The Birds and the Bees Part 3
#2 of Lion King
the end of the trilogy have fun and no bad mouthing. please read and review.
The birds and the bees 3
No bad mouthing me because it is so random. See if you can find the Animalia T.V show reference.
Sarabi: (angrily) Simba I can't believe you told everyone about the Birds and the Bees.
Simba: (chuckling) yeah but it was funny seeing people run around and scream.
Sarabi: (angrily) you don't care about the lives you've ruined?
Simba: (nonchalant) not really they were going to find out any way.
Sarabi: (angrily) Mufasa discipline your child.
Mufasa: what?
Sarabi: are you freaking kidding me
Mufasa: my father was very tolerant.
Sarabi: why did I get stuck with you?
Mufasa: because your ass is fiiine.
Sarabi slaps Mufasa.
Mufasa: ow...it's true though.
Sarabi: do you want me to hit you?
Mufasa: no.
Simba: still here.
Sarabi: Mufasa...
Mufasa: all right fine Simba you're not to leave this cave for a month.
Simba: what eating poohing and peeing?
Mufasa: the toilet cave is next door but other than that nowhere else got it?
Simba: yes dad.
Sarabi: good now your father and I are going to a keys party held by your uncle Livingstone.
Mufasa: do we have to?
Sarabi: yes you'll hurt his feeling otherwise.
Mufasa: but he's an asshole.
Simba: still here.
Sarabi/Mufasa: SHUT UP SIMBA!
Simba: (muttering) okay Jesus Christ you guy suck.
Mufasa: what?
Simba: nothing dad.
Aslan: hey guys.
Sarabi slash Aslan's throat.
Simba: what the fu...
Sarabi: language anyway you'll understand one day come on Mufasa we're off.
Mufasa and Sarabi leave.
Simba: what's stop form walking out of here?
Simba tries to leave but Rafiki whacks him with his staff.
Simba: ow Rafiki what are you doing here.
Rafiki: (drunkly) guard duty...I think.
Simba: why?
Rafiki: shut up I'm drunk no talking.
Simba: (annoyed) fine.
2 hours later Ed Banzai and Shenzi sneak past Rafiki (not that hard) and wake up the sleeping Simba.
Simba: (groggy) what?
Shenzi: teach us.
Simba: what?
Shenzi: oh for the love of...teach us about The Birds and the Bees.
Simba: fine.
40 minutes later.
Shenzi: thanks kiddo.
Banzai: cool.
Ed: (crazy laughter)
Simba: your not screaming?
Shenzi: nope I just wanted to know what this is.
Fun fact: girl hyenas have what resembles a penis. Which they also use to mate with.
Simba: oh sweet mother of fuck.
Banzai; that's what she said.
Mufasa: Simba we're back...I'm not even going to ask.
Simba: it's not what it looks like.
Sarabi: you're teaching a trio of hyenas about The Birds and the Bees.
Simba: okay it's exactly what it looks like.
Mufasa/Sarabi: SIMBA!
The end
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