The Birds and the Bees Part 2
#3 of Lion King
Due to the of the popularity of the first one this was born. no badmouthing all copyright to owners please read and review. part 2 of the Birds and the Bees trilogy.
The Birds and Birds 2
Shit gets real authors note: don't badmouth me cause shit about to get real.
Nala: they did what?
Simba: yeah it's called sex.
Nala: wow and your mum and dad do it?
Simba: all the time.
Nala: cool let's tell everyone.
Simba: Yeah bitch dog.
Simba and Nala run off to tell everyone just as Sarabi and Mufasa appear.
Mufasa: damn that kid is fast.
Sarabi: shut up and keep running.
Mufasa: girl that ass is fiiiiine.
Sarabi slaps Mufasa.
Mufasa: ow are you in heat or something?
Sarabi slaps Mufasa.
Mufasa: let's go before I get beaten to death.
Sarabi: fine just no more pimp talk or else.
Mufasa: yes dear.
Sarabi and Mufasa run after Simba and Nala.
Meanwhile...
Simba is surrounded by his cousins (Mufasa and Kovu are the only males so yeah no bad reviews)
Simba: so then the man....
Cubs: ewwwwww.
Nala: then the woman.
Cubs start running around and screaming.
Simba: let's go tell uncle Scar.
Nala: doesn't he already know.
Simba: yeah but he might kill us.
Nala: sweet.
Simba and Nala run off to the edge of the Pridelands.
Mufasa and Sarabi run up.
Sarabi: damn we're too late.
Mufasa: WHAT!
Sarabi: I SAID WE'RE TOO LATE.
Mufasa: hold on.
Mufasa (to Cubs) SHUT UP!
Cubs stop running around and screaming.
Mufasa: go and play or something.
Cubs run off.
Mufasa: now what were you saying dear?
Sarabi: I said we're too late.
Mufasa: sooo that's bad?
Sarabi: yes idiot.
Mufasa: where did they go to now?
Sarabi: to find Scar.
Mufasa: how to you know that?
Sarabi: motherly instinct.
Mufasa: wow your ass is fiiiiine.
Sarabi slaps Mufasa.
Sarabi: shut up.
Mufasa: yes dear,
Sarabi and Mufasa run after the cubs.
Edge of the Pridelands
Scar: I should kill you for what just said.
Simba: yeah but you wouldn't kill me right?
Shenzi: well actually.....
Ed: (crazy laughter)
Banzai: yeah that's right.
Scar: shut up.
Mufasa and Sarabi run into the cave.
Mufasa: SIMBA YOU IDIOT.
Scar: brother could you not yell in my cave?
Ed: (crazy laughter)
Shenzi: you said it.
Sarabi: Simba Nala come me right now.
Simba/Nala: yes miss.
Mufasa: oh yeah I am so getting so tonight.
Sarabi: only if you're good. Scar: wow brother you're your wife's bitch.
Zira: you tell him honey now go find me zebra.
Scar: yes dear.
Scar Mufasa and Sarabi Simba and Nala leave the cave.
The End
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