Fifty Shades of What.
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FOUR-SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO GOD MADE THE PLANTS THE TREES AND THE FURRIES AND IT WAS GOOD.
THE JACKLE MURRED IN ANTICIPATION AS THE RHINO CAME OUT OF THE LLAMA PIT WITH A FIREY PASSION. HIS ANUS WAS ONLY MILDLY AGAPE DUE TO THE MAD ANGRY FUCKING DUE TO A PACK OF ANGRY NEWT GINGRICH. THE RHINO WAS SWEATY AND SMELLED OF FRESH KIWI ANAL JUST HOW THE JACKLE ALWAYS DREAMED. ETHERAL'S BODY WAS READY FOR THE BIG POWERFUL RHINO BUT IT WAS NOT A RHINO BUT A MAGICAL FRIKIN _ UNICORN _. ETHERAL IS THE JackL Btw! SO THE ETH THE JACKLE WAS ALL "hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy big lovin" and the unicorn was all "hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy GURLFRAN LETZ FAK" AND SO THEY DID IT. THEN ETH BECAME THE UNICORNS HOOF AND HAD FUN THEN HE BECAME A ASTRONOMURR THEN A JACKLE AGIAN. BY NOW ETH WAS A VERY NAUGHTY ANUBIS. ETH THEN MET BRICE AND HE WAS A BULL ETH AND BRICE MADEALLOTOFVERYGOODYIFFSOONTHEYBECAMEMATESANDFUCKEDEACHOTHERSEYEBALLSOUUTOFTHERESOCKETS BECAUSE FURRY JESUS COMANDED THEM TO DO IT. NOW THEY ARE BLIND. BRICE GOT ARRESTED FOR RAPE AS HE ACCIDENTALY FUCKED MARTHA STEWRT THINKING IT WAS HIS GAY JACKLE LOVER ETH. THEN ETH FOUND TRUE LOVED AND MURRIED NEWT GINGRICH FOXMAN AND THEY MADE TONS OF CHILDREN AND ATE THEM FOR THANKSGIVING THEN MADE GRAPEFRUIT THE END.