[Frak.TR]

Story by Alan Auch on SoFurry

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Some couples just have the most fun conversations in bed


"I shall save you fair maiden! I- oh come on, what?"

The puffin wasn't exactly wounded by her companion's laughter, but her bravado was at least deflated. She waited for the badger cuffed to the bed to struggle into a straight face in order to explain herself. "I'm sorry honey," she finally squeaked, fighting to stifle the giggles, "just... 'I shall save you fair maiden'? And I know it's your thing and I want to do this and all, but you make a really weird superhero"

The puffin stuck her tongue out, but looked down at herself all the same. Physically she was short and stocky to begin with, even with the knee-high ballet boots currently laced tightly and made of the same green latex that made up the tight catsuit, gloves and domino mask that completed the look. "Alright, so... yeah it's a little impractical," she concluded, swiping at the large strap-on dildo sticking out of the suit's crotch. "But, I still reserve the right to save my fair maiden"

"What are you saving me from anyway?" the badger asked with a sly smile. She herself was normally a little taller than her lover and much fuller-figured and presently dressed in leather derri boots with padded and laced tops, earthy-brown felt duffel coat and leather gloves, the chosen wardrobe for her own oddball fetishes

The puffin sucked a rubbery finger absent-mindedly for a moment before grabbing a large stuffed toy of a pig from the shelf and planting it unceremoniously on the pillow next to the badger, her lover still impressed that she could maintain her balance so easily on the alarmingly high heels. "I'm saving you from the Evil Piggsley," she finally explained triumphantly

"Oh god no!" The badger went theatrically wide-eyed, "not the Evil Piggsley!"

"Yes! But never fear!" The puffin giddily climbed onto the bed and onto her lover, proceeding to bat the plush pig off the side with a swat of her beak. "I shall save you, as we previously established," she concluded before kissing the badger, the thick latex cock pressing against the cuffed woman's belly

"I think our roleplaying needs a little polish," the badger said as they parted. The puffin didn't reply, instead edging down her body and unfastening the plush fabric coat to expose her lover's otherwise naked body. "But I guess any excuse for you to tie me up huh?" she concluded with a hint of a shiver as the puffin rolled her nipple between her smooth gloved fingertips, pinching the other very lightly with her beak

"We'll work on it," the puffin said in between licking teasingly at the hard nub. "Did I ever tell you about the porn channel I saw in a hotel once?"

The badger shook her head. Her partner's description was certainly vague but since she couldn't remember her describing any porn channels it had to be a novel story. The puffin chuckled, massaging her breasts and nibbling her way down over the badger's belly. "I was in [A], and you know that's a funny town anyway. You know how they always scramble the dirty channels?"

The badger murmured her recognition of the idea. The puffin kept on nibbling and kissing very slowly towards her partner's sex

"This place only had one channel not scrambled, and it was called WET-TV. I don't know if that happened by accident or not, I wasn't even sure what it was at first. They were showing a film with big foam rubber tokusatsu or b-movie monsters, like Ultraman and Power Rangers monsters, but they were all wearing bright yellow raincoats and wellies. And about half-way through the fight scene they were whipping their cocks out of their raincoats, and I went 'oh... I guess this is meant to be porn then?'"

The badger burst out laughing, then shifted gears into pleasurable moans as the puffin ducked her beak into her cunt. Her curiosity about WET-TV could wait until the would-be superhero was done working her tongue around the sensitive clit and labia; she only wished her hands were uncuffed so she could touch her lover in turn instead of being utterly at her mercy. But then that was part of the fun of being tied up in the first place, the puffin teasing and tormenting her and occasionally adding her rubbery fingers to the stimulation. "You know I watched a lot of Japanese shows when I was a kid," the superhero continued, two fingers now pumping the badger's sex at exactly the speed she knew would drive her wild, "but never one where they start wanking each other off onto their raincoats and faces... or even one where they had raincoats!"

"Yeah I bet," the badger replied breathily. "Did it get your superhero instincts going?"

The puffin laughed, pumping a little more quickly. "You know I don't like boys. Maybe if they were terrorising a beautiful lady like you." She lowered her head and plunged her tongue momentarily through the badger's sex again. "Anyway after the monsters giving each other handjobs there was another one that was all big bulbous-headed aliens in black rainsuits giving 'anal probes' to trawlermen. Not fucking kidding. I ended up watching it all night and it was just monsters and demons and aliens in raingear and wellies, shagging each other and licking each other's boots. Like it never ended"

The badger laughed and moaned together. "You think there's a big market for that in [A]?"

"No idea," the puffin replied, removing her fingers and sucking them suggestively. "I knew raincoats could be a thing. When I used to trade pirate cassettes for the Commodore back in the 80s I got a text game off a kid at school that was all about dragons in raingear getting buggered. Also not fucking kidding. It even had really crude animation"

"You're such a geek," the badger teased. The puffin stuck her tongue out again, easing her way back up the badger's body to kiss her

"You'd have me no other way, don't pretend like you would"

The badger kissed her back. "I went on a few dates with an ostrich who was turned on by wellies once. Never the full raincoat, but she was all about boots"

"Did she like yours?" the puffin asked, flirtatiously stroking her own spike-heeled boot against the flat-soled, practical leather that the badger was so into. Her partner grinned and nodded

"She loved 'em, so that was a fun few dates"

"Why didn't it last?"

"Too much disco," the badger replied deadpan

The puffin gave her a raised eyebrow. "One day when we're old and we've adopted kids who've given us grandkids I'm going to enjoy telling them that disco helped me win your heart"

"Aren't you going to tell them you saved fair maiden me from an eighty-foot styrofoam monster?"

"Maybe not eighty feet," the puffin replied, shifting again and pressing the strap-on toy against the badger's pussy, "still pretty big though"

The badger didn't respond, gasping instead as her lover thrust the toy into her. Her arms still cuffed above her head, she was left all but passive and in complete submission to the puffin now embracing and kissing her hungrily as she fucked her. To the badger it was all she needed, giving herself up completely to her beloved's work and to the thick toy she was screwing her with. Her legs wrapped around the puffin's pistoning hips, the one active gesture she could make to pull her closer and get her to fuck her deeper as they kissed passionately. Nothing else mattered

"God I want you to cum," the puffin gasped in between kissing her lover's throat, "you're so beautiful when you cum"

"I'm going to," the badger replied, legs pulling her tighter still, "keep going honey!"

The puffin burst out laughing with joy as she continued pounding for all she was worth, feeling her lover's body shake underneath her and watching her face shift in pleasure as she went over the edge, wrists struggling against he cuffs keeping her from fully embracing the rubber-clad puffin who made up by hugging her all the tighter, kissing her deeply and savouring the vicarious sensations of her love's orgasm

"You know," the badger said lazily as she was cooling down, "I swear to god I have seen a Spanish comic with a dragon in raingear in it... I think he was meant to be a bank robber, but it was years ago now and I don't speak Spanish. He was being chased by a Green Hornet and Kato knock-off though"

"I hope it's the same dragon," the puffin chuckled, stroking a gloved finger over the badger's snout, "I hope there's a whole million-peseta franchise based on dragons in raincoats. Hey," she changed topic abruptly, "next time we do this, maybe you could be the monster and I'll just 'fight' you?"

"Sure, but I'm not wearing a raincoat"

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Dedicated to Luso Pakak for skintightery