The Birds and the Bees Part 1
#1 of Lion King
Just some random stuff i wrote have fun. copyright to owners. please Read and Review. part 1 of the Birds and the Bees trilogy.
Shit Gets Real The Lion King
Author's note: shits about to get real a lot of random crap so don't go bad mouthing me because it's so random. Also in this Fanfic Simba is a cub and Mufasa is going to divulge the Fatherly Secrets of the Past.
Simba: dad why are we at the top of Pride Rock?
Mufasa: because I wish to pass on the fatherly secrets of the past.
Simba: why?
Mufasa: well my Father told me so I'm going to tell you.
Simba: what are these secrets about?
Mufasa: I'll tell you in a moment are you comfortable?
Simba: not really you got me up at five in the mourning so if I sit down I'll fall asleep.
Mufasa: (whispering) not after this the won't.
Simba: pardon?
Mufasa: it's nothing anyway...
40 minutes later
Simba comes running into the den screaming.
Sarabi: Simba what's wrong?
Simba: (sobbing) you guys didn't do did you?
Mufasa comes into the den.
Sarabi: (angrily) what did you do to him?
Mufasa: I informed him about The Birds and the Bees.
Sarabi: (shocked) your serious...at his age?
Mufasa: better now than when he's a teenager.
Sarabi: your so not getting any tonight.
Mufasa: (grumble) bitch.
Sarabi: WHAT.
Mufasa: nothing dear.
Sarabi: I'll give you nothing dear.
Simba: mum you didn't do it did you?
Sarabi: what sweety?
Simba: the thing where the Daddy lion sticks his penis in the Mummy lion's vagina.
Sarabi glares at Mufasa.
Sarabi: Simba when your dad and I do have sex its a special moment because two people love each other very much.
Simba: I'm going to tell Nala all about sex.
Mufasa: don't you dare.
Simba runs out of the cave before Mufasa can stop him.
Sarabi: so not getting any tonight.
The End
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