the car was quiet like a lioness's purring. The jeep was so wide it took up two lanes of a two-way street and this made people that were driving behind him mad. They were honking their horns like crazy and could not pass no matter how hard they try. When he pulled into the parking he parked in the back because his car took up two spaces. When he went into the Mega store the doors made an applause sound like it was saying thanks for coming in. He grabbed a gigantic shopping cart and started shopping for appliances and stuff that he needed for the house. He bought a red washer and dryer that spun clothes on the sides, a huge steel refrigerator that had two doors that would open on each side and a pull-out freezer at the bottom, a toaster oven, a microwave that could pretty much cook anything in minutes, a blender so powerful that it could fly off like a helicopter, a lawnmower that could cut so much grass that their would be no lawn left, an HDTV that would suck you into another dimension, a vibrating recliner that would turn anybody into melting butter, and many other things for the house. When he ordered the big appliances he had to deliver them since they wouldn't fit in his car. When he got home he put everything into place; he put the TV and recliner in the living room, the toaster oven, microwave and blender in the kitchen, and the lawn mower in the garage. The big appliances were shipped overnight. In the morning he unpacked the appliances and placed the washer and dryer in the laundry room and the refrigerator in the kitchen underneath little cabinets. There was no food in the refrigerator. No worries. He had his magic tablet. He filled the refrigerator with 2 gallons of milk, 2 dozen eggs, bacon, yogurt, shredded cheese, margarine, ice cream sandwiches, lettuce, tomatoes, fruit, potatoes, vegetables, packaged meat, and condiments. Yup! Cave Drawer was set for life. If he wanted fast food he could draw it on the tablet too. He also filled up the backyard with a swimming pool, a big blue trampoline, a beautiful garden, and a gazebo. He could even win the lottery if he wanted too.
Chapter 4: Someone Else Knows
One stormy Friday afternoon, Fleabag was in a very bad mood. He was getting into the garbage, making scary howling sounds, he wouldn't go outside no matter how badly he need to go, and making those annoying whimpering sounds. Cave Drawer was also having a bad day."Dang it, Flea Bag where is the tablet? I know who have it. Where is it?" He was searching for the tablet, but no matter how hard he tried he couldn't find it. He started to blame the dog because he knew the dog was jealous of him for paying more attention to the tablet than him. Even though Flea Bag had a lot of toys and treats it just wasn't enough. Flea Bag was becoming a spoiled rotten dog. Cave Drawer looked out into the backyard and saw a little pile of dirt next to the dog's dog house. When he closed the back door behind him, Flea Bag was scratching and banging the door like crazy. It was like he was saying, "No don't dig up that tablet. It's evil. You never ever pay any attention to me." Before Cave Drawer could get to it a huge bolt of lightning crashed into the dogs house and blew it up into a million pieces. Afterwards he dug up the tablet and found out that it had water damage and the screen had a huge crack from the lightning. "No! No! Why! Why! What did I do to deserve this? Oh, well. Might as well wish for another one if it's possible." said Cave Drawer sadly. He drove his car to the park and flipped a gold coin into the fountain and wished for another one and a few minutes later a new tablet appeared in his back pocket. What Cave Drawer didn't know was that a girl named Goody Two Shoes was in the bushes spying on him as he made his wish. Her eyes were wide open. She couldn't believe what was happening right in front of her. She was named Goody Two Shoes because she was perfect in every way and had a huge closet full of shoes. She had long blond hair, a nice body, smooth skin, beautiful eyes and eyelashes, French-manicured nails, smelled like cupcakes, nice full lips, and a nice voice. She wore blue jeans, a green tank top, and black shoes with flames on them. After he left the fountain, she tried it for herself and wished for the same thing Cave Drawer had. Goody Two Shoes said to herself, "Hm. Did it work? Nothing's happening. How come his wish showed up and mine didn't?" In very fine print the fountain said that all first wishes come true after midnight and second wishes come true right away. Later that night a thin square present wrapped in green wrap paper with a red ribbon and bow appeared underneath the Christmas tree. When she awoke the next morning she unwrapped the present and there was a letter inside too. It said, "Hi, Goody Two Shoes. Thanks for the milk and cookies. They were delicious. Anyway, I flew over the fountain and saw your wish in the pot. Hope you like your present. Better be good next year. Ho! Ho! Ho!" Love, S.C. "Oh, my gosh! Thanks Santa Claus! You're the best!" said Goody Two Shoes with excitement. "I know exactly what I am going to do first. I am going to get my revenge at my 10 year high school reunion. I am going to make those girls who called me fat. Mwahaha! Yes, I can see it now." said Goody Two Shoes with an evil laugh. The reunion was next Friday so she had plenty of time to get ready for her evil plan.
