A tale of Jeff
A short story i wrote to describe how Jeff got his bandadge.
Once upon a time there was a wolf/fox crossbreed named Jeff. He was a respectable fur who wore smart suits and worked at a respectable computer company. he had carefully groomed orangey-red fur and carefully trimmed claws.
One day he was sitting at his desk taking sips of his coffee when suddenly the phone rang. Jeff carefully set his coffee on the desk and picked up the phone.
"Hello? How may I be of assistance?" I said.
"My computer stopped working." Said a voice on the other end of the line.
(Well of course it has if you're calling this number.) I thought.
"In what way?" I asked.
"It's got a blue screen."
"Try turning it off and on again. Please excuse me for a moment."
I mute my microphone and lean back in my chair.
"AARGH!!!" I yell and grab my keyboard and smash it through the screen of the computer in front of me. I sigh and unplug the screen and keyboard. I put them in the box with all the other broken screens. I open a cupboard and remove another screen and keyboard. I connect them and unmute my microphone.
"If that doesnt work then maybe you should-" I began but was interrupted by the sound of windows smashing and the sight of a car driving through the walls and stuff.
"BUT HOW?!?" I yelled. This was the 34th floor of this building. Then the car hit me and as I faded into unconsiousness i had time time to think: My suit will be ruined...
I woke up feeling sore, broken and ... free? I opened my eyes and sat up. A paramedic was tending to other injured furs. The paramedic looked kind of like a white tiger. W hen they saw me sit up they came over.
"I'm going to take off the head bandage now." They said slowly.
"DIE IN A HOLE!" I yelled. Jumping up I looked around. Every window was shattered except for one lone window. So I ran over and jumped through the window. I fall one floor down and land land on the ground. They must of shifted me while I was unconsious.
I get up and start walking down the street.The first thing I was going to do was ditch this suit and buy a decent pair of denim jeans.