Hello Sweetie
just for fun :)
Hello Sweetie
No badmouthing or bad reviews this fan fiction is just for fun.
Favourite quote
The Doctor: Oh, you're not, are you? Tell me you're not archaeologists.
River Song : Got a problem with archaeologists?
The Doctor: I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
River: Ah. Professor River Song, archaeologist.
Simba is relaxing by the water hole when suddenly there is a bright flash and adult Nala appears.
Simba: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK WHO THE CRAP ARE YOU?
Nala: hello sweetie.
Simba: what.
Nala: damn I'm too early how old are you?
Simba do I know you?
Nala: still a cub...my name is not important.
Simba: for the last time...WHO ARE YOU?
Nala: spoilers.
Simba: go stick your spoilers up your..hey dad.
Mufasa: hey son how are you...wow got yourself a girlfriend Nala will be pissed.
Simba: I don't her she just poof appeared.
Mufasa: soooo...a blind date.
Simba: dad she is double my age.
Mufasa: a blind date with a cougar then.
Simba: DAD.
Mufasa: now remember when your having sex always wear a condom and after your done throw it on the floor for your mother to pick up.
Simba: gross dad.
Mufasa: (singing) it's the circle of life.
Nala: oh god.
Simba: Nala?
Nala: oh crap. (disappears)
Simba: I think I just saw my future wife.
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