Chapter 5: New Friends and New Places
When Cave Drawer got home, Flea Bag was sitting at the front door growling at him. No matter how many toys, treats, and food the dog had it just wasn't enough. So Cave Drawer decided to give Flea Bag a girlfriend. He knew it was wrong to create life out of nothing, but he did it any way. A few minutes later a female dog the same mix as Flea Bag appeared. Flea Bag was barking and jumping for joy. He never saw Flea Bag that happy before. He named her Peach and she had a collar just like Flea Bag so she can talk. He sniffed her and they both played in the back yard. "There that should keep you quiet and busy for a while." Cave Drawer said. He went onto his computer to check up on things and when he opened his email account he got an email invite. He got invited to the 10 year Celebration High School Reunion in the school gym at 6 PM next Friday. "I guess I will go even though I stay in contact with friends on yearbook.com." "What to do? What to do? I need to get a girlfriend. Tired of this single life, because I have everything I need, but I have no one to share it with." The week before his high school reunion he went to the amusement park; the movies, watched movies at home; played video games on the computer and gaming console; walked the dogs; and one day he drew a time machine. That's right a time machine that showed the exact time, month, day, year, and the location of where to go. He could go any where and any time he wanted with a push of a button. He went to try it out and he went back to the 80s and it worked. He went to a two day concert and it was off the hook! He sang all of the songs, took off his shirt and spun it around, and crowd surfed. He brought back some souvenirs too. "This device is amazing," said Cave Drawer amazed.
Chapter 6: High School Reunion
It was two hours before the reunion and Cave Drawer was getting ready. He put grease in his hair and combed it back. He had a black clip-on bow tie, a white under shirt and a white button shirt on top, a black coat, black pants, black socks, black shoes, and a red cloth in the coat pocket. "Oh boy! It's New Years Eve and you know what happens at midnight?" Cave Drawer said to Flea Bag and Peach. The dog said, "Umm it's a New Year." Cave Drawer said, "Close, but not it." "Your first kiss of the year." said Flea Bag. "That's it!" said Cave Drawer. "I can't wait for my very first kiss of the year," squealed Peach. "Me Too," said Flea Bag. "Me Too." "Don't get too anxious guys or you will ruin the surprise," said Cave Drawer. "Wish me luck."I sure hope he finds someone. He seems so lonely lately. Moping and talking to himself a lot. Maybe this will give him an energy boost," Peach said. When Cave Drawer got to the school gym the parking lot was almost full. It must have been a nice reunion if there were that many cars in the parking lot. When he went in a crystal ball hung high in the middle of the gym, surrounded by red and green tissue-paper ribbons. There was also a Tiki bar, a set of bleachers pulled out so people can sit on them; big round tables with white chairs; a huge theater screen to play video games, sing karaoke, and watch the New York New Year's Eve party on TV; a DJ; and a huge buffet. He took a seat at an empty table and a few minutes later all of his old friends rushed to his table. He didn't even have to introduce himself to get recognized. An hour later a beautiful girl walked through the door with the wind blowing her. