Black Friday
#1 of Humor
After searching over the internet I found that no one had done the obvious yet for Black Friday. Here are the lyrics for my Rebecca Black parody, Black Friday.
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah
Eleven thirty p.m on Thanksgiving No time to get fresh, gotta get in line! Gotta pitch camp, gonna dress like a hobo, Outside the mall, I'm freezing in the cold. Deals are running out, everybody's shoving Gotta get in to the door busters! Gotta fight for my place outside of Macy's.
Trying to cut in the line,
Gotta spend down to my last dime,
Gotta make my mind up,
Debit, Cash or Charge!
It's Friday, Friday Gotta shop on Black Friday Everybody's lookin' for an iPad, iPad Friday, Friday Fists fights on Black Friday Everybody's fighting over the last iPad!
Breaking right through the doors (Yeah!) Mobing department stores (Yeah!) Run, push, shove, punch, We're all lookin' for another bargain!
Twelve a.m., we're stampeding forward Almost get crushed, I barely snag a cart. Deals! Deals! Gotta get the deals! You know how to get them. Snatch it right out of another cart Rip it right out of some one's grip. I got it, I got it Now go and cry about it!
Wrestling over the Wiis. Trading blows over Furbys. Gotta make my mind up Left hook or right cross?
It's Friday, Friday Gotta fight on Black Friday Everybody's lookin' for an iPhone, iPhone Friday, Friday Brawling on Black Friday Everybody's fighting over that last iPhone.
Get into a head lock (Yeah!) Punch that guy in the crotch (Yeah!) Jab, Kick, Cuss, Swear, Fighting all for Christmas Morning.
Yesterday was Thanksgiving, Tonight is Black Friday, Friday (Fighting!) Why bother to be thankful? We feel so lustful, We're gonna be greedy tonight!
Christmas Times is here And we just have to have it all. I hope my card won't max out!
Lawyer me, Personal Injury I got barricades on the left side (On the left side) Cops on the right side (On the right side) We're grabin', snatchin' (Yeah, yeah) Flat screens, PS3's Wit' a cart in my behind (Woo!) (C'mon) Passin' by is the guy with the last Knect Makes my blood pressure spike, wanna scream Check my time, it's Christmas, gotta have it all It's gotta be perfect for the kids back home!
It's Friday, Friday Gotta shop on Black Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to Christmas Morning Friday, Friday Throwing down on Friday Everybody's lookin' for another bargain!
Got to grab the new Black Ops (Yeah) Though my credit is ten bucks tops(Yeah) Buy, buy, buy, buy Lookin' forward to Christmas Morning
It's Friday, Friday Gotta shop on Black Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to Christmas Morning Friday, Friday Gotta fight on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward for another bargain!
This is the most fun I've had (Yeah) Shop lifting is not that bad (Yeah) Fight, fight, fight, fight, Fighting for that last iPad!