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at her. When she starts walking again everyone goes back to what they were doing like nothing happened. "Who is that?" asked Cave Drawer. "Dude, where have you been? She moved to our school during senior year right before graduation," said one of his friends. "Hmm. I'm going to talk to her." He went over to the Tiki bar and introduced himself. "Can I buy you a drink?" Cave Drawer asked. "Sure." she said "By the way, my name is Cave Drawer." Cave Drawer said. "Cave Drawer, that's a cool name. Nice to meet you, Cave Drawer. My name is Goody Two Shoes," said Goody Two Shoes introducing herself. "Let me guess, you have a huge collection of shoes. Right?" said Cave Drawer. "How did you know?" smiled Goody Two Shoes. "The shoes you're wearing show it." said Cave Drawer pointing at her shoes. "What do you have there?" said Cave Drawer pointing at her hand. "Oh, this? This is a tablet that brings drawings to life." said Goody Two Shoes showing it to him. "Oh, my gosh! I have one too! See." said Cave Drawer excitedly. "What do you do with your tablet?" "I make girls fat and ugly. Watch this girl coming through the door. I am going to make her hips so big that she can't fit through the door." said Goody Two Shoes. "That's mean!" said Cave Drawer angrily. "I know. I just can't help it. It's funny to watch people be in pain." said Goody Two Shoes. "You don't have to do that. You can change if you want too." said Cave Drawer. Goody Two Shoes was just joking about crashing the reunion with her tablet. She never had an evil plan after all because she knew that all evil plans end badly. All she did once in a while was pull pranks. "How did you get that tablet? There's no store in the world that carries a tablet that powerful." said Cave Drawer concerned. "Last Friday I was spying on you and I saw you making your wish. So I thought I should try it out too. And it worked," Goody Two Shoes explained. "Who sent your tablet?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "The Tooth Fairy slipped it underneath my pillow," Cave Drawer said. "Oh, Santa Claus placed my tablet underneath the Christmas tree," said Goody Two Shoes. "Shall we dance?" asked Cave Drawer holding his hand out. "Yes!" said Goody Two Shoes. They slow danced to the music underneath the crystal ball. His right hand in her left hand and his left hand on her hip. She didn't mind. She took it as a compliment. "I don't know, but I am starting to fall for you," said Cave Drawer confidently. "I think I am too," said Goody Two Shoes agreeing. "May I ask you something?" said Cave Drawer. "Why are you being so nice to me?" "I am not like those low-self esteem irrational girls who chase everybody away," said Goody Two Shoes. "That's no way to meet people." "True. True," said Cave Drawer. They sang karaoke songs and played video games on the big screen till 11:55 PM. "Hey, look its five minutes till midnight!" said Cave Drawer. Cave Drawer and Goody Two Shoes both start the countdown, "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Happy New Year!" Everybody sings Auld Lang Syne: "Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should old acquaintance be forgot, old lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne. And surely you'll buy your pint cup! and surely I'll buy mine! And we'll take a cup o' kindness yet, for auld lang syne. We two have run about the slopes, and picked the daisies fine; But we've wandered many a weary foot, since auld lang syne. We two have paddled in the stream, from morning sun till dine; But seas between us broad have roared since auld lang syne. And there's a hand my trusty friend! And give us a hand o' thine! And we'll take a right good-will draught, for auld lang syne." After the song, she wrapped her arms around his neck and raised her left leg a little bit. There was a brief pause and Cave Drawer leaned in to kiss her. Her lips were soft like peaches. "That was amazing," said Goody Two Shoes. "Want to go to my place?" asked Cave Drawer. "No parents?" murmured Goody Two Shoes crossing her arms and tapping her foot. "No parents," said Cave Drawer. "All right then lets go!" said Goody Two Shoes pulling him.
Chapter 7: A Brand New Year
Before they went into the house, Goody Two Shoes says to him that she had a wonderful time at the reunion and kissed him. "I'm glad you had a wonderful time at the reunion," said Cave Drawer. When they went inside Peach and Flea Bag rushed up to them. "Oh, you didn't tell me you had dogs," said Goody Two Shoes looking surprised. "Don't worry they are not the type of dogs that jump all over people. They are very polite dogs. Goody Two Shoes this is Peach. Peach this is Goody Two Shoes. Goody Two Shoes this Flea Bag. Flea Bag this is Goody Two Shoes," said Cave Drawer introducing the dogs. "Hi," said Peach. "Hi," said Flea Bag. "Did they just speak? How did they do that?" asked Goody Two Shoes surprised. "They have talking dog collars on them so they can talk," said Cave Drawer. "So, what have you two been doing since I was gone?" asked Cave Drawer wondering. "We ate popcorn and watch several movies till midnight with our front paws crisscrossed," explained Flea Bag. "We then touched noses at midnight," Peach added. "Aw isn't that nice." said Cave Drawer. "Shall we go upstairs and into my bedroom?" asked Cave Drawer. "Yes!" said Goody Two Shoes curiously. In his master bedroom he has a walk-in closet, a bathroom, a king size bed, a recliner, a 60 in. TV, a dresser, and video game posters and movie posters on the wall. They both talked for a while about their past and what they would like to do in the future. They kissed, smooched, and cuddled for a while too. It was starting to get late so they slept together in the same bed. In the morning Cave Drawer made her breakfast in bed. "How do you like your breakfast?" asked Cave Drawer. "Wow! This is amazing. It's Delicious. You're an amazing cook." said Goody Two Shoes admiring his skills. "Hey maybe you should move in with me," suggested Cave Drawer. "Let's give it a few more days," said Goody Two Shoes. "I don't want to rush things." "That's okay," said Cave Drawer. "Don't forget. If you need anything you don't have to go to the store anymore. All you have to do is draw on your tablet and poof! It's there," said Cave Drawer. "I already know that," said Goody Two Shoes sounding annoyed.
Over the next few weeks Cave Drawer noticed that Peach was feeling well. She was moping, groaning, and moaning around the house. She looked depressed. She had the flu, but no fever. Her belly was unusually big too. Just to make sure nothing bad was happening, Cave Drawer took her to the hospital. "Hey Goody Two Shoes, I am going to take Peach to the hospital she doesn't look to good. Do you want to come?" said Cave Drawer. "Her belly has been getting big these past few weeks. Do you think she could be pregnant with puppies?" said Goody Two Shoes. "I don't know. Maybe," said Cave Drawer looking at Flea Bag. "Don't look at me. I didn't do anything," lied Flea Bag. "Well, lets go. You too Flea Bag," said Cave Drawer. When they got to the Dog House Hospital rated four paws, they had to wait five minutes before meeting the doctor. "Cave Drawer and Goody Two Shoes?" said the doctor holding a clipboard. "Hi, my name is Dr. Dog Face. Right this way please," said the doctor introducing himself. Cave Drawer and Goody Two Shoes both snickered. "Here's your room. Wait a minute here I have to get something from my office," said Dr. Dog Face. When the doctor left they both were bursting with laughter. "Dr. Dog Face?! What kind of name is that?" they both said. "His parents must have thought it was cute to give him that name," said Cave Drawer. "I wonder if this tablet can do an ultrasound on Peach?" said Cave Drawer eagerly. "It's worth a shot," said Good Two Shoes. Cave Drawer wrote on the tablet to give the dog an ultrasound to see if she really is pregnant with puppies. A few minutes later it turned into an ultrasound and eight puppies showed up on the screen. Peach was pregnant with eight puppies. "Shh! Do you hear that? Those are eight tiny heart beats at once!" said Cave Drawer tearing up. "Aw, that is so cute," said Goody Two Shoes. "Oh, boy! I am going to be a dad," said Flea Bag. A few minutes later the doctor came in and said, "All right, what seems to be the problem?" "We think she might be pregnant," said Cave Drawer even though he knew already. "Who? The dog or your girlfriend. I am just kidding, I know who the patient is," joking Dr. Dog Face. "Do you have a DVD for the ultrasound?" asked Dr. Dog Face. "Sure do," said Cave Drawer holding up a DVD. "See right there. That's eight puppies. Congratulations! You're going to be a mother," said Dr. Dog Face. A few months later Peach gave birth to eight puppies; four boys and four girls. "What shall we name them?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "How about Lucky, Max, Ace, Dawg, Cleo, Dot, Daisy, and Mimi?" asked Cave Drawer naming them. "Are we going to sell them when they get older?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "No!" yelled Flea Bag and Peach. " You don't break up family. How would you like it if someone sold your kids? If you are going to have any in the future." "Goody Two Shoes, how could you say an awful thing like that?" yelled Cave Drawer. "I'm sorry. I was just suggesting...Never mind. Forget about what I just said," said Goody Two Shoes apologizing.
The year went by very fast and here's what they did: On Valentines Day he took her out to dinner and a movie, and bought her a stuffed bear with a necklace. Flea Bag gave Peach a pink done bone and the kids candy heart dog treats. On St. Patrick's Day they wore all green and had green beer. The dogs ate green eggs and ham. For Easter they went on an Easter egg hunt and had ham for dinner. During the summer time they played out side, in the pool, went to amusement parks, carnivals, traveled a lot, and went to concerts. On the Fourth of July they all went to the beach, walked up and down the boardwalk, swam in the water, ate lunch, and lighted sparklers and watch the fireworks. For Halloween they had spider webs all over the house, pumpkins lining the sidewalk to their door, an inflatable horse drawn carriage lawn decoration, and tombstones all over the lawn. They were dressed as vampires laying in coffins and the dogs were dressed as pirates. During the fall they raked the leaves and the dogs would jump in them, went on hay rides, and went through corn mazes. On Thanksgiving they had turkey, string beans, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, white wine, and pumpkin pie with whipped cream for dessert. They were all dressed up as pilgrims on Thanksgiving. The dogs had turkey too. For Christmas they had two snow machines for the snow flakes; a lot of lawn ornaments; decorated the tree with red and green tinsel, bubble lights, bulbs, and a New Year's Ever ball on top; underneath the tree there were presents; and had a huge LED Christmas light show at night. On New Years Ever they drank a lot, watched NYC's New Year Eve party on TV, sang Auld Lang Syne, and kissed each other good night.
Chapter 8: Popping the Question
** ** Goody Two Shoes birthday was coming up. Cave Drawer drew her a voice-recording birthday card. The front of the card said Happy 28th Birthday in groovy letters with a cake at the bottom and balloons every where. When he opened the card Cinderella's castle popped up with confetti raining down. "She will love this," smiled Cave Drawer. On her birthday Goody Two Shoes opened the card and a voice said, "Congratulations! You have been invited to Cinderella's Castle for your 28th birthday. Better get packing. Plane leaves soon!" "Is that your voice on the card?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "That's right," said Cave Drawer. "How long are we staying?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "Two weeks. All four parks," answered Cave Drawer. "Are we going too?" asked Flea Bag, Peach, and their kids. "Yes. There's a doggie kennel on site," said Good Two Shoes. "Ok, lets get some sleep. We have a big day tomorrow," said Cave Drawer. "Good night and sweet dreams everybody. You too, Flea Bag, Peach and kids," said Goody Two Shoes. They woke up in the morning and saw breakfast on the table with today's newspaper. The dogs woke up with a big yawn and stretched their front and back legs. Goody Two Shoes stretched her arms out and walked towards the curtains to open them up. "What a beautiful morning," she said. "This week we'll be visiting the parks and then next week we will staying at the hotel doing activities. Don't worry Flea Bag, Peach, and puppies we'll be back every evening and have dinner in the hotel. Then we'll head out again to watch night time fireworks," explained Cave Drawer. The first park they went to that day was the one with a giant geodesic sphere. They went on a few rides, watched some shows, bought merchandise, pictures with characters, they were caricatures in outer space, and they also ate at a few fancy restaurants too. During the week they went to the park with the big tree, the big hat, and the castle. They bought so much stuff they had to have it delivered to their home. During the second week they went to the hotel's indoor water park, an indoor amusement park, the arcade, the movies, and the hotel's golf course. On the final day of their vacation Cave Drawer had a surprise for Goody Two Shoes. Every day before his surprise his heart was pounding. "What's the surprise?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "You'll see soon enough," said Cave Drawer. When they got to Cinderella's Castle they went through the back holding hands. When they got to the front of the castle he told her to turn around and face him. He got down on one knee. "Oh, my Gosh! This is it. Isn't it," cried Goody Two Shoes. "Goody Two Shoes will you marry me?" asked Cave Drawer showing her a 24k diamond ring. "Yes!" screamed Peach as she wrapped herself around him and gave him a big kiss. After he proposed to her, he drew a pretty big crowd. Everyone was watching including kids and costume characters. People were taking pictures and clapping and cheering. They were like celebrities. Cave Drawer picked her up and carried her down the stairs. When they got to the bottom of the stairs a horse drawn carriage pulled up and a guy opened the door. "What's this?" asked Cave Drawer. "When our guests propose to each other they get to ride around the park in a horse drawn carriage," said the man. "Ladies first," said Cave Drawer. The guy took Goody Two Shoes hand and lifted her into the carriage; Cave Drawer right behind her. "Isn't this lovely?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "Yes. It sure is," said Cave Drawer. Everybody was waving at them like they were a royal couple. After their carriage ride around the park they had dinner with the princesses at the castle. The photographer took some pictures of them with the princesses and they were good ones. One picture was so good they turned it into a poster. When they got back to the hotel she showed the dogs her ring. "So, you popped the question?" said Flea Bag. "Yes. I did," said Cave Drawer. "He's the right guy for you," said Peach. "Thank you, Peach," said Goody Two Shoes. They left the hotel the next morning and flew back home. "Now that was a vacation," said Cave Drawer. "Am I going to plan the wedding, dear?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "Yes, since it's every woman's dream to plan to their own wedding," said Cave Drawer.
Chapter 9: Wedding Day
** ** The first thing to do before a wedding is to meet the parents. Cave Drawer parents lived in Virginia and Peach's parents lived in The Hamptons, New York. "Might as well start with the introductions before you meet my parents. My dad's name is Slouch Potato. Don't ask me why. You will soon find out. My mom's name is Candy Cane because she has a sweet tooth for candy," said Cave Drawer. "Let me guess. Your dads name is Slouch Potato because he sits on the couch all day," said Goody Two Shoes. "Close, but not it," said Cave Drawer. "My dad's name is Fancy Pants because no matter what occasion he always wears nice pants. My mom's name is Panini because she makes the best panini sandwiches in the world," said Goody Two Shoes. After they introduced their parents to each other they went to Virginia.
His parents lived in a white double-wide manufactured house with a cinder block crawl space, green shades on the sides of the windows, green roof, a garage, a paved driveway, and a sun room in the backyard. His mom opened the door for them. "Hi, How are you?" said Candy Cane kissing Goody Two Shoes on the cheeks and hugging Cave Drawer. "Slouch Potato, get off your butt and come over here. Cave Drawer is here with his girlfriend," said Candy Cane. "Now I know why he's called Slouch Potato. He sits in his recliner being fat and lazy all day," said Goody Two Shoes. "Pretty much," said Cave Drawer. "Ahhh, so this is his girlfriend," said Slouch Potato. "Come In. Come In," said Candy Cane welcoming them. "Do you have a dog?" asked Slouch Potato. "Yes, ten dogs," said Cave Drawer. "I was just wondering because our dog is sniffing you real good. Wait did you say ten dogs?" said Slouch Potato. "Yes, two parents and eight kids," said Cave Drawer. "Wow, must be hard raising them," said Slouch Potato. "It's not hard," said Cave Drawer. "What are you guys doing here?" asked Candy Cane. "We would like to know if we are good for each other and if it's okay to get married?" said Cave Drawer. Slouch Potato and Candy Cane didn't hesitate at all. "You guys really want to do this? No cold feet?" said Slouch Potato. "Yes, we really want to get married," said Cave Drawer. "We're perfect for each other," said Goody Two Shoes."Ahh, what the heck. You don't need our blessing. You two are grown ups now. You can make the decision on your own," said Slouch Potato. "So that means, Yes?" said Cave Drawer. "Yes. Go get married," said Slouch Potato. Before they left, Candy Cane was wondering when and where the wedding was going to take place. "When and where is the wedding?" asked Candy Cane. "We're having the wedding in Hawaii on Easter Sunday," said Cave Drawer. When they left the house they went to The Hamptons to see Goody Two Shoes parents. Her parents house is a McMansion on top of a big hill with a long winding driveway and a monogram gate. The monogram gate had her father's initials, F.P. When they knocked on the door with the huge door knockers her father opened the door. He was a tall man with an expensive tuxedo, a tall top hat, a key chain for his pocket watch, a monocle, a pointy, and black pointy shoes. "Now I know why he's called Fancy Pants. He has a high-pointy nose," said Cave Drawer. "Ahh, sweetheart. Come in," said Fancy Pants. "And who is this fine young man?" said Panini. "Hello, Ma'am. I'm Cave Drawer," said Cave Drawer shaking her hand. Goody Two Shoes mother looked like a barbie doll all wrapped in plastic. "Make yourselves at home," said Panini. They both sat on the couch. "So what brings you to the Hamptons on this fine day," said Fancy Pants. "I would like to know if it's okay to marry your daughter?" asked Cave Drawer. "Are you sure you want this Honey?" asked Fancy Pants looking at Goody Two Shoes. "Yes. I love him so much," said Goody Two Shoes. "You are not going to get cold feet, are you Cave Drawer?" said Fancy Pants. "No, sir. I will take good care of her," said Cave Drawer. There was a long pause. "Yeah, sure. Why not? You're going to get married any way, with or without my permission. So go ahead, get married," said Fancy Pants. "Oh, daddy. Thank you very much," said Goody Two Shoes giving him a big hug. "Before you guys leave. Would you like some Panini sandwiches? They are really good!" said Panini. "Okay," said Cave Drawer. They had smoked house turkey with cheese panini sandwiches. "Wow these are good. Thanks mom," said Goody Two Shoes. "Thanks, Mrs. P. That was good," said Cave Drawer rubbing his belly. "When and where is the wedding going to take place?" asked Fancy Pants and Panini. "The wedding is going to be in Hawaii on Easter Sunday," said Cave Drawer. They went back home.
The wedding decorations weren't that hard to figure out since they both had magical tablets. The only thing they had to worry about was how to get a minister and a DJ for the wedding. Here is what their wedding was going to look like when finished: A white altar covered with red roses, a disco floor with a disco ball, rows of white chairs with an aisle down the middle, big round tables with green table clothes underneath a big white tent, pink flower baskets with rose petals and plastic Easter eggs for the flower girls, a blue ring bearer pillow for the ring bearer. "I can't seem to find a DJ who will play song requests when requested. They all play music the way they want it to be played," said Cave Drawer. "Don't worry you will find one," said Goody Two Shoes. "Did you find a minister for the wedding yet?" asked Goody Two Shoes. "Yes, I did. I went to the Crystal Cathedral and found one. I paid him his monthly salary. Nearly gave him a heart attack when I showed him the money," said Cave Drawer. "Are we going to be at the wedding too?" said Flea Bag, Peach, and their kids. "Yes, of course you guys are going to the wedding. We need best men and bridesmaids, you know," said Goody Two Shoes. Flea Bag, Lucky, Max, Ace and Dawg were going to be Cave Drawer's best men wearing tuxedos. Peach, Cleo, Dot, Daisy, and Mimi were going to be Goody Two Shoes' bridesmaids wearing pink gowns. When the wedding day came they packed their bags and flew to Hawaii on Lei Luau Airlines. When they got off the plane they were greeted with leis and aloha's. They checked in at the Holo Holo Resort in Honolulu, HI. The hotel had amenities like another hotel would. It had an outdoor and inside pool, fitness room, a restaurant, and free stuff delivered to the hotel room. The minister and the DJ arrived an hour later. "Are we ready to get this wedding started?" asked the minister. "Yes," said Cave Drawer. Cave Drawer was standing on the right side of the altar with his best men and Goody Two Shoes bridesmaids were to the left. The minister was standing in the middle of the altar waiting for Goody Two Shoes to come down the aisle. Before Goody Two Shoes came down the aisle, flower girls went down the aisle throwing flower petals and Easter eggs.
When the "Here Comes the Bride" music started to play everyone watched Goody Two Shoes be escorted down the aisle by her father. "Take good care of my daughter," said Fancy Pants slapping Cave Drawer on the arm. "Let's skip the boring parts and get right to it," said the minister. "Marriage is not to be taken lightly. It's a serious commitment between two people. Is there anyone who objects that these two shouldn't be married? Speak now or forever hold your peace. Will you Cave Drawer have this woman to be your wedded wife, to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, and forsaking all others, for so long as you both shall live?," asked the minister. "I do," answered Cave Drawer. "Will you, Goody Two Shoes take Cave Drawer to be your wedded husband, to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, and forsaking all others, so long as you both shall live?" asked the minister. "I do," said Goody Two Shoes.
"Take hands and repeat after me: I, Cave Drawer, take you, Goody Two Shoes, to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, to love and to cherish, from this day forward." said the minister and Cave Drawer. "I, Goody Two Shoes, take you, Cave Drawer to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer of for poorer, to love and to cherish, from this day forward," said Gooy Two Shoes. The ring bearer went up to the altar and gave Cave Drawer the rings. They put the rings on each others finger. "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride," said the minister. Cave Drawer turned Goody Two Shoes around and gave her a big kiss. The crowd stood up and clapped and cheered. After that they ate, dance to the DJ, and sang karaoke songs. Fancy Pants, Panini, Slouch Potato, and Candy Cane were wondering where Cave Drawer and Goody Two Shoes were going to take their honeymoon. "We are going to take a cruise on our honeymoon in the Caribbean," said Cave Drawer. They left the wedding in a black Hummer Limo with flowers and cans dragging in the back and a sign that said, Just Married. And they lived happily ever after.
Chapter 10: After Happily Ever After
This is not the end just yet. Most stories end with a wedding, but what they don't show you is what the couple did on their honeymoon and if they ever had a baby. They cruised to the Caribbean on a cruise ship called the Sand Bar. The cruise ship had waterslides, pools, restaurants, a casino, dance floors, and many other amenities. Their room was in first class with a balcony view, two king size beds, a huge TV, chairs, and a bathroom. When they got off the ship their activities were: water tricycling, snorkeling, horse riding, jet skiing, renting a cabana with a snack bar, parasailing, and feeding the sting rays and dolphins. "It sure is nice. White sand, clear blue water, palm trees. What more could you ask for?" said Goody Two Shoes. "You got that right," said Cave Drawer. "You know I have been having some womanly feelings," said Goody Two Shoes. "Oh, no. What is it?" asked Cave Drawer. "I was thinking we should have a baby," said Goody Two Shoes. "Oh, Good! I thought it was something else," said Cave Drawer wiping his forehead. "Okay let's go back to the room then and see what happens." "Don't even think about creating a baby with that tablet. That would be the mother of all sins," said Goody Two Shoes. "Okay, Geez," said Cave Drawer. After the trip Cave Drawer said to Goody Two Shoes, "Are you feeling like you got the flu?" "A little bit," said Goody Two Shoes. "That means we are going to have a baby," said Cave Drawer. Nine months later she gave birth to a little girl. Her daughters name was Brittany Talks-A-Lot. "Oh, great! Looks like we have a talkative one here," said Cave Drawer rolling his eyes. "She's beautiful," said Goody Two Shoes rocking her in her arms. Twenty-two years later Brittany graduates from college, moves out of the house, gets married, and has a baby of her own. Cave Drawer and Goody Two Shoes were now grandparents. Now they lived happily ever